The remnants of the crew were locked in the bridge. Galactica’s raptor pilots were busy fending off Cylon raiders, desperately trying to buy the Galactica time to reverse whatever sabotage had been done to disable the ship.
The Civilian fleet was situated far away from the battle. It would be completely defenseless in the event that the Galactica was destroyed.
President Roslin had taken it upon herself to board the Galactica. She felt useless been away from the action, and she wanted to be there to offer whatever help she could provide.
Huddled together on the bridge were Nav, Primate, Herm, Farlig, Christian, Sock, Ender, Cody and Timmah. Everyone was eyeing each other with mistrust. Primate was the first to break the silence.
“How many of you are sat back, waiting for us to to make one mistake so you can pounce on us?”
Everyone knew what Primate was alluding to. Only one cylon had been found, and there were very few of them left. It was a reasonable assumption that about half of the crew stil alive were cylons.
Primate suddenly turned to Timmah. “Is it you Timmah? Are you the mastermind here? If so, take a bow.”
“It would be a lot more fun if I was.” Timmah replied sadly.
“I assume the Cylons are keeping me alive since no one is listening to me” Herm said, making a tired laugh. “You guys seem to be fine with losing.”
Cody pointed at Farlig.
“Why are you still alive?” he demanded
Farlig shrugged. “I don’t know. I guess my partner who I gave the walkie talkies to could be scum.”
Everyone chipped in to this pointless squabble. Everyone, that is, except Ender. Noticing her silence, Herm walked over to her. He rubbed his chin thoughtfully, and a look of resignation came over his face.
“You know...I’ve just thought, the only play today is Ender. If the Cylons have the numbers I think they have, we cannot win, unless Ender is scum. This is the only play we can make today.”
Mysteriously, everyone suddenly began to listen to Herm.
“Wow Herm, I agree.” Timmah said, immediately throwing his weight behind this notion.
“Yes Herm, you’re right.” Primate said. “Let’s lynch this skinjob.”
Farlig, Nav and Sock all at once did the same.
“That was fast.” Herm observed bluntly.
Sock, Nav, Farlig, Timmah and Primate gathered around Ender.
“Well,” Farlig said. “What do you have to say for yourself Ender?”
Ender looked up vacantly. She didn’t respond.
“Not talking eh?” Nav said. “Your silence speaks volumes!”
“She is obviously scum,” Primate said.
“To the airlock she goes!”
The five of them grabbed Ender by the arms and dragged her off to be spaced. Herm watched this scene take place with mixed emotions.
“Hm...” he said.
Ender was thrown in the airlock and unceremoniously ejected into the cold depths of space.
Ender has been lynched. She was...
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Character: Laura Roslin
Laura Roslin served as Secretary of Education under President Richard Adar on Caprica. She was the highest ranking government official who survived the Fall of the Twelve Colonies, and as a result she was proclaimed President. She became the political leader of the remnants of the Colonial fleet, along with Commander William Adama. Together they lead the fleet into uncharted space, searching for Earth.
Role:TOWN Vanilla Cop - Every night, you can scan another player to find out if they are Vanilla Town or not. Your results will be delivered in this format: Vanilla / Not Vanilla
NOTE: Certain roles which have no actions but are not specifically Vanilla TOWN will still scan as Vanilla. Example: Mafia Goon will scan as Vanilla.
“Well” Nav said, wiping his hands. “That’s one way to remove a President from office.”
“What have we done?” Herm murmured.
“Anyway guys,” Nav continued. “I just scanned myself...and I have some bad news. It turns out I’m a cylon!” Nav said.
“What exactly are you saying Nav?” Farlig asked
Nav just laughed. He began unbuttoning his shirt.
“Argh, it’s such a shame I didn’t get to use this.”
“What the hell is going on?” Primate asked.
Nav finished unbuttoning his shirt to reveal what looked like several sticks of dynamite and a timer strapped to his chest. He calmly took it off.
“Erm, Nav...” Cody began. “What is that?”
“Oh this?” Nav said. “This is my special cylon detector. I used it to make all my scans for you guys.”
“Really? Because it kinda looks like a bomb...”
Nav smiled.
“Oh Cody, there’s no fooling you is there!”
Cody laughed nervously. Then Nav aggressively grabbed him by the throat.
“I’m sorry it has to end this way my friend.” Nav said.
Nav strapped the bomb to Cody and kicked him hard. Cody went flying across the bridge and landed hard against the far wall. He stood to his feet wearily, not quite aware of what was going on.
Nav pulled out a detonator from his pocket.
“Goodbye Cody, I’ll miss you.”
“Wait, no!”
Nav pressed the button. There was a massive explosion. When the dust settled, all that was left of Cody was a pair of smouldering shoes on the floor.
Cody has been killed.
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Character:Cally Henderson
Callandra Henderson, known by her nickname 'Cally', is a young woman who works as a deckhand on Galactica. During her tenure on Galactica, she fell in love with her boss Galen Tyrol. Despite this, she and fellow deckhand Socinus cover for Tyrol on various occasions during his sexual interludes with Sharon "Boomer" Valerii
Christian, Primate and Herm looked on in horror at the spot where Cody had been standing a moment earlier. Nav was laughing heartily.
“This is much too fun!” he yelled.
Seemingly oblivious to the chaos around him, Farlig stood deep in thought. He was so close to figuring this out, he was sure of it.
He wished he really did have that gun right about now. That had been awful fun.
