Every time I come back here and look at Wikey's shit drawing I think "Don't panic, I've come across this before" and crack up laughing

Static noises just started coming from my computer speakers and my internet cut out...I'm pretty sure Otis just finished installing Olympus on my system

It's stormy outside, kind of dreary. Had to come read the last two pages again for a little bit of personal sunshine. This topic should read "break in case of emergency".

Nicole is wondering why I am sitting here in my car laughing.

Well done Wikey this is great. The paint job especially.

Curtis @ 7/10/2016 15:42

You absolutely need to ask him if you're sure you can trust him to not be an alien

How does Wikey know we're not just a bunch of aliens trying to make sure he doesn't install the Olympus Shield?

Of course, I'm the front alien near the neighbor's yard.

There have been a few more messages from Otis, but they haven't been as entertaining. There are still a few funny bits.

He doesn't respond as much, and when he does it is usually to add an additional step to his Olympus installation instructions. Every time I comply with what he says, there is suddenly one more thing that needs to be done. My running theories as to why he does this are:

A: He doesn't want to complete the installation out of fear that I will discover he can't actually help me.

B: He was trolling me the whole time. I mean...he did get me to take pictures in my garden. Who is the real victim here?

Anyway, here is the full conversation from start to finish!

A Conversation With Otis	+

Wikey @ 11/10/2016 11:24

There have been a few more messages from Otis, but they haven't been as entertaining. There are still a few funny bits. He doesn't respond as much, and when he does it is usually to add an additional step to his Olympus installation instructions. Every time I comply with what he says, there is suddenly one more thing that needs to be done. My running theories as to why he does this are: A: He doesn't want to complete the installation out of fear that I will discover he can't actually help me. B: He was trolling me the whole time. I mean...he did get me to take pictures in my garden. Who is the real victim here? Anyway, here is the full conversation from start to finish! A Conversation With Otis +

I'll have to read this with some good beer tonight.

The alien device is some sort of laser sword hilt, I believe.

This man is a legend

Wikey, is Otis apart of your team?

that was a fun read. I had no idea this was happening, and didn't understand the new banner until I arrived in this thread. Now it's that much funnier!

uhoh

drrrrr @ 19/10/2016 16:45

Looks like my Olympus Shield is now active over WiFi. Thanks, Otis!

Somebody should give Otis a ton of money, some directing equipment and some B-List actors, then have him shoot a movie.

I have a feeling he would make something incredible.