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JJ
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| Reputation: 161 | Group: | Godfather | Posts: | 33,550 | Joined: | Jun 28, 2012 |
| Post #1: 23rd Jan 2020 2:48 PM | |
Holly Flax, Oscar Martinez and Andy Bernard sat in the conference room. They were the last three left after all their co-workers had been viciously murdered.
Andy began.
He looked straight at Oscar. "You, sir, are obviously the final murderer. It's very obvious by the way you killed Kelly. She was onto you, man."
Oscar sat, stunned. "Hold on. Suddenly, it has to be me?" he asked.
He looked at Holly for help.
Holly looked between the two of them for some time. Then she held her hands up.
"Screw you, too!" said Andy.
"Yeah, what is that?" asked Oscar.
"Guys, that was just a joke. Notice the third finger." Holly giggled.
Andy and Oscar just stared at her.
"Ahem. Okay, let's get serious here." said Holly. I would like each of you to submit your evidence right now as to why I should believe you."
Oscar went first and delivered a poem about Kelly for some reason.
Andy got up to get his charts.
Oscar and Holly groaned.
"NO! No more charts, Andy. Give me something else, please." said Holly.
Andy told a story of why he killed Kelly, then went in hard on Michael for (as he explained), "comedic effect."
"Had to go for the crazy story-telling, didn't I?" Andy smiled. "I don't really hate Michael. Or do I?"
Holly teared up, thinking of Michael and how she still couldn't believe he had done any of this. Then she snapped out of it.
"Oscar, do you have anything to say about Michael?"
"Yeah, he didn't like it when I threw Pam under the bus." answered Oscar.
"Okay, I've made my decision. Oscar, I think you're a lying son of a gun! And a killer! Andy, let's take care of this."
"Oh, it's on like a prawn who yawns at dawn!" said the Nard Dog.
Oscar put up his hands - "No, Andy, wait!"
But it was too late. Before Oscar could move, Andy had punched him square in the face. The blow knocked Oscar onto the floor. He lay there dazed.
Holly walked up and kicked Oscar hard.
Then Andy and Holly took turns and really pulverized Oscar until he stopped moving.
To be continued... | |
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JJ
Pig
| Reputation: 161 | Group: | Godfather | Posts: | 33,550 | Joined: | Jun 28, 2012 |
| Post #2: 23rd Jan 2020 3:23 PM | |
As Oscar lay dying in a pool of his own blood, he thought of the past several days.
He had been surprised when Michael and Pam had approached him.
David Wallace had given Michael a heads up about the possible branch shut-down before he had come to Scranton to announce it to everyone. Michael wanted to start his own company and had enlisted Pam's help. She had suggested they go to Oscar, since he had such a level head.
Oscar told them they should bring in Toby - since no one would suspect Michael and Toby would ever be in cahoots...
...and then things just got out of control from there. Michael had killed David in a panic when he thought David was onto their scheme. They just kept killing everyone to cover it up. He was glad it was finally over, to be honest. All that bloodshed. He considered himself a good person.
Now he could be at rest.
He finally slipped into unconsciousness.
Oscar was dead.
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Role: Mafia Goon
Character: Oscar Martinez
Player: Farlig
You may carry out the factional kill.
Win condition: You win when you obtain a majority over town players or when this is a foregone conclusion. |
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JJ
Pig
| Reputation: 161 | Group: | Godfather | Posts: | 33,550 | Joined: | Jun 28, 2012 |
| Post #3: 23rd Jan 2020 3:25 PM | |
GMAJ, AHODA AND TOWN HAVE WON THE GAME!!
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Role: Town Vanilla
Character: Andy Bernard
Player: Gmaj
You may vote to lynch a player each day phase.
Win condition: You win when all mafia are eliminated. |
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Role: Town Vanilla
Character: Holly Flax
Player:Ahoda
You may vote to lynch a player each day phase.
