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wikey
10000 Rats
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| Post #1: 1st Aug 2016 5:55 AM | |
24 hours ago...
"Oh shit," Wikey said, looking at the clock. "it's Sunday night and I'm supposed to be making FE great again."
He made to go to his computer, but stopped halfway there.
"Then again," he said, "This is hard work, I better get myself a drink first."
He headed to the kitchen and poured himself a beer, and thus satisfied that he was ready to return to hosting, made his way to his computer once more. However, on the way a show on TV caught his eye. It was a nature documentary. Otters were swimming in a river.
"Oh shit," Wikey said. "That's cool."
He sat down and turned up the volume. The narrator was speaking.
"The mother otter is about to teach its young a lesson in hunting." the narrator said. "Watch as she catches the fish, and the young watch. Then as she takes the fish away and eats it...on a log."
"Vry cool," Wikey said.
In no time at all he had forgotten about his duty to FE, and watched the nature documentary for the rest of the night.
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Herm was returning home after a long talk with God. He had been transcribing the latest commandments from him, and was now feeling awfully sleepy. God was okay company, but he could be a bit annoying sometimes. Herm had eternal patience though, and would make time for anybody.
Transcribing for God was not only tiring work, it was thirsty work too. Herm took a pathetically small bottle of liquor that that stingy git Wikey had sent him for Christmas out of his pocket. He studied it.
"Well, I've been saving this for a special occasion," he said. "But I'm parched!"
Herm unscrewed the bottle of the pathetically small whiskey, and took a sip to taste it. And with that sip it was gone.
"Wow," Herm said flatly, his thirst completely unsatisfied. "Thanks a lot Wikey! Thanks a real lot!"
"Not a problem Herm," came a voice behind him.
"Wah! Who said that?!" Herm yelled, turning around. As soon as he had done so a knife plunged straight into his chest.
"Oh bother," Herm murmured, feeling faint.
The killer twisted the knife, blood spattering all over their sleeves. Herm, in his delerium, apologized to his killer for getting his blood on their nice clean clothes. Herm fell to the floor and his vision began to fade. As he bled out, he went into a dream like state. He saw himself in Ancient Egypt...
"Pharaoh...let my people go," Herm boomed.
"Nah lol," the pharaoh replied. "Get out of here mate."
"Oh, okay" Herm replied apologetically. "Thanks for your time, anyway...."
And then everything went black.
Herm has been killed!
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Object: Moses
Role: The Israelite
Alignment: THIRD PARTY
Description: You have the following powers at your disposal:
Recruit – (x2) Recruit a player to your cause. If they are town, they will join your ranks. If they are scum, you will die.
Summon a Swarm of Locusts (x1) – You can trigger this at any point during a day phase. Once having done so, the vote count will freeze, and the day will automatically end. Whoever has the highest amount of votes at this point will be lynched.
Parting of The Red Sea (x1) – You can trigger this during any night phase. All actions directed against you and your team mates will fail.
Transform Staff into a Venomous Snake (x1) – Target a player during the night. They will drop dead at a random point during the following day phase.
You can only use one power per night.
You are also immune to all night attacks, with the exemption of death via failed recruitment. |
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Buffy was walking down the street.
"Hey everybody, I'm Buffy, look at me!" she said.
But it was night, and nobody was around.
"Whatever," she said. "I'ma go visit my good friend Angi."
Buffy walked up to Angi's door and knocked. There was no answer. She knocked again. Still no answer. Buffy thought 'fuck it' and tried the door. It was open. She walked in.
"Hey Angi, it's me, your good-"
"AHH HELP ME OMFG LMAO!!!" cried a crazy voice.
Angi rushed out of the darkness of the foyer with a startled look on her face.
"lmao rapist!" she screamed in Buffy's face, running out onto the street blowing a whistle.
"Um..." Buffy said, puzzled.
The sun was starting to come up, and people were leaving their houses to see what all the commotion was about. