The three contestants had to impersonate one another while answering the following questions:


1. What makes you the best man for the open FE Moderator position?

2. Why do you deserve to be Mod over your other two competitors?

3. What will you accomplish in your first 100 days as Moderator?

4. What will your campaign slogan be?


Their responses are below. Only ONE can move on. Who will be heading to the finals?

Dylan

Bryce

Navneet

1. What makes you the best man for the open FE Moderator position?

Dylan: I am the best cuz I am the most handsome, dashing and charismatic man in all of FE. Will Smith wishes. Once I become mod of FE I will overthrown the evil ginger and there will be peace in all of FE. I am basically a superhero!

Bryce: Tbh, I don't know if I am the best. But I am p regular and p committed to this site and I would like to think that my contributions have been meaningful and enjoyable even if some people don't like me (:

2. Why do you deserve to be Mod over your other two competitors?

Dylan: Let's see. One is a complainer. One is a weirdo with a tenuous grasp on English. It is no contest tbh. But lemme lay it down for yall

I am da MAN, there is no one better.
You lookin for a mod, I am a go-getter
Now my compettition, they dont got nothin
They see me comin, they start runnin
Bryce is up first, a pasty lil shit
He's got JV to comfort him, but thats about it
And then theres Nav or Seb or who the fuck knows
He's too busy collectin the milk that his cow blows
I am the only one out of us who fits the bill
Dont look no further, your next mod is Big Dyl!

Bryce: I've said it before but I don't mind repeating it. One of my competitors is an actual child in a man's body and I'm v unsure of how he functions daily. Big Dyl, he's cool and all but when it comes to the serious stuff, do you really trust him to do a good job? We need someone to stand their ground against the evil Curtis! I'm the man for the job!

3. What will you accomplish in your first 100 days as Moderator?

Dylan: I plan on making every member contribute everyday to the sports section. Fantasy drafts will now be worth real money and anyone who refuses to participate or phones it in will be straight up banned! We need more testosterone up in here.

Bryce: My first and foremost duty will be to raise awareness of the importance of two-handed wiping. I cannot stress enough how critical it is to me that people realize the sense of accomplishment you feel when you successfully wipe with two hands. Beyond that, I think it's important to make all Mafia hosts give people a tl;dr at the end of each Day so that busy people like me can catch up easier. And then I will make someone give players a tl;dr of that tl;dr. I will make Mafia great again!

4. What will your campaign slogan be?

Dylan: There can only be one BIGGEST Best Person Ever. BIG-freaking-Dyl.

Bryce: I am Bryce. Brilliant Rational Young Christian Emissary

Dylan, I had low expectations of your accent, but you killed it.

Lived the nerdy voice, "Hey, Bryce. Can you come here?"

If pics help, I'll send em

Outrageously Stupid University ... LOLZ

Dylan thinks Bryce sounds like Kermit, methinks

I would have been Pro-Bryce if there weren’t so many OSU digs

Josh @ 6/11/2017 12:48

I would have been Pro-Bryce if there weren’t so many OSU digs

And here I was defending Josh at every turn!

Both videos cracked me up (sry Nav yours was good too)

I knew right away when I heard the off screen "Hey KC....FUCK you!" that a Curtis impression was coming, accurate

Josh @ 6/11/2017 11:48

I would have been Pro-Bryce if there weren’t so many OSU digs

Hm, I quite enjoyed that part.

Watching Dyl's rn.

NAILED my accent. And the t-shirt LMFAO. Props for re-enacting the milk bowl - sexual moan included.

Bryce, Did you put peanut butter over your face? Lol

This is like Pringles- you can't have just one.