Wikey looked at FE. The forum didn’t look much greater since he had started out on his heroic mission. In fact, it looked pretty shit. Board activity was at an all time low, and the trending thread on the forum was about Tomatoes. Wikey sighed.
"This isn't how it is supposed to be," he said, angrily clicking on the pathetic topic. "FE isn't becoming great again. This is not great. A topic about tomatoes, for fuck sake?"
But as Wikey began to read the topic, his anger thawed rapidly. He soon found himself engrossed.
"Tomatoes are pretty cool though" he said, after some time. "And if you think about it, what other forum would have a serious discussion about tomatoes? Is this not a sign of greatness?"
Wikey was overcome with a sudden sense of pride.
“You know what..." he said. "I’m going to reply to this topic. I'm going to reply and tell them my opinion on tomatoes too."

Hours later, after a wonderful discussion about the merits of the tomato in comparison to the strawberry, Wikey set to typing up Day 5 of his gay mafia game, full of confidence. FE would soon be the greatest forum on the internet once more. The dark days of the ORG games would be gone forever. Or at least until next May...

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Canuck couldn’t sleep. The last four days had been pretty crazy.

He had been so confused when Brian first uttered the word ‘Cuck’ and everybody immediately began to use the term. Canuck had misheard it and believed that everybody had developed a weird obsession with his name. It had driven him mad that everybody kept repeating his name, but seemingly ignored him when he turned to address them. And he became positively outraged when his name somehow became synonymous with a man enjoying watching his wife have sex with other men. He had began to wonder why he visited this shit forum altogether. It wasn't until a few days later that he realized they were saying 'Cuck' rather than 'Canuck'. However, this concerned him further. His name sounded so familiar to 'Cuck', and he felt action was required to change that. He was contemplating changing his username. And it was this that which was keeping him awake.

He decided to go out onto a field and eat grass for a bit, to mull over things. As he ate peacefully, a stranger with a machete sauntered over to him.
“Hi!” the stranger said.
“Hey,” Canuck said hesitantly, eyeing the machete. “What do you suppose you are going to do with that?”
“Well, I was thinking I might cut your head off,” the stranger replied cheerfully.
Canuck sighed.
“I was afraid you might say that. Any chance of a head start?”
“None at all, I’m afraid.”
Canuck nodded solemnly.
“As expected. Okay...well, get it over with then.”
The stranger looked disappointed.
“You are no fun Canuck.”
“Don’t call me a-“
Before Canuck could finish his sentence his attacker swung and cut his head off.

Canuck has been killed.

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Object: A Moose Flavour: You are a Moose. You eat grass and leaves and stuff, and graze all day. You tend to live in countries nobody cares about. You always have to be on the lookout for predators, which has given you the ability to spot things others might miss. Alignment: Town Role: Watcher Description: Every night you can choose to watch a player. You will be told the names of everyone who visited that player, but not what actions they performed.

It is now Day 5. With 15 players alive, it will take 8 votes to reach a majority.

Due to the weekend, Day 5 will last 48 hours.

Damnit. I wish he'd told us who visited who. I was going to ask him today! :(

I thought Canuck said that already, no? Maybe I'm confused with someone else.

Dadd did you get another guilty? Also I visited dadd last night

Badger - Dylan, Vlady, Christian, Ahoda, Redster, Angi, JC [7/9]

Yesterday's Badger vote is riddled with scum I think.

Also who the fuck is JC?? They're not on the player list

ahoda @ 5/8/2016 17:29

Dadd did you get another guilty? Also I visited dadd last night

And what did you see?

JC=SocialOutcast=spin=scum tbh

Canuck told us the people he saw visit the people he watched probably didn't do anything bad to the people they visited. One or two of them confirmed this. Ahoda was one I think.

STERN VERN AT IT AGAIN @ 5/8/2016 20:30

Badger - Dylan, Vlady, Christian, Ahoda, Redster, Angi, JC [7/9] Yesterday's Badger vote is riddled with scum I think. Also who the fuck is JC?? They're not on the player list

No doubt there is scum on that train. But it ain't me and it ain't Angi. Probably not Ahoda.
Ahoda, do the people you visit know why you're visiting them?

Christian @ 5/8/2016 21:07

STERN VERN AT IT AGAIN @ 5/8/2016 20:30 Badger - Dylan, Vlady, Christian, Ahoda, Redster, Angi, JC [7/9] Yesterday's Badger vote is riddled with scum I think. Also who the fuck is JC?? They're not on the player list No doubt there is scum on that train. But it ain't me and it ain't Angi. Probably not Ahoda. Ahoda, do the people you visit know why you're visiting them?

I asked yesterday if I needed to revisit any of them and they didn't answer me.

You could revisit me if you want. I am so cold at night.

I'm guessing Badger is the only doc because surely whoever was the doctor would have saved Canuck.

It's a shame that he didn't reveal the rest.

Dylan @ 5/8/2016 21:51

I'm guessing Badger is the only doc because surely whoever was the doctor would have saved Canuck. It's a shame that he didn't reveal the rest.

honestly im not sure its not for the best. as he said none of the people he watched got killed. and none of them have said anything negative happened to them, so its not like they were role blocked. yeah there might be a mafia member in there, maybe a role cop or something, but odds are most if not all of them are town. im not sure outing a bunch of town members as having active roles is a good thing.

You didn't even vote yesterday.

-dr @ 5/8/2016 20:00

JC=SocialOutcast=spin=scum tbh

Every time Wikey types out my name, he picks a different name for me. Not sure why.