Wikey was sitting in an old English pub, drinking whisky with all his friend.
"Oh boy, this whisky sure is good," he said, pointlessly.
"I agree," said Wikey's friend. "It's GREAT!"
Wikey froze. That last word struck him like a thunderbolt. Great. GREAT. Time seemed to slow down. Wikey dropped his glass, and it smashed into a million pieces on the barroom floor.
"Why Wikey, what is ever the matter?" Wikey's friend asked.
"I HAVE TO GO. I HAVE TO MAKE FE GREAT AGAIN."
"Ooh, what's that?" Wikey's friend asked in awe. Several other punters plus the barmaid had leaned in, having been attracted by the commotion, and awaited his answer with great expectation.
"FE...is a forum I frequent on the internet."
The room fell flat.
"Oh..." Wikey's friend started. "That's...that's real cool, buddy." Secretly he was wondering why he hung out with this tremendous faggot.
Wikey decided to waste no more time with these mere mortals. He had a game to run. A forum to save. He ran out of the pub and called a taxi.

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Iceland.

It is a kind of dumb country.

It is not to be confused with the more famous grocery store from which it got its name.

Situated in the Northern Hemisphere, it was discovered by the vikings a loong time ago. They settled there, for some reason. Icelandic people like to claim they invented democracy, but that is a lie. They are famous for geysers, accidental incest, and annoying volcanoes.

However, they do have an incredibly free press, and they produced Bjork, so it's not all bad, I guess. Depending on your opinion of those things...

Why does any of this matter? Well, one of the snowmen is about to meet their maker. Can you guess which one?






























Yeah, it's Merc. Not really a surprise, cuz he is the only snowman playing.

So, Merc was walking down the street, holding a large purple dildo. He stroked it affectionately.
"Let's see if there are any wrong doers who need a good fucking tonight," he said, scanning the dark streets.
"I'm officer McGill," he said, to no one in particular. "I patrol these mean streets and hit crime where it hurts...in the ass."
Merc strutted down an alleyway. As he did, a figure approached him out of the shadows.
"Who goes there?" Merc asked sternly.
"Your worst nightmare." the figure replied devilishly.
"Halt, criminal scum," Merc said, waving his dildo threateningly.
His assailant laughed.
"That ain't gonna be much use against this," they said, pulling out a revolver.
Merc looked down at his dildo, then at the revolver. He took a deep breath and charged. A powerful gun shot rang out, and Mercator's head blew apart. His corpse fell to the floor, and his killer ran off into the night.

Mercator has been killed.

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Object: Officer McGill’s Large Purple Dildo Flavour: You are officer McGill’s large purple dildo. McGill patrols the streets at night visibly armed with it. Nobody fucks with him, but he fucks with them…literally. Alignment: Town Role: Roleblocker Description: Every night, you can choose to block another player from using their action.

It is now Day 4. With 17 players alive, it will take 9 votes to reach a majority. Day 4 will end 24 hours from now, or when a majority has been reached.

Oh hey Merc was in this game

Neat

Angie did merc borrow your purple dildo?

So the SK theory must be true because with roleblocker dead now and still only one kill I'm gonna assume our SK is inactive.

So the people who haven't posted are Timmah, Outcast, and 317 i believe

Another possibility for the lack of kills is some kind of priming killer like an arsonist variant. I still wanna hear from those three

##lynch im317

for pressure

I'm also still up for that vladdy lynch! :D

I'm for a vlady or spin lynch myself.

ahoda @ 3/8/2016 20:34

Angie did merc borrow your purple dildo?

Pink darling ;)

whomever I think is town should be our next target lol

##lynch spin

Wikey @ 3/8/2016 20:14

Wikey was sitting in an old English pub, drinking whisky with all his friend.

<3

Buffy @ 3/8/2016 20:01

Wikey @ 3/8/2016 20:14 Wikey was sitting in an old English pub, drinking whisky with all his friend. <3

Please do not speak if you are no longer in the game.

-dr @ 3/8/2016 17:47

Another possibility for the lack of kills is some kind of priming killer like an arsonist variant. I still wanna hear from those three ##lynch im317 for pressure

Explain this. I don't get it

well, losing the roleblocker hurts, if Merc was even actively using it.

Kind of odd choice for a kill though, no?

I know Rose gave reasons for vlady yesterday, but what are the reasons for spin?

I'm going to place a pressure vote for now as well.

##Lynch Timmah

Dylan @ 3/8/2016 21:09

Buffy @ 3/8/2016 20:01 Wikey @ 3/8/2016 20:14 Wikey was sitting in an old English pub, drinking whisky with all his friend. <3 Please do not speak if you are no longer in the game.

Technically, she didn't speak. :P