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vladykins
#1 GOAT
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| Post #1: 2nd Nov 2016 10:42 AM | |
Kingsport.
The name harks back to its founding in 1639, when colonists from Southern England and the Channel Islands sought to create a new town in the Puritan tradition. These colonists, not wanting to ignite the wrath of the House of Stuart, chose the name to honor his majesty Charles I. From a small village, Kingsport became a bustling port town known for shipbuilding. But something else always haunted Kingsport from the beginning, though whether it was from the dark waves that crested the reef in the bay or the sometimes faint eldritch glow in the steeples or the ominous clouds that seemed to hang preternaturally over the church steeples, one could never be sure where the feeling came from.
Kingsport has always seemed to invite the mysterious and the evil. In 1692, four witches were hung in the town square, but still the shadow never left- only retreated. Some tell of the ancient Festivals where the Puritan folk shed their modest clothing and worshiped a god far older and more twisted than that one hung on a tree in Golgotha. Some also speak of terrible rites still done yearly in the catacombs under the lonely churchyards, or of mysterious faces with bulging eyes on heads seen out near the reef in the bay. Zadok Allen could tell you more. Or the Terrible Old Man on Water Street. But few seek out their counsel. And now it may be too late to help.
It has been a year since a great evil plunged the town into madness. A year since the Festival ran its course and the townfolk were able to return to normal. Normal in such a town with its ancient vanes and steeples, ridgepoles and chimney-pots, wharves and small bridges, willow-trees and graveyards; endless labyrinths of steep, narrow, crooked streets, and dizzy church-crowned central peak that time durst not touch; ceaseless mazes of colonial houses piled and scattered at all angles and levels like a child’s disordered blocks; antiquity hovering on grey wings over winter-whitened gables and gambrel roofs; fanlights and small-paned windows one by one gleaming out in the cold dusk to join Orion and the archaic stars. And against the rotting wharves the sea pounded; the secretive, immemorial sea out of which the people had come in the elder time.
Once again, the eldritch light shines brighter in the steeples of the town. Once again, a howling can be heard in the darkened wood or in the graveyards with their leafless, skeletal trees. The Festival is coming again; the Shadow is falling, and it is up to every individual to work to stop it before all are swept up in an orgy of blood and insanity. It is time to use the tools of our ancestors- to bring out the rope to the Gallows tree, to stack wood for burning in the Square. Let all who would fight the Darkness come now.
Turning and turning in the widening gyre.
Day 1 will have plurality. The Day will end at 12:00 noon Eastern time on Thursday. If there is a tie at that time, a sudden death round will initiate.
With 25 alive, it takes 13 to lynch.
Current Players:
1. Herm
2. Ahoda
3. benmittens
4. Wikey
5. Vern
6. Curtis
7. thisisbad
8. itsbrianyay
9. Primate
10. Lamps
11. Boc
12. Angi
13. drrr
14. Mercator
15. Spin
16. Timmah
17. im317
18. farlig
19. Helios
20. Free Candy
21. Christian
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23. Greensday
24. Darren Sanders
25. jamie | How can you have any pudding if you won't eat your meat? |
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Thisisbourbon
Butt Not Even Visible
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| Post #2: 2nd Nov 2016 10:43 AM | |
Shortly | |
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im317
Sole Survivor
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| Post #3: 2nd Nov 2016 10:50 AM | |
i don't know why but it took me way longer then it should have to read that flavor. | |
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Thisisbourbon
Butt Not Even Visible
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| Post #4: 2nd Nov 2016 10:51 AM | |
I skipped it. Did I miss anything good? | |
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vladykins
#1 GOAT
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| Post #5: 2nd Nov 2016 10:52 AM | |
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i don't know why but it took me way longer then it should have to read that flavor. |
Welcome to the antique and sometimes archaic writing style of HP Lovecraft. :) | How can you have any pudding if you won't eat your meat? |
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wikey
10000 Rats
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| Post #6: 2nd Nov 2016 10:56 AM | |
Ah, what a fine year 1693 has been
Let's hold that festival that we held last year to celebrate guys, you know, the one which plunged the town into evil and darkness? Yes, it will be fabulous, and I'm sure nothing could go wrong.
How about we start with a good old fashioned witch hunt?
