Annoying even, for having to stay inside of the Stratford Inn.
Any other time of the year, it would be a lovely stay, they were sure.
But this $#@! has just been bonkers!
Penner got everyone's attention when he walked over to Cavin and slapped him across the face as hard as he could.
"OW!" shouted Cavin, holding his hand to his cheek.
"You know what that was for," Penner said. "You dirty piece of scum."
Cavin looked shocked for a few moments and then shook it off.
"Oh, I'm gonna get you for that!" Cavin said as he gave chase to Penner.
Primate, Nav, Josh and Cody put themselves between Penner and Cavin.
"What, you think you can stop me?" he asked. "That dude slapped me, he started it!"
TIB and Timmah moved over to the commotion.
"Yes, but you are a piece of scum, aren't you?" they asked Cavin.
Cavin sighed.
"Alright," he said. "You want a killer? Take a look at yourselves. You all killed that man!"
He was pointing to Richard Belding, the principal from Bayside High that had popped up out of nowhere and had later been trampled to death.
"I ain't going down for that," he continued. "Or for the death of Dick Loudon, who's alive and well and standing right over there."
Penner parted the shield that the others had provided for him and stared Cavin in the face.
"What about Rodney?" he asked him point blank.
"What about Rodney?" Cavin shot back.
"Someone killed him. It had to be you. And now," Penner started. "I'm going to kill you."
Penner took the fork he had grabbed from the dining room and jabbed it into Cavin's eye.
"OW!" Cavin shouted again.
Penner then stabbed Cavin in the other eye.
Cavin fell to his knees, but he wasn't going down without a fight.
He blindly lunged forward, missing Penner completely and running headfirst into the solid oak front door.
He was almost knocked out cold.
"Wait," Cavin said, fearing they were about to finish him off, even though he could no longer see anything.
"There's something I need to tell you...it's very important..."
They waited. And waited.
Until...
"I just wanted to say," Cavin painfully began to speak . "Game...was fun, thanks Christian!"
Actually, it was probably something else, but his head was all 'wonky' at that point.
"Okay guys, let's finish him off."
Penner, Nav, Josh, Cody, TIB, and Timmah stomped Cavin until he died, trampled much like the other dead man beside him, Principal Belding.
Cavin has died!
Spoiler
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Character
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You are Roseanne Conner, from Roseanne.
Roseanne is a bossy, loud, caustic, and dominant woman who frequently meddles and tries to control the lives of her husband, daughters, sons, sister and friends. Despite her domineering nature, Roseanne is a loving mother who works hard and makes as much time for her kids as possible and deeply cares for her friends and sister, Jackie.
Alignment/Role
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Alignment: Third Party
Role: Serial Killer
Since you were killed off of your own series, everybody should die. Each night you must choose to kill someone.
You are immune to all attacks, but can be lynched. You will appear as Town for the purposes of any investigative roles.
Further, to help you achieve your win condition you have the following abilities at your disposal:
Two times during the game, you may make your kills unstoppable. You must indicate your desire to do so. They will bypass any protective or disruptive actions.
Two times during the game, you may Ninja-kill. You must indicate your desire to do so. This means that you will be unseen as you do your deeds.
(You may combine the actions if you wish.)
Win Condition
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Win Condition: You win when everyone else is dead, even if you aren't alive.
Primate would have joined in, but he wasn't feeling well at all.
He crumpled to the floor in pain and moments later, he was just one more dead body in an inn full of them.
Primate has died!
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Character
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You are Adam Goldberg, from The Goldbergs.
Adam is a nerdy high-schooler who likes making and watching movies. He likes Ghostbusters, ET, The Princess Bride, and The Goonies in particular.
Alignment/Role
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Alignment: Town
Role: Watcher
Your love for making movies means you always have your video camera with you. Each night, you may choose to watch another player. You will learn the names of anyone who visits them that evening.
Win Condition
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Win Condition: You win when all threats to the Town have been elminated.
"I think it's best if everyone retires to their own rooms and locks their doors until the storm passes," he said. "And then we can get the proper authorities in to deal with this mess."
So they did.
It is now 4.
You have until 7:30pm EST Sunday to submit your night actions.
If you're not planning to use them, please let me know.
DS wandered into the inn, and immediately got his head chopped off by a flying rogue battle axe. What the heck is a battle axe doing in the Stratford??
