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Poll of the day #248; two defenders
 Poll Question: READ THE OP AND CHOOSE TWO
50 Hawks
 
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10 Alligators
 
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3 Bears
 
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7 Bull
 
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1 Hunter
 
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15 Wolves
 
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10000 Rats
 
10 Votes
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5 Gorillas
 
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(12%)
4 Lions
 
2 Votes
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Post #16: 12th Mar 2018 6:09 PM 
I feel like the hunter only had 1 bullet in the original version of this question too, which made him even more useless imo.
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Post #17: 12th Mar 2018 6:12 PM 
The alligators are especially useless if you don't pick the rats. That's 1000 rats for each alligator. They're so low to the ground and would get torn UP
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Post #18: 12th Mar 2018 6:12 PM 
Vance @ 12/3/2018 19:09
I feel like the hunter only had 1 bullet in the original version of this question too, which made him even more useless imo.


He would for sure turn it against himself
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Post #19: 12th Mar 2018 6:14 PM 
TEN THOUSAND RATS
 
   
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Post #20: 12th Mar 2018 6:27 PM 
I would be tempted to pick the gorillas and bears just on the chance that I might see gorillas charging enemy lines on the backs of bears like cavalry moments before I died.
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Post #21: 12th Mar 2018 6:37 PM 
I picked wolves and hawks.

Wolves are the best team workers so they would win every option they outnumber.
Hawks get rid of rats (hopefully).
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Post #22: 12th Mar 2018 6:42 PM 
I was really tempted to go for the 10k rats for biomass alone but

I went with 50 hawks + 10 alligators. Any way I slice it I feel like I'm kinda fucked here, but I think this gives me the best chance. The hawks are a MUST and could easily take down most of the animals on the list. The alligators I threw in there cuz I feel like that's the one animal the hawks wouldn't be able to take down and they'd be able to chip away at some more of the land animals
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Post #23: 12th Mar 2018 6:45 PM 
Tattooed Tooth @ 12/3/2018 16:37
I picked wolves and hawks.

Wolves are the best team workers so they would win every option they outnumber.
Hawks get rid of rats (hopefully).

Before the hawks even make a dent in the number of rats, the rats will have swarmed and killed both you and your pack.

Nothing will defend you against the Skaven onslaught.
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Post #24: 12th Mar 2018 6:48 PM 
The rats and hawks would be running around while the bears/wolves/lions fucking maul you
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Post #25: 12th Mar 2018 6:51 PM 
Igor @ 12/3/2018 18:48
The rats and hawks would be running around while the bears/wolves/lions fucking maul you

They're actively defending you. Hawks would be bombing the rest of these big dummies from the sky, plucking their eyes out and shitting into the gouged sockets.
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Post #26: 12th Mar 2018 6:53 PM 
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Tattooed Tooth @ 12/3/2018 16:37
I picked wolves and hawks.

Wolves are the best team workers so they would win every option they outnumber.
Hawks get rid of rats (hopefully).

Before the hawks even make a dent in the number of rats, the rats will have swarmed and killed both you and your pack.

Nothing will defend you against the Skaven onslaught.

I forgot to mention I would be on the top of a mountain, so the rats would be so scattered that the hawks would easily kill the few ones coming close to me at each time. ;)
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Post #27: 12th Mar 2018 6:53 PM 
Igor @ 12/3/2018 16:48
The rats and hawks would be running around while the bears/wolves/lions fucking maul you

You're underestimating the amount of rats, there are fucking 10,000 rats
You can have a protective circle of rats with a 0.25 mile radius around you, that's how many rats there are, they will bite their legs off before they can reach you.

We're talking about rats, not puny mice here.
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Post #28: 12th Mar 2018 7:03 PM 
Igor - how many rats do you think you could beat up at one time?
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Post #29: 12th Mar 2018 7:07 PM 
Bulls and bears right now with no one voting for them.

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Post #30: 12th Mar 2018 7:14 PM 
Vance @ 12/3/2018 20:07
Bulls and bears right now with no one voting for them.

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