Now, I've compiled a handy list. Witches tend to be found amongst the women folk. According to the last census there are only two women left in town...gee, we must have really had a field day last year :\
The two womenfolk are Angi and Rose. I propose we do the usual test and lynch one of them...if they survive, they are a witch. If they die, they are innocent. Foolproof!
If not either of the womenfolk, we should lynch Brian for his sinful ways.
But for now, ##Lynch Angi | |
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primate
Eff Ewe DADD!
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| Post #7: 2nd Nov 2016 10:59 AM | |
As a father with a daughter, ima go ahead and:
##Lynch Wikey | |
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Lamps
Sansa
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| Post #8: 2nd Nov 2016 11:08 AM | |
##lynch chris | |
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Grumpy Ass Old Woman
FU DADD
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| Post #9: 2nd Nov 2016 11:08 AM | |
##Vote Curtis |
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Grumpy Ass Old Woman
FU DADD
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| Post #10: 2nd Nov 2016 11:09 AM | |
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Ah, what a fine year 1693 has been
Let's hold that festival that we held last year to celebrate guys, you know, the one which plunged the town into evil and darkness? Yes, it will be fabulous, and I'm sure nothing could go wrong.
How about we start with a good old fashioned witch hunt?
Now, I've compiled a handy list. Witches tend to be found amongst the women folk. According to the last census there are only two women left in town...gee, we must have really had a field day last year :\
The two womenfolk are Angi and Rose. I propose we do the usual test and lynch one of them...if they survive, they are a witch. If they die, they are innocent. Foolproof!
If not either of the womenfolk, we should lynch Brian for his sinful ways.
But for now, ##Lynch Angi |
You best leave my bar wench alone! |
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Timmah
The Butcher
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| Post #11: 2nd Nov 2016 11:10 AM | |
I have a foolproof idea. It goes something like this:
V: There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
P1: Are there? Well then tell us! (tell us)
V: Tell me... what do you do with witches?
P3: Burn'em! Burn them up! (burn burn burn)
V: What do you burn apart from witches?
P1: More witches! (P2 nudge P1)
(pause)
P3: Wood!
V: So, why do witches burn?
(long pause)
P2: Cuz they're made of... wood?
V: Gooood.
(crowd congratulates P2)
V: So, how do we tell if she is made of wood?
P1: Build a bridge out of her!
V: Ahh, but can you not also make bridges out of stone?
P1: Oh yeah...
V: Does wood sink in water?
P1: No
P3: No. It floats!
P1: Let's throw her into the bog! (yeah yeah ya!)
V: What also floats in water?
P1: Bread
P3: Apples
P2: Very small rocks
(V looks annoyed)
P1: Cider
P3: Grape gravy
P1: Cherries
P3: Mud
King: A Duck!
(all look and stare at king)
V: Exactly! So, logically...
P1(thinking): If she ways the same as a duck... she's made of wood!
V: And therefore,
(pause & think)
P3: A witch! (P1: a witch)(P2: a witch)(all: a witch!)
V: We shall use my largest scales. | |
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vladykins
#1 GOAT
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| Post #12: 2nd Nov 2016 11:20 AM | |
Current Vote Count
Angi [1] – Wikey
Wikey [1] - Primate
Chris [1] – Lamps
Curtis [1] - ahoda
Not voted
Angi
Boc
CHRIS
Christian
Curtis
Darren Sanders
drrr
farlig
Free Candy
Greensday
Helios
Herm
im317
itsbrianyay
jamie
Mercator
mittens
spindoctor
thisisbad
Timmah
Vern
Day 1 will have plurality. The Day will end at 12:00 noon Eastern time on Thursday. If there is a tie at that time, a sudden death round will initiate.
With 25 alive, it takes 13 to lynch.
| How can you have any pudding if you won't eat your meat? |
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primate
Eff Ewe DADD!
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| Post #13: 2nd Nov 2016 11:23 AM | |
All those witch theories are crazy. You have to be married to one for several years before you can really tell if she's a witch. | |
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wikey
10000 Rats
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| Post #14: 2nd Nov 2016 11:23 AM | |
I'm pretty suspicious of all the votes that suddenly piled up on me. Everyone on my lynch train looks shady right now | |
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Chris25
Head of Human Resources
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| Post #15: 2nd Nov 2016 11:34 AM | |
##lynch Christian | |
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