So, the thread is in the wrong place, the gif is wrong, we have a deadline of 4 hours to open up or be ridiculed by GLBers forever.....did i miss anything?

GLB will ridicule you forever sir. No way around that.

Ok. Well i guess it's getting close to time. Stupid Penner though..

Excuse me?

I think we should kill him in the opening sequence. That bum came into the signup thread just to say he wasn't playing. I will never forget that. Next game i have a killing role he dies day 1.

Sir...

I think we should humiliate him. Ridicule him ever day. I will never forget this. If i could spell indignity i would have.

Sir...

Yes?

Penner is playing.

Oh.....well great. Love that guy. Happy to have him. .......What are the chances he read that?

100%. He reads all flavor. Think of him as Vlady lite.

Can we go back and edit?

We are way too lazy for that sir.

SIgh, ok. Well, that's the intro. Let's get to killing these fools. Can we please have the mafia win this time around? Last time was embarrassing.....

Role PM's are going out now. Thread locked until then. If 10 people go into the wrong spot thread and say something good about someone else playing in the game, not the mod, i will unlock the thread so everyone can have fun. And i will post the official announcemnt when all role pm's are out. Game officially opens at 9pm.

With 20 people alive it takes like, i dunno 73 to lynch or something like that. Who cares what the number is the chances of you idiots lynching someone early on day 1 are equal to the chances of this thread getting moved by someone other than Curtis.

Last couple notes before I open up here.

I have a lot of thoughts running around in my head so this is a real mixup of stuff. Sorry, i can't promise it will be balanced. Last game mafia complained, and outsiders told me i rigged it so town had no chance, and they won, so...yeah. This game will probably not be balanced, sorry. Mittens game will be great just look forward to that.

Second, I hate writing role pms. That doesn't mean i didn't put thought into this game, just i wish i could do a phone call and tell you the role instead. Sorry.

Third, for night actions, it's no secret some roles may duplicate. So first come first served. You submit first, your action goes first (i still follow order of operations dork)

Ok that's it. I love you all

1 Mittens
2 Lamps
3 im317
4 Timmah
5 Curtis
6 Sock
7 Primate
8 Nav
9 Ahoda
10 DS
11 Spin
12 Wikey
13 Christian
14 Zersch
15 Farlig
16 Penner
17 Herm
18 Havo
19 Zach
20 Dadd

With 20 alive...oh whatever. This day ends at 9pm Thursday night.

No DS i didn't forget, i was just double checking a few things.
97% of you have received your stuff.

Good luck to all

Town

I agree with Ahoda, Tib flavor is the only one worth reading.

Why is he so depressed tho

DS @ 21/8/2019 22:35

I agree with Ahoda, Tib flavor is the only one worth reading. Why is he so depressed tho

He carries the burden of being the only likable GLBer

Hehehe. It’s open.

Ahoda @ 21/8/2019 18:39

DS @ 21/8/2019 22:35 I agree with Ahoda, Tib flavor is the only one worth reading. Why is he so depressed tho He carries the burden of being the only likable GLBer

What?

Spin isn't likeable?!

Havo @ 21/8/2019 18:39

Hehehe. It’s open.

This is the scummiest intro I've ever seen

I wanted to play Mafia a lot more last week when I signed up than I do this week.

I’m just bummed I can’t breadcrumb my character like I did so well in sitcom mafia

Also harsh flavor, TiB!

Almost got away with me not reading it tho