Un-official "Hammer Meet Havo" Lynch vote

Havo (9/9) - Mittens, Zersch, Primate, Spin, Yetis, Ahoda, Penner, Wikey, Farlig, Wikey
Zach (1/9)- Christian
DS (1/9) - Herm
Timmah (0/9)- Christian

Lol at some of you guys wanting me to change your minds.

What the hell do you want me to say?

I’m town, I have a Role that’s never been in a game. I survived a Daykill attempt.

You guys are never gonna believe me. End of story. This group of players is extremely closed minded and set in their ways. I’m gonna flip town Doc and you guys aren’t going to give a rats ass anyways. You’ll all laugh about how TiB gave me a made up role.

So what’s the point.

Christian @ 24/8/2019 20:33

but we probably won't get the end of day flavour until later anyway. TIB is at work.

I'll volunteer to write the flavour in his absence if he is unavailable

Havo @ 24/8/2019 20:35

Lol at some of you guys wanting me to change your minds. What the hell do you want me to say? I’m town, I have a Role that’s never been in a game. I survived a Daykill attempt. You guys are never gonna believe me. End of story. This group of players is extremely closed minded and set in their ways. I’m gonna flip town Doc and you guys aren’t going to give a rats ass anyways. You’ll all laugh about how TiB gave me a made up role. So what’s the point.

This is the part were your supposed to laugh villainously and reveal that you were lying all along.

Best part is this day doesn’t lock until TIB is good and ready.

##unlynch havo

you're*

farlig @ 24/8/2019 20:38

Best part is this day doesn’t lock until TIB is good and ready. ##unlynch havo

I don't think that's how this works

Then again I haven't read the rules

Havo @ 24/8/2019 20:35

Lol at some of you guys wanting me to change your minds. What the hell do you want me to say?

I literally only want to know why you withheld the day doc part of your role for so long.

But I don't think we should be talking anymore, you've been hammered.

The day always ends on a hammer.

Im glad you guys drug it out though. Now when i drag this writeup out you are getting what u deserve.

So, when im at a computer, they throw out 8 votes in the final minute to mess me up.

But when i have limited time... and theyve known who the lynch was for YEARS.... let's drag it out.


I hate everyone!!!

Ok.


Poor sweet Havo

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Was the Town day doctor!

Ummm... sir...


Yes?




Ummm sir... you know that's not right



Sigh.. fine.

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Havo was the Cult Leader!

For real this time.

So just get in your actions whenever it suits you and I'll open the game sometime this year

So I had plenty of complaints about the end of day writeup. You'd think people would be more upset at dragging out a lynch for 19 hours but noooooo i had to listen to stuff like "all the other mods write up the full description" and "I need more info" and "How do you stay looking so young and sexy?".

Anyway, in answer to that, here is the full description for Havo



HAVO - CULT LEADER

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Havo was born in Auburn, Alabama sometime between 1970 and yesterday. He was born to boring, unimaginative parents who named him "Havo" which is greek for "I thought you said you were wearing a condom?". Havo always knew he was special, but he attempted to blend in, so his youth was spent playing marbles, and kickball, and waterboarding unsuspecting classmates. His first real sign he was destined for greatness was during the great cupcake riots of 84. Havo was successfully able to stop a whole mob hellbent on destroying the only cupcake shop in town, using nothing but his words. It was a might day indeed. Over the years Havo honed his craft, becoming class president, leader of the glee club, and started the infamous "rick roll" video, just to torment people. In fact, the only hiccup was the day he met the might TIB. Tib was the one person who couldn't be swayed by Havo. Havo had a choice, stay the course and defeat TIB, or run and hide. Havo moved away. But now he was back in Tibville. He brought with him several minions ready to do his bidding. He armed himself with a BP vest, good to stop one kill attempt. He armed himself with a box of donuts, good to ward off any attempts to investigate him. The one thing he didn't pack was a knife, which would have helped him when he was hanging from a tree. Alas poor Havo, leading this cult to victory was not meant to be. But, does your group live on? Only time will tell.....