Ahoda @ 23/1/2020 8:03

Gmaj and Farlig please complete the following: Last night I killed Curtis because................

Do you have a preference on writing styles?

Gmaj7 @ 23/1/2020 9:08

Farlig killed Curtis because of his final few posts, and because he felt like you would be most willing to lynch me.

You obviously don't understand the game here.

!!! @ 23/1/2020 9:17

Ahoda @ 23/1/2020 8:03 Gmaj and Farlig please complete the following: Last night I killed Curtis because................ Do you have a preference on writing styles?

from the heart preferably

Ahoda @ 23/1/2020 8:18

!!! @ 23/1/2020 9:17 Ahoda @ 23/1/2020 8:03 Gmaj and Farlig please complete the following: Last night I killed Curtis because................ Do you have a preference on writing styles? from the heart preferably

K. Let me get to a computer. This could take a while.

Okay now that I'm done training a few dots and have my coffee, where were we? Oh right, why did I kill curtis last night...

<tap, tap, tap> Is this thing on?

The Ballad of Curtis, by !!!

Well, I used to troll the mornin'
Before the ginger crowed
Searchin' for another post
To make myself look dumb
Brought em' right to curtis
So he could knock em' down
Cash in on his FE fame
To become the man we hate love.

Old curt was a mean old man
With red curly hair
When he had some chicken nuggets
He did not give a damn
He'd go about banning em'
Just whenever he can
I'd give old curt a piece of my mind
But then I'd just be gone.

The time finally came.
Three games in a row.
I sent him to his grave.
Not once did I think twice.
He took my popcorn emoji
so I took his life.
Why? Because fuck that guy.
Fuck. That. Guy.

:gothcurtis:

Gmaj, you got to bring my man.

##lynch gmaj

Buffy isn't around so no need to end the game yet.

Still hoping GMaj responds to my question.

Farlig brought a lovely poem that will surely get published by the national writers association one day.

I am glad we didn't lynch you earlier in the game. The graveyard would have missed this lovely exchange.

I will. Let me get to a computer.

Last night I killed Curtis because he would have dragged the game out too long. Curtis would have colmbed over all seven days of the game searching high and low, copying quotes from farlig and I, and it would have just about bored me to fucking death. He would have posted "Lamps said farlig/gmaj/ahoda are good so they must really be bad, but they can't both be bad". He would have gone on and on about how scummy it was for farlig to just lay down the vote for primate yesterday. I want to bleach my eyes just thinking about it. Around hour 22, he would have posted about how gmaj hammered Mittens and Penner because he's an impatient little shit, and I can guarantee you by this point of the day I would have made my way over to pr0nhub.

Now for the real reason why I want this game to be over...

I hate Penner. I hate Penner and I secretly want to run a new game just to fuck with him. My new game will be a 25 to 27 player "This is Us" themed game. Every player in my game will have the following hidden text in their role: "At any point during any day phase, just reply to this role PM and Penner will be day killed".

How do you like them apples, Penner!?!?!?

Why the penner hate?

Comedic effect. I can't do poems. Had to go for crazy story telling. I don't really hate Penner, or do I?

I gotta hand it to you farlig. You have played a masterful game.

Day Eight Lynch Votes:

Farlig (1/2) - Gmaj
Gmaj (1/2) - Farlig

Deadline: Thursday, 10pm EST