you're lying but i'm ok with it and will donate to your campaign

##unlynch
##lynch timmah

Primate @ 22/10/2019 20:59

JJ @ 22/10/2019 18:58 Primate @ 22/10/2019 20:57 Trying to figure out why jj says it's provable? If someone gets his visit and confirms... it's not rocket science! You're assuming they know?

idk but it's probably provable and I'll say it again, Timmah is a bad d1 lynch based on Joshie washie vibes

##lynch Patrick

BIG MOVES

DAY 1: “BACON JERKY IS THE BEST JERKY” VOTE COUNT (Modkill if you disagree)


Patrick (5/14) – Lamps, Primate, Penner, Cody, Christian, Timmah
Timmah (4/14) – Josh, TIB, Primate, Rodney
Rodney (2/14) – Farlig, Robbnva
DS (2/14) – Buffy, Nav
Lamps (1/14) – Wikey, TIB
Farlig (1/14) – DS
Josh (1/14) – IM317, Herm
Nav (1/14) - Herm
Curtis (1/14) – Havo
Dadd (0/14) – Buffy, Cody, Robnva
IM317 (0/14) – Nav
Sock (0/14) – Herm
Gmaj (0/14) – Lamps
Mittens (0/14) – Rodney


NOT VOTED: Mittens, Curtis, Brian, Sock, Jayadamo, Dadd, GMaj, Patrick, Jamie


PATRICK HAS BEEN LYNCHED

Rodney starts off by picking up the gun and trying to point it at Patrick and shoot it. But he doesn’t understand how the safety lock works. Primate then picks up the gun after Rodney throws it during a tantrum and shoves it up his ass, sticks his butt out towards Patrick, and tries to pull the trigger.

He too, doesn’t understand how a safety lock works.

Lamps finally takes action and starts pointing his finger to the only person standing there blowing saliva bubbles.

“Guys, it’s obviously Patrick. Look at him there just standing and blowing bubbles. He is completely nonchalant about all of this.” Lamps quips.

It doesn’t take long for the know it all Penner to agree and start throwing his stupidity around. The partially retarded Cody joins on the train followed by the sexiest and sweetest man on earth, Christian. He’s so Canadian that he grabs the gun from Primate’s ass while apologizing, taking the safety off, and hands the gun to Timmah to do the deed.

Timmah says, “It’s him or me and by golly, it’s definitely not me!” Timmah points the fun and pulls the trigger.

Nothing happens. “WTF?” the crowd murmurs. Suddenly the ceiling parts like a retractable roof and a giant claw comes down and grabs Patrick by the head and it lifts him up. He starts to struggle and flail, showing life for the first time.

The claw squeezes his head until it pops. His dead body flops on the ground. The claw disappears.

PATRICK	+
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