Suddenly he had a revelation. Stepping over a piece of Cody, he started addressing the group.
“Guys...the way Sock is hanging back...I think he HAS to be scum.”
There was a short silence, finally broken by Nav.
“I think you’re on to something there Farlig,” Nav said seriously. “Sock, what do you have to say for yourself?”
Sock walked up timidly. “I...I say...I say FU Farlig!” Sock lunged at Farlig and pinned him to the ground. As they fell, Farlig’s walkie talkie fell out of his pocket. Sock picked it up and beat Farlig to death with it.
Farlig has been killed.
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Character: Felix Gaeta
Lieutenant Felix Gaeta is a young, capable officer in the Colonial military. For the three years prior to the Cylon attack on the Twelve Colonies, he served as William Adama's Senior Officer of the Watch aboard Galactica. He exhibits a strong attention to detail and is highly efficient. These traits and his overall ability leads Adama to rely heavily on him as a member of Galactica's senior crew, despite his relative youth and junior rank.
Nav and Sock stood on one side of the bridge, while Herm, Primate, Timmah and Christian stood on the other.
“There’s still more of you bastards among us.” Primate spat. “Come on, show yourselves!”
Timmah walked up to Primate and stood before him.
“You?” Primate asked.
Timmah answered by taking a deep bow.
Primate nodded in resignation. “Well played sir.”
Timmah picked Primate up with one hand and snapped his neck.
Primate has been killed.
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Character:Karl Agathon
Captain Karl C. Agathon is young, capable, and resourceful with an acute sense of right and wrong, something which he is prepared to articulate and act upon, even at risk to his own standing. His closest friend among the crew is Kara Thrace. Agathon is almost always addressed by his callsign, 'Helo'
Timmah dropped Primate’s lifeless body and made his way over to Nav and Sock. A deathly silence fell upon the bridge.
Herm and Christian looked at each other for a long time. Finally one of them spoke.
“Colonel, it’s over. Surrender.” Christian said
Herm glared at him.
“You think I’d surrender to you fracking skinjobs?”
“All your crew are dead.” Timmah reasoned. “The battle outside is over. The civilian fleet is at our mercy. It would be illogical to continue fighting now.”
“Why surrender,” Herm said, slowly reaching for his sidearm. “You’re only going to kill me anyways.”
Christian sighed.
“Very well Colonel. Have it your way.”
Christian lunged at Herm. Herm lifted up his gun and fired. The bullet grazed Christians temple and knocked him to the ground.
Herm ran for the exit.
Before he could get there Nav and Sock blocked his way.
“I don’t think so Colonel,” Nav said.
Timmah came up from behind him and restrained him.
Christian walked over, holding a hand to the wound on his head. He smiled at Herm.
“I admire your grit. But it won’t be enough to save you.”
Christian pulled out a knife.
“You did say you hoped I was scum.”
Christian plunged the knife into Herm’s chest. Timmah let him go and he fell to the floor.
Herm had tried so hard to save his crew, but it had all been for naught. As he lay dying he recited his favorite prayer.
“Rodney 8:12...I am the light of the world...Whoever follows me will never walk in darkness, but will have the light of life."
“Nice words,” Nav said. “But they didn’t work.”
Herm has been killed.
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Character:Saul Tigh
Saul Tigh is the XO of the Galactica, who often serves as acting commander in William Adama's absence. He is a tough but troubled man with a long history of alcoholism, which has led to many of his crew viewing him with contempt. Following the Cylon attack, Tigh vowed to recover some of his old verve.
As Nav, Timmah, Sock and Christian stood over Herm’s lifeless body, a huge explosion rattled the ship.
“Time to go,” Christian said.
They made their way to the hangar bay and hopped aboard a Raptor. They left the Galactica just as it was being nuked to Oblivion by a Cylon Basestar. In the distance, the civilian fleet was meeting a similar fate. Nav watched the explosions in wonder.
“It’s beautiful.” He said.
The MAFIA have won the game.
Christian:
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Character:Caprica Six
Caprica-Six is a Cylon hero who was instrumental in the genocide of the Twelve Colonies. For two years she lived on Caprica, where she seduced Gaius Baltar. She used Baltar to gain access to his work, in order to subvert his Command Navigation Program for use in the forthcoming Cylon attack to cripple Colonial forces with no warning.
Role:MAFIA Roleblocker - Every night, you may target another player. They will be unable to use their role for that night. You cannot target the same player twice in a row.
Timmah:
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Character:D'Anna Biers
D'Anna Biers, also known as 'Number Three', is a humanoid Cylon who infiltrated the Batllestar Galactica in the guise of a reporter for the Fleet News Service. She uses her job to ask awkward questions about the goings on within the fleet without drawing suspicion.
Role:MAFIA Role Cop - Every night you can choose to scan another player. You will be told the name of their role. You can use this action three times.
The Prince:
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Character:Aaron Doral
Aaron Doral, known to his Cylon compatriots as 'Number Five', has infiltrated the Galactica under the guise of a public relations executive. He seems designed to network, almost to the point of being the sleazy used-car salesman type, but with a sadistic, violent side.
Role:MAFIA Terrorist - At any point during a Day phase, you may choose to blow yourself up and select a player to blow up alongside you. You will both be killed immediately.
Sock:
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Character:Sharon Agathon
Sharon 'Athena' Agathon, known as 'Number Eight' by the Cylons, was assigned to seduce Karl Agathon as part of a Cylon cross-breeding experiment.
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