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wikey
10000 Rats
| Reputation: 135 | Group: | Overlord | Posts: | 10,640 | Joined: | Jun 25, 2012 |
| Post #1: 18th Feb 2018 11:44 PM | |
my friends, it is not possible to create a seperate forum for this game yet, as Ndim is experiencing techinical difficulties. So Day 1 will start here in the mafia forum. Yall know the rules anyway. No character claiming, no editing posts etc. All the usual stuff. Let's go
(PM me if you have any questions)
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It was Monday morning, and the first day of shooting. For over a year, some of the best actors and writers had been recruited for a very special project: Teletubbies The Movie.
At the head of it all was the magnificent director, Lars Von Trier. The project was his brainchild.
As the crew prepared to film the first scene, Lars sat pouring over the script, making last minute changes.
“This will be my magnum opus!" he yelled in ecstasy. "A dark, gritty reboot of a beloved series, for all the family to enjoy!”
As he sat pouring over his script, one of the lead actors walked over to him. It was Patrick Stewart.
"Ah hello Patrick, are you ready for filiming to begin?" Lars asked.
"I'm not entirely sure," Patrick replied.
"What ever do you mean?!"
"Well, i've read the script and quite frankly I'm puzzled. You said you were after an actor well versed in Shakespeare, and so I expected I'd be playing a serious role. But this...this is just bizarre. This is not a role for a dignified actor!"
Lars Von Trier rose from his chair.
"You would do well not to be so snobbish about this sir! I have cast you in the role of a beloved character, you should show some respect!"
Patrick Stewart backed down.
"I...I apologize. I didn't intend to cause any offense."
"I suggest you leave the script writing to the professionals!" Lars Von Trier spat. "Now go get changed, filiming starts soon!"
Patrick Stewart bowed and headed for the locker room to get changed into his Tinky Winky costume.
After this pointless commotion, shooting began on the greatest movie of all time
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Teletubbies: The Movie: Scene 1
It was a new day in Tubbyland and all was well. The rabbits hopped in the meadow, the butterflies flew around the trees, and the sun baby giggled with delight. It was just another day, and the teletubbies came out to play: Tinky Winky, Dipsy, LaLa and Po.
"Hello" they said to nobody in particular.
With a new day came new adventures, and this would prove to be an extraordinary day. The Teletubbies were going about their usual routine when suddenly they were interrupted by a mysterious sound from up above. LaLa lifted her yellow head to the sky and pointed in awe. A strange whirly bird hovered above them, making an increible amount of noise.
“Eh oh?” Tinky Winky exclaimed, as a man jumped out of the whirly bird, landing on the ground with an almighty thud.
“oooooh,” the teletubbies cried out in unision.
The stranger lifted his head. He was a grizzled stocky man with a buzzcut. He had a mean look on his face. He was carrying a shotgun.
“Lock and load,” he muttered sadistically.
The teletubbies laughed and clapped at the sight of the strange man as he pointed the shotgun at them.
“Time for tubby bye bye,” the man yelled, and suddenly there was an explosion of noise. Po fell to the ground scremaing. The stranger had shot one of her ears clean off!
The other teletubbies recoiled in horror and began running around in circles. More shots rang out as the assassin started walking towards them.
“Judgement day has come teletubbies!” he cackled.
“Eh oh eh oh eh oh!!!” Dipsy cried.
The teletubbies were doomed. But then a metal pole slithered out of the ground. It was one of the voice trumpets.
“Teletubbies!” the voice tumpet shouted urgently. “Take Po and run for the hills! Go to the magic windmill, you will be safe there! Make haste or you will surely die!”
The teletubbies, soothed by the comforting voice of the voice trumpet, gathered enough courage to grab their fallen comrade Po and drag her off to safety. Their mysterious attacker continued to pursue them, but they managed to escape. The Sun Baby wept in horror.
The teletubbies gathered around the magic windmill, where they found the other citizens of Tubbyland. There was a dark foreboding in the air. The magic windmill started spinning and sending out magical sparks. The teletubbies, suddenly forgetting all their fears, collapsed on the floor and rolled about in orgasmic delight. Suddenly a picture appeared on Tinky Winky's TV screen. It was Wikey.
"It's time to get your shit together Teletubbies. Time to get organized. There are some nasty assholes amongst you, and you have to get rid of them, before it is too late!"
Day 1 has begun.
It will end 11pm EST, or sooner if majority is reached.
With 27 players, it will take 14 votes to reach a majority. Plurality is in effect.
As well as casting a lynch vote, you must also elect a mayor. You can do this by voting ##Elect {Player Name}
Your chosen Mayor will recieve special perks.
