i could OMGUS vote 317. his vote on me seemed the scummiest

##unlynch
##lynch 317

i dont expect it to work though but hey!

Day One Lynch Count

Nav (4/9) - Wikey, Curtis, Christian, im317
im317 (2/9) - Herm, Nav
Penner (2/9) - Ahoda, Primate
Ahoda (2/9) - Farlig, Wikey, Mittens
Zersch (1/9) - Rodney
Gmaj (1/9) - Lamps
Lamps (1/9) - Jamie
Christian (1/9) - Penner
Wikey (0/9) - Nav, Primate
Tony (0/9) - Herm

Deadline: Friday, 8pm EST - 14 minutes!

Of the people with votes, the only other one I have a read on that id switch to to save a d1 Meta read is Ahoda

K then nice knowin ya

nah its fine. it'll be more fun to watch any alignment!Ahoda try to make sense of this setup than to D1 him

of the people voting me only 317 pings my scumdar. the rest are just are NAI

Sad. I'll switch anyway to see if anyone joins in. Can't tell how many votes he actually has though since he's on there twice. Zersch is definitely scum though, boys you have to face the facts sooner or later

##unlynch
##lynch Ahoda

He has 3 with yours

Day One Lynch Count

Nav (4/9) - Wikey, Curtis, Christian, im317
Ahoda (3/9) - Farlig, Wikey, Mittens, Rodney
im317 (2/9) - Herm, Nav
Penner (2/9) - Ahoda, Primate
Gmaj (1/9) - Lamps
Lamps (1/9) - Jamie
Christian (1/9) - Penner
Zersch (0/9) - Rodney
Wikey (0/9) - Nav, Primate
Tony (0/9) - Herm

Deadline: Friday, 8pm EST

but i really dont wanna lynch Hodie over 317

Prince Navneeta @ 10/1/2020 19:54

nah its fine. it'll be more fun to watch any alignment!Ahoda try to make sense of this setup than to D1 him of the people voting me only 317 pings my scumdar. the rest are just are NAI

What does NAI mean?

NAI = not alignment indicative

meaning the rest of you chucklefucks voting for me can do it as either alignment

Day One Final Lynch Count

Nav (4/9) - Wikey, Curtis, Christian, im317
Ahoda (3/9) - Farlig, Wikey, Mittens, Rodney
im317 (2/9) - Herm, Nav
Penner (2/9) - Ahoda, Primate
Gmaj (1/9) - Lamps
Lamps (1/9) - Jamie
Christian (1/9) - Penner
Zersch (0/9) - Rodney
Wikey (0/9) - Nav, Primate
Tony (0/9) - Herm

(I didn't realize I had Ahoda listed twice. I'll review and edit any previous counts to keep the order correct, but for now, this should be the final count.)


Nav has been lynched!

After the death of David Wallace, The Office staff desperately tried to figure out who was responsible.

"Nav, how was your weekend?" Wikey asked him.

“Good, I watched TV for 14 hours.” answered Nav.

"Aha, that was just a test you bloody wanker! Sounds like someone trying to act like he's too busy watching TV to be evil!" Wikey announced triumphantly. "Brilliant!"

“I have very little patience for stupidity,” said Nav, dryly. For good measure he added an exaggerated eyeroll.

"I agree with Wikey (shudders). No one spends 14 hours watching TV." said Curtis. "Let's get him!"

"What do you have to say for yourself?" Christian asked, grabbing Nav in a chokehold.

Nav shrugged.

"Seems guilty to me," im317 said as he approached Nav. "He won't even defend himself!"

Nav responded:



But no one was buying it. The group surrounded Nav.

"Let's use the paper-cutter on him like a guillotine!"

Instead, the group decided to throw him out the window...

...but it was only two stories.

Nav fell hard onto the asphalt but picked himself up, injured but alive. He began limping toward his car in the parking lot. Everyone ran down the stairs and out the building, chasing him. When they caught up to the slow-moving Nav, they beat him to within an inch of his life.

"Any last words?"

Nav finally spoke. “I just want to sit on the beach and eat hot dogs. That’s all I’ve ever wanted."

And with that, someone delivered the last blow.

Nav has been lynched.

Spoiler	+
Role: Town Vanilla Character: Kevin Malone Player: Nav You may vote to lynch a player each day phase. Win condition: You win when all mafia are eliminated.

It is now Night One. Actions are due by 8pm EST Saturday.