"Put your game face on, it's Go time!"
In order to be one step ahead of the game I gotta start plottin early. I also gotta have patience. Payout may not be immediate, it may seem like it never comes, but that's all part of the plan. It's all about smiles and cries, friends and foes, appearances. And we all know appearances are deceitful.


I will put down notes in here to document this con

Sheeeeeeeeeit. We just ran into a display of time traveling. The room we moved in had a black hole in it. A man jumped through it. The man carries a sword and wears body armor. He says his name is Theseus, the legend whose tales had been delivered for centuries. This could be very interesting

Damn, he's gone again. A true blast from the past. Was great to stand face to face with the legend who provided the ancient weapon I killed the minotaur with. I didn't initially pass the test to carry the sword, and got struck by lightning as I failed. But in the end Theseus was content with me carrying his weapon and only with that I was able to defeat the minotaur. Those were heroic days back then, in the life I lived before this one.

Time traveling Theseus = Best board game cameo ever!

Last night I tried to nick something from Walton but the bloke had nothing on him apparently. I'm going to wait a bit in the day and then pick a new target.

Group dynamics are in progress because of Walton. Apparently he stays behind and so do some others. I see a con in play already, but some people just don't have the magic eye. Whatever, that Culo guy started to get annoying anyway, and so did Elenoire. Fuck 'em. It's a pity Angela stays behind aswell, I would have loved to pocketpick her for sure. Maybe another day. Moving on soon

Looks like Angela moves on with the group. Soooo gonna pocketpick her next phase...hmmhmmmm
Ezra and Sophia stay behind aswell though. Good riddance.

Okay Carl forget what you know, the game has changed and you need to adjust. And that's why going with Kristoff who allgedly holds a magical device that allows the holder to time travel is the best choice right now. It means I'll split with a lot of people of my initial group but I don't mind that really. Most of them were tools anyway. Gonna keep a close eye on and follow Kristoff and that magical device he holds. I might end up traveling through time on this quest. Shit will be intense I suppose

Hmmmkaaaay. So none of what we planned worked out at all. Purple sparks interference messed with the time staff when we tried to pass the gate to the next room, and instead of us going to the past the other group apparently ended up there and we are in the future. It's all crazy quantum physics. We learned that there are portals we can open and use, but only in certain rooms. Gonna lay low and try my luck lifting their packs.

Hmmmkaaaay, I've got the time staff. Took it from Kristoff. He was sucked into a Red Room when he entered the room first. Whatever happpened in there, we don't know for sure. But he got out again, kind of mad to see his staff gone. Most go with the theory that Willis is behind the staff theft. Good.

Not sure how to proceed here, maybe I'll have to use the staff when push comes to shove. It's still broken but next phase I could use it. Well, we'll see about that. In other news: Apparently Cerberus is roaming somewhere down here. NOT good. This beast can snap your neck like...*snap*...and you're dead. I'd do it Forrest Gump style when I hear it coming, but maybe I just use the time staff to escape. OR, maybe open a portal. Many possibilites here. Gonna move on east soon, let's see what the next room got in store for us

Okay I bailed on dem monkeys...and again the game has changed. I'll just relax this phase...and get to it next round

I successfully traveled to the past using the time staff. The group will likely want to kill me once I meet them again. Well, kristoff will certainly not be pleased. But I don't give a fuck about that. Now I'm back in the past now and I could chnage stuff so the future would look more profitable for me. I could buy google stocks, or apple stocks. But that's secondary. First of all I gotta make sure to nip McCoy's Empire in the bud and establish my own militia the authority. Birdgang will reign, led by the top-bird! A prosperous future for mankind in the making...or something

I need weaponry. And armor. Hopefully I find something soon.

Okay I traveld back in time and now all the rooms are decorated in ancient greek style and there are statues standing around everyhwere. The rooms are like, shorter than in the future. They layout has changed obviously. There had been SOMETHING going on in the last 2000 years to cause all that.

I wonder what the future group is up to and whether cerberus in on their case. Kristoff's probably still mad I took his staff. Oh boo-fucking-hoo Kristoff Mistoff. I sincerely hope Brittany and Hobert are dead by now....well, I might see them again at some point. We can have a chat then...

Right now, I just ran into a room with a mindboggling puzzle given as task to me by Willis, and I almost killed myself trying to solve it. My brain was on the verge of exploding. I don't know if I could solve it correctly, but I did what I could and now I'm back to my routine, which is killing time and making scheemes in case I happen to run into other people again. I really hope I can find a weapon soon so I'm no longer without any force to reckoned with. Or maybe something useful I can defend myself with, when I'm attacked or traps being triggered or something.

I mastered the puzzle last phase and obtained a light beacon that upon activation shows me how many rooms away the danger is lurking. Quite useful.

Now since entering the next room I became confused. My vision is blurry and I can't propperly see. Almost blind. I can't tell with certainty in what direction I'm moving. Damn, I don't know where this effect came from. Maybe it's this room, maybe it was an effect from using the light beacon, or maybe someone targeted me. The latter is the least likely possibility so I guess it's this room's or the light beacon's effect. The confusion will last for a few more phases. No propper navigation is garantueed. Gotta make the best of the situation and adapt to whatever awaits me when moving on.

Anyway I'm still in the past and no people are to be found. I think I'll continue to investigate the past a little until I maybe find another useful item. Not long though and I'll jump back to the future. Carl McFly style.

So I moved a few rooms forward but also one back, last phase. Not being able to propperly see makes things difficult. I came across a room where I saw Willis in person, and he told me to not waste his time since I was/am alone and it'd take at least 2 people to start a challenge in there. I made notes on that in case one day it might be of importance, somehow. WIllis disappeared and let me continue my "path".

Right now I can't decide where to go or what to do. I would feel much more confortable traveling back to the future with a gun/weapon on me. Who knows what kind of info those bitches spread about me and my leaving the group. They certainly weren't pleased with how Carl handled his business. Well, fuck 'em. And if I manage to find a weapon fuck 'em BIG TIME.