*walks down the street minding his business, tips hat*
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*drives down the street*
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*crosses the crosswalk without looking*
*beeps, crashes*
*lies on the street with paint all over him*
Dude, is he still alive? He's not moving...
*gets up*
*smiles*
More alive than ever before... BOOO HOOO HOOO HA HA HA HA HA! |