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Post #1: 24th Jun 2020 11:32 AM 
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The sound of the alarm clock woke Buffy with glee. "Today's the big day! I can't wait to see all my friends at Armin's big 41st birthday party!" She was thinking about the last time she saw all her FE friends.

"Yes, I think it was the wedding of Spin, Josh, and Armin." What a wonderful and joyful time we all had.


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She laid in bed for a few minutes with a giant smile, glanced at her watch and decided it was time to get up and get ready for the big day.

A couple hours later she was ready to head out. She had bought a gorgeous gown to wear, got her hair done, and splurged for the nail and manicure special. She looked like a princess.

Her Uber arrived and off she went.

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Buffy arrived shortly after the party start time, and all her favorites were there. As soon as she got out of her car she ran into Timmah and gave him a giant hug. They shared pleasantries and both went on their way.

Next, Farlig ran over, "Buffy!!! OMG, how have you been? I haven't talked to you in a while."

Disgusted, as no one likes Farlig, "Ugh," Buffy muttered and walked right by him while not acknowledging him. "Fuck that guy," she whispered as soon as her back was past Farlig.


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Buffy made her way to the snack table and bar to grab a nice big glass of wine.


An intercom turns on and shouts out a message

"Thank you all distinguished guest. Spin and I would love to thank you all for coming today to celebrate our beloved husband's birthday."


It was Josh's voice clear as day. It brought a smile to Buffy's face. The crowd of people started to coral by the stage as Armin, Spin, and Josh made their entrance into the party.

Armin was center of the stage and he smiled, looked around, and began to speak.



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"Thank you all for coming to my 41st birthday. I am truly honored all my FE friends made time to come out and spend some time with my family. We've missed you all so dearly."

An applause started and last a few seconds. Armin raised his hands and hushed the crowd.

"Now, I have some good news and bad news. I'll start with the good news. The bar is open for another 4 hours."

The crowd started to cheer loudly and hoot and hollar.

Armin smiled manically. "You dumb sons of bitches don't know what you're in for!"

The doors to the facility where the party is being hosted quickly slam shut and you hear the electrical locks turn. Your stomach sinks and the feeling of throwing up sets in.


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"I have been ridiculed and laughed at by you assholes for way too long." Spin and Josh stand next to Armin with arms crossed and nodding in agreement.

"I'm sick of you fuckers lynching me in mafia games on D2 for no reason. I'm sick of you laughing at my FEllustration drawings and saying I draw like a retarded blind baboon. Well now it's my turn to laugh!"

Armin pulls out a gun and points it right a Buffy and pulls the trigger.

Blood splatters all over her brand new gown. She falls to her knees and whimpers. He last breath is exhauled and she falls face first onto the floor.



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Spin was shocked......He taps Armin on the shoulder, "Umm, sweetheart, she was one of ours."

"Oops," Armin quips. "I have some friends that are among you that will finish what I started. They promised my gift this year is to kill all of you that humiliated me for far too long."


The stage trap door triggers and Spin, Josh, and Armin are gone in an instant. The loud speak cuts on again and you hear Josh's voice again.

WITH 22 ALIVE IT TAKES 12 TO LYNCH. DEADLINE IS THURSDAY NIGHT AT 9 PM ET AND PLURALITY IS IN EFFECT
 
   
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Post #2: 24th Jun 2020 11:46 AM 
Now! It''s a party.
 
   
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Post #3: 24th Jun 2020 11:49 AM 
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Post #4: 24th Jun 2020 11:52 AM 
Why are there clothes at this party?
 
   
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Post #5: 24th Jun 2020 11:53 AM 
Hi Curtis
 
   
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Post #6: 24th Jun 2020 11:54 AM 
My scum list in no particular order:

1. Curtis
2. Reaper
3. Nav
4. Maddie
5. Boobs (Jamie)
6. Mal
7. Timmah
8. Fatlip
9. Havo
10. Primate
11. Lamps
12. Rodney
13 Gmaj
14 Penner
15. IM317
16. Wikey
17. TIB
18. Brian
19. Herm
20. Christian
21. Cody
22. Rose
 
   
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Post #7: 24th Jun 2020 11:56 AM 
##elect curtis leader
 
   
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Post #8: 24th Jun 2020 11:57 AM 
##elect maddie as scout
 
   
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Post #9: 24th Jun 2020 11:57 AM 
Ahoda is super old.
 
   
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Post #10: 24th Jun 2020 12:01 PM 
Hi primate
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Post #11: 24th Jun 2020 12:01 PM 
Hello!

I can't believe Buffy was scum!
 
   
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primate @ 24/6/2020 11:56
##elect curtis leader


I accept this responsibility
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Post #13: 24th Jun 2020 12:02 PM 
Rodney is unusually quiet so far
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Post #14: 24th Jun 2020 12:03 PM 
primate @ 24/6/2020 18:54
My scum list in no particular order:

1. Curtis
2. Reaper
3. Nav
4. Maddie
5. Boobs (Jamie)
6. Mal
7. Timmah
8. Fatlip
9. Havo
10. Primate
11. Lamps
12. Rodney
13 Gmaj
14 Penner
15. IM317
16. Wikey
17. TIB
18. Brian
19. Herm
20. Christian
21. Cody
22. Rose

He listed himself!

##lynch Primate
 
   
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Post #15: 24th Jun 2020 12:03 PM 
Hopefully the OP was all flavor?

Can you imagine spending the time writing that and no one reading it? I can.
 
   
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