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Spin
Milk Bowl
| Reputation: 119 | Group: | Godfather | Posts: | 25,300 | Joined: | Feb 18, 2015 |
| Post #2: 18th Feb 2018 11:48 PM | |
##Elect Spin
I'd make a great mayor | |
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Spin
Milk Bowl
| Reputation: 119 | Group: | Godfather | Posts: | 25,300 | Joined: | Feb 18, 2015 |
| Post #3: 18th Feb 2018 11:49 PM | |
I really hope I don't need to know anything about Teletubbies to play this game, as I made sure that was one of the shows I'd never let my kids watch. | |
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Curtis
First Place Dick
| Reputation: 1,168 | Group: | Admin | Posts: | 77,400 | Joined: | Jun 22, 2012 |
| Post #4: 18th Feb 2018 11:54 PM | |
##Elect Henry
This is the most logical move | |
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Glory (jamie)
together we can defeat obese children
| Reputation: 114 | Group: | Overlord | Posts: | 11,787 | Joined: | Jan 11, 2015 |
| Post #5: 18th Feb 2018 11:55 PM | |
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##Elect Henry
This is the most logical move |
lord NO | |
I was wrong about Jamie he is a true visionary and I name him my successor |
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Glory (jamie)
together we can defeat obese children
| Reputation: 114 | Group: | Overlord | Posts: | 11,787 | Joined: | Jan 11, 2015 |
| Post #6: 18th Feb 2018 11:56 PM | |
lights camera action baby | |
I was wrong about Jamie he is a true visionary and I name him my successor |
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Spin
Milk Bowl
| Reputation: 119 | Group: | Godfather | Posts: | 25,300 | Joined: | Feb 18, 2015 |
| Post #7: 18th Feb 2018 11:58 PM | |
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##Elect Henry
This is the most logical move |
And the most inevitable move is going to be when we lynch Henry D1 and you become Mayor, because #fanlove. | |
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Curtis
First Place Dick
| Reputation: 1,168 | Group: | Admin | Posts: | 77,400 | Joined: | Jun 22, 2012 |
| Post #8: 19th Feb 2018 12:00 AM | |
You guys need to learn to appreciate the genius that is Henry_42 | |
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Glory (jamie)
together we can defeat obese children
| Reputation: 114 | Group: | Overlord | Posts: | 11,787 | Joined: | Jan 11, 2015 |
| Post #9: 19th Feb 2018 12:00 AM | |
yes let's lynch henry day 1
##lynch henry | |
I was wrong about Jamie he is a true visionary and I name him my successor |
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Spin
Milk Bowl
| Reputation: 119 | Group: | Godfather | Posts: | 25,300 | Joined: | Feb 18, 2015 |
| Post #10: 19th Feb 2018 12:01 AM | |
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yes let's lynch henry day 1
##lynch henry |
DS, Farlig, and Curtis are all much better options. | |
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Glory (jamie)
together we can defeat obese children
| Reputation: 114 | Group: | Overlord | Posts: | 11,787 | Joined: | Jan 11, 2015 |
| Post #11: 19th Feb 2018 12:02 AM | |
Player List
1. Ahoda
2. Ben
3. farlig
4. TIB
5. Spin
6. Jamie
7. Josh
8. Daddio
9. Curtis
10. Vladdio
11. IM
12. Nav
13. Timmah
14. Lamps
15. Mittens
16. brian
17. Zach
18. Herm
19. Maddie
20. Primate
21. Christian
22. Helios
23. Havo
24. Dyl
25. JJ
26. Sock
27. Henry
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I was wrong about Jamie he is a true visionary and I name him my successor |
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Curtis
First Place Dick
| Reputation: 1,168 | Group: | Admin | Posts: | 77,400 | Joined: | Jun 22, 2012 |
| Post #12: 19th Feb 2018 12:03 AM | |
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yes let's lynch henry day 1
##lynch henry |
DS, Farlig, and Curtis are all much better options. |
I don't belong in a group with these men | |
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Spin
Milk Bowl
| Reputation: 119 | Group: | Godfather | Posts: | 25,300 | Joined: | Feb 18, 2015 |
| Post #13: 19th Feb 2018 12:06 AM | |
Well, if DS isn't playing, and my hammering of Curtis D1 last game was the closest we'll ever get to lynching him, I guess that only leaves one option.
##Lynch Farlig | |
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Ben
Serial Killer
| Reputation: 115 | Group: | Legend | Posts: | 6,688 | Joined: | Oct 20, 2014 |
| Post #14: 19th Feb 2018 12:07 AM | |
I'm a pretty princess I obviously should be chosen as your leader. | |
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Ben
Serial Killer
| Reputation: 115 | Group: | Legend | Posts: | 6,688 | Joined: | Oct 20, 2014 |
| Post #15: 19th Feb 2018 12:09 AM | |
Wikey is right I do smell some nasty assholes here. If you need to wipe and wash up please let us know. | |
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