Win condition: You win when all mafia are eliminated. |
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JJ
Pig
| Reputation: 161 | Group: | Godfather | Posts: | 33,550 | Joined: | Jun 28, 2012 |
| Post #4: 23rd Jan 2020 3:26 PM | |
Thank you all for playing! I know it might have been boring for some of you since it was so basic with very few roles besides VT/Mafia Goon. I did like watching people trying to figure things out based on just reads.
I'll put up HOF/HOL/Comments/Night Actions etc later as I have time.
Mafia Board/Graveyard link: theofficemafia.freeforums.net/
Let me know if you can't access something. | |
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JJ
Pig
| Reputation: 161 | Group: | Godfather | Posts: | 33,550 | Joined: | Jun 28, 2012 |
| Post #5: 23rd Jan 2020 3:37 PM | |
PS - Farlig wasn't joking about Penner being very mad at him for lynching 317 on D2. Check that out - and more - in the mafia forum.
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Herm
Definitely not a Quran Burner
| Reputation: 210 | Group: | Godfather | Posts: | 29,688 | Joined: | Feb 20, 2014 |
| Post #6: 23rd Jan 2020 3:46 PM | |
Good game!
Trying to get good reads this game was harder than usual lol. | |
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Grumpy Ass Old Woman
FU DADD
| Reputation: 131 | Group: | Godfather | Posts: | 32,664 | Joined: | Feb 22, 2014 |
| Post #7: 23rd Jan 2020 3:49 PM | |
Ha
It was fun. Thanks fo hosting mg |
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Thisisbourbon
Butt Not Even Visible
| Reputation: 100 | Group: | Overlord | Posts: | 13,830 | Joined: | Sep 7, 2016 |
| Post #8: 23rd Jan 2020 3:49 PM | |
We were one lucky SOB when it came to picking out the power roles. Complete and utter luck. | |
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Herm
Definitely not a Quran Burner
| Reputation: 210 | Group: | Godfather | Posts: | 29,688 | Joined: | Feb 20, 2014 |
| Post #9: 23rd Jan 2020 3:50 PM | |
Good job Ahoda/Gmaj, town couldn't have won without you! | |
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Sansa
| Reputation: 104 | Group: | Overlord | Posts: | 14,111 | Joined: | Oct 1, 2013 |
| Post #10: 23rd Jan 2020 3:50 PM | |
This was fun, congrats town!
Thanks for hosting JJ!! | |
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Herm
Definitely not a Quran Burner
| Reputation: 210 | Group: | Godfather | Posts: | 29,688 | Joined: | Feb 20, 2014 |
| Post #11: 23rd Jan 2020 3:51 PM | |
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Sansa
| Reputation: 104 | Group: | Overlord | Posts: | 14,111 | Joined: | Oct 1, 2013 |
| Post #12: 23rd Jan 2020 3:54 PM | |
Free advice for mafia in future games: take out Ahoda or Curtis N1 to avoid this horrible meta shit. | |
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Curtis
First Place Dick
| Reputation: 1,168 | Group: | Admin | Posts: | 77,400 | Joined: | Jun 22, 2012 |
| Post #13: 23rd Jan 2020 3:55 PM | |
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Free advice for mafia in future games: take out Ahoda or Curtis N1 to avoid this horrible meta shit. |
lol what horrible meta shit | |
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JJ
Pig
| Reputation: 161 | Group: | Godfather | Posts: | 33,550 | Joined: | Jun 28, 2012 |
| Post #14: 23rd Jan 2020 3:56 PM | |
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We were one lucky SOB when it came to picking out the power roles. Complete and utter luck. |
Herm was JK by Tony N1. I know the JK "protect" action can work in two ways - I think the most common is just to protect against kills but not other actions. I didn't really consider that at first and I had already sent Tony his role info that it would protect against any actions so obviously I just stuck with that.
But yeah, if I used it the "usual" way, 317 would've gotten a VT result N1. | |
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Sansa
| Reputation: 104 | Group: | Overlord | Posts: | 14,111 | Joined: | Oct 1, 2013 |
| Post #15: 23rd Jan 2020 3:58 PM | |
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Free advice for mafia in future games: take out Ahoda or Curtis N1 to avoid this horrible meta shit. |
lol what horrible meta shit |
Lol | |
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