As the family gathered in the living room, the group quickly converged on a common enemy: Lamps.

Despite some skeptics pointing fingers at some others, the family never waived on their distrust of Lamps. Through some heavy discussion, slight racism, and the occasional smart comment; the group decided that they would have to get rid of the common enemy between them.

The grabbed Lamps by the ankles and threw him out into the blizzard. The family was unsure of their decision but at the end of the day, they were just glad they wouldn't have to deal with the side glances he gave them every time they went to cut the Christmas ham. And without him... The family wouldn't have to deal with any of those freakish non-dairy, gluten-free, GMO-free desserts that tasted like cardboard.

Spoiler

+

Welcome, Lamps, to Christmas Mafia 2k17! You are the Vegan Sister In-Law. Becoming vegan has given you some supernatural powers. You’re like, so fucking smart. And you can read anyone like a book. But is there fucking anything for you to eat here? It seems like your brother’s stupid wife didn’t make ANY vegan dishes - except for a veggie platter and a salad. That stupid bimbo. You’re more than happy to fuck up her and her stupid family. You are the role cop. Using your vegan senses, you may discern a player’s role. Pick one player, and you will learn the name of their role, and their alignment. You are aligned with the In Laws. You may communicate with your fellow in-laws here <board link>. You win when the In Laws have a majority of the players, and all threats to the In-Laws have been eliminated.

NIGHT ACTIONS ARE DUE BY THURSDAY, DECEMBER 28TH @ 9:30PM