"Hello Lars" some shithead from Nickelodeon said. "I have come for a private screening of your Teletubbies movie."
"Ah yes...yes." Lars said, his voice distant.
"If we find it entertaining and, erm...appropriate, we would like to offer you a contract."
"Appropriate?" Lars said, latching onto the word. Then he giggled. He looked up at the Nickelodeon guy.
"Good sir, this will be the greatest childrens story ever told."
He had a manic look in his eyes.

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The day ended with jubilation. The leader of the revolutionaries had finally been brought to justice, and the vipers were on the back foot! The baby sun finally set, a contented smile on its face.

But as night descended on Tubbyland, the Teletubbies became wracked with guilt and fear. Had they truly been right to lynch the Overseer? Or the Scary Lion? Sure, these demons had killed several of the creatures of Tubbyland, but it seemed more and more like the Teletubbies had been caught up in a power struggle between two factions, rather than been direct targets. The teletubbies had also grown more and more concerned about how they would go on living without a strong guiding hand.

They were used to a stern voice telling them when to wake up and when to go to sleep. Now that the voice trumpets were gone, that was no more. Now the Teletubbies went to bed when they liked, and this had had some disturbing results. Po, for example, had become very reserved, and was showing nihilistic tendencies. His usual catchphrase 'eh oh' had become 'eh oh, life is meaningless."

On top of this, Tubbyland was devastated; the magic forest had burnt down, the magic windmill was wrecked, and worst of all, the Tubby Custard machine was broken (it wasn't actually broken, the teletubbies simply didn't possess the know how necessary to operate it).

But all these existential threats aside, there was one that took precedent; there were still killers lurking about. And there was more blood to be spilt yet.

Ahoda walked around Tubbyland doing Ahoda things.
"lmao I'm ahoda," he said, but nobody was listening.
"Hey, Ahoda!" a stranger shouted from up above on a cliff. "Catch this!"
Ahoda looked up to see an elephant hurtling towards him from above.
"lmao I'm dead."
The elephant landed on his head and crushed him.

Ahoda has been killed.

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Character: Po Po is fucking dumb. She is both the smallest and least intelligent of the teletubbies, and on the surface it would appear that she doesn’t have much going for her. However, looks can be deceiving, as Po is by far the bravest of the Teletubbies. She can often be found riding around Tubbyland on her scooter. TOWN Role: CPR Doctor You can resurrect a player who was killed the previous night. This action can only be used once.

Meanwhile, Brian was riding a horse. He loved riding horses at night, because night time is the right time for horse riding. But tonight's ride proved to be fatal. He rode on to a hill and patted his horse.
"Good horse," he said.
"Fuck you," the horse replied.
"Wait, what?" Brian yelled. "Horses cannot talk!"
The horse smiled darkly.
"That is because I am not a horse at all! It's a clever disguise!!"
Brian watched in disbelief as the horse transformed into a human carrying an axe. Before he could recover from his shock, his assailant lopped his head off with the axe....and proceeded to eat him.

Brian has been killed.

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Role and alignment redacted

Dipsy and LaLa left their house to see what the new day had brought. They were no longer shocked to discover fresh bodies. They had become desensitised to the violence by this point. However, it stung them to find that Po had been killed. As they inspected the bodies of Brian and Ahoda, they were shocked to find yet another corpse which had recently been dumped in the area. It was Dadd.

Dadd has been killed.

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Character: The Singing Puppet Man The Singing Puppet Man lives in a pink house that phases in and out of existence. Now and again he can be heard singing his anti-tubbyland songs from the window. The teletubbies fear him. MAFIA Role: Role Cop Every night you may scan a player. You will be told the name of their role.

It is now Day 5. You have 24 hours to cast a lynch vote.

With 13 players alive, it will take 7 votes to reach a majority.

Falling elephants and cannibalism? Now it's a party?

I protected Curry boy last night.

If a horse looked me in the eyes and said "fuck you", I'd probably let it kill me too

With Ahoda's role flip, I want to hear from Dyl.

So 2 out of 3 of the potential real lynch candidates yesterday were scum (Helios and Dadd). Now we await Ben to hopefully be able to speak.

I need to know what dyl, herm, and Farlig did last night.

I didn't get to keep up with the end of the last day, but it seems like we may only be looking for 1 more mafia if we go by the earlier census.

Primate @ 26/2/2018 10:10

I protected Curry boy last night.

Awwwww <3

Good choice since we were both right about Dadd. FU DADD

Training people at work today so can’t be on my phone much, I’ll check in when I can

I guess I was assuming that brian was third party due to the yellow text, so maybe we are still looking for 1 mafia and 1 third party.

Good snipe on Helios. That lack of breadcrumbing scans didn’t sit right

Curtis @ 26/2/2018 10:34

Good snipe on Helios. That lack of breadcrumbing scans didn’t sit right

i’m glad i went with my gut

Garlic, buddy. Whadja get into last night?

Timmah @ 26/2/2018 10:34

I guess I was assuming that brian was third party due to the yellow text, so maybe we are still looking for 1 mafia and 1 third party.

I think that Wikey is using purple for third party. That's was the color of Teletubby Bye Bye person