Lamps was known for not being able to keep his mouth shut. He always voiced his opinion. Tonight was the night that was going to end. Josh come up to him while pulling a chair. Placed it behind him and told him to sit.

Josh then pulled out some face paint and drew a clown face on him, but this clown wasn’t happy. He was a sad clown with a stream of tears pouring out from his eye lids. When Josh showed him his creation in a small hand held mirror, Lamps was confused.

“Why am I crying” he asked. This infuriated Josh whom is known to have a very short and angry temper. Josh punched through the glass and through Lamps face ending his life.

Lamps

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CHARACTER: GMAJ ROLE: Town Doc McStuffins You're so cute and you love stuffed animals. Each night you may inject 1 of your elixirs into a player. You do not know what they do. Red Blue Green Purple Yellow Orange Black HIDDEN + Red = Kool-Aid (sugar high, duplicate action next night, no action the following night) Blue = Cadillac Margarita (player has hangover and can't vote the next day) Green = Supergreen Smoothie (player immune from lynches/deaths for next day/night phase) Purple = Day cop investigation Yellow = Player is announced as killing the mafia kill in write-up Orange = Player must post in Spanish Black = Death

Christin turns to Nav:

C: I'm town

N: Yay me too.

C: No seriously, I'm town.

N: I'm not, I'm really 3rd party

C: Oh cool. I'm really town

They hold hands and skip around the room. THey burst into song.

We are the best. We killed all the scum. We are the best. We killed all the scum

Nav then stops and grabs Christian by the hand. "Hey boo boo bear. I lied. I only wish I was 3rd party. I'm just lonely town.."

Christian replies, "Sugar plum, I know. I have a gift for you."

Nav looks down and sees:






Christian then grabs Nav by the neck and body slams him to the ground.





Christian jumps on top of him and slides knife deep in his sternum. Twists it to the right and yanks it out in an angle. Nav bleeds out but is able to murmur 1 last thing. "At least I lived longer then Cody"

Nav	+
CODY ROLE: Town Revengeful Townie You have had enough of Nav's treatment of you in past mafia games. It's now your turn to enact revenge. Each night you may investigate 1 player to find Nav. Once you find him you need to get him lynched. Bonus Win Condition: Find and lynch Nav

Let’s go to the judges scorecards. Judge Ahoda scored the game for Christian (and the mafia). Judge Spin scored the win to Nav (and town). It all comes down to the third judge. Josh, out of nowhere, scored the game for Mafia, so Mafia wins in a split decision.

THE CONTROVERSY THAT ENDS THE GAME


Lamps has used the blue elixir on Christian, which takes away his vote. Nav v Christian on the last would have made it impossible for Christian to tie vote.

The mafia win con says be 50% of alive players, so mafia gets the win.

I talked this over with Curtis, Spin, and Josh. Here were there replies


Spin: Town should win as Christian can't vote so town wins
Josh: Win con says mafia wins at 50%
Armin: I see both sides of this argument. I do side with Josh more.
Curtis: I agree with whatever makes Nav lose

So it's fitting that the Ahoda Is An Asshole Mafia ends with me being an asshole

(:

Spin will have to open up the forums for you guys as I don't have access.


Mafia Board: https://spinsmafiaforum.proboards.com/board/16/ahoda-mafia-board
Cult Board: https://spinsmafiaforum2.proboards.com/board/6/ahoda-cult-board
Graveyard: https://spinsmafiaforum.proboards.com/board/17/ahoda-graveyard

I would expect nothing less

I think the real take away is that the only true winner was TIB.

Ahoda Exotic @ 7/7/2020 18:41

Spin will have to open up the forums for you guys as I don't have access. Mafia Board: https://spinsmafiaforum.proboards.com/board/16/ahoda-mafia-board Cult Board: https://spinsmafiaforum2.proboards.com/board/6/ahoda-cult-board Graveyard: https://spinsmafiaforum.proboards.com/board/17/ahoda-graveyard

This will happen later when I can get to a computer. I tried to do it on my phone but it was too painful.

i'd give it to mafia as well once they reach 50% of the players

gg mafia sorry i sucked but i was pretty busy

Yikes

Is that the worst overall mafia team to ever win

I vote yes

Primate getting Primate and Timmah's role were all-time fav highlights personally

I lost a lot of respect for Lamps’ intellect these last two days.

Offense meant.