Hey. Still in my meeting and every time I pick up my phone someone asks me a question. Can I get a tl;dr? I never ask for this lol
You are at like L-2, so if you are going to claim, you better get to it.
Yeah, we've deduced that something isn't adding up. Your night action was the only "unsuccessful" one, yet seen by Primate, so you are very likely to be a lying killer.
K well I'm driving now and probably Home right at deadline.
I'm not scum.
My role is traffic analyst and I can pick 3 people per game at night to see if they can engage in outside communications. I tried to pick Rodney. I was told unsuccessful so idk what to say unless there is some caveat I don't know about.
While everyone was finishing up their breakfast, someone stood up to make an announcement.
"I was attacked in my room last night. Luckily I escaped. I thought I knew who it was, but I was mistaken. That person knows who they are, and I will NOT rest until they are found. Show yourself!"
Rodney stepped forward.
Several gasps.
"Oh, no," he said. "It wasn't me. But I know who did it. It was Buffy!"
"Uh, no," Buffy countered.
"Uh, yeah," Cody joined in. "I saw you leaving your room!"
"There is no way," Buffy said.
"Are you sure?" Spin asked.
"Pretty sure I didn't leave my room," she answered.
"Can anyone confirm your story?" Timmah asked.
"I was in my room all night, drinking several glasses of wine," she defended.
"Alone?" asked TIB.
"Well, at first," Buffy replied.
"What does that mean?" asked Lamps. "Someone else was there?"
"Technically, no. But I was taking to someone through the walls."
"Who was it?" Farlig wanted to know.
"I'm pretty sure it was Dick Loudon," she answered.
"Impossible!" shouted Penner. "We all saw Dick Loudon die before our very eyes!"
They all circled around Buffy.
"Oh, just let me finish this glass."
They waited patiently while she sipped slowly.
Several minutes had passed. Five, ten, fifteen.
Buffy eyed them as she took her last sip.
If I'm fast enough, I can make it to the door before any of them catch me, she thought.
She made a break for it, but tripped over her feet as she started to run.
They held her on the ground, while Penner picked up the empty wine bottle and smashed it over her head.
She always knew one day that her drinking would be the death of her.
Buffy has died.
Spoiler
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Character
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You are Lucille Bluth, from Arrested Development.
The matriarch of the Bluth family, Lucille is extremely critical and manipulative of those around her and usually acts in a completely self-serving way. She is rarely seen without a drink in her hand, and as suggested by her husband, is responsible for the family company's morally suspect endeavors.
Alignment/Role
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Alignment: Mafia
Role: Godmother
As the Godmother, you will have final say over the Mafia's night actions. You are immune to all attacks, but may still be lynched. For any investigative roles, you will always appear as a Vanilla Townie.
Win Condition
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Win Condition: You win when all threats to the Mafia are eliminated and your faction makes up at least 50% of the remaining players.
It is now Night 3.
You have until 7pm EST Friday to submit your night actions.
If you're not planning to use them, please let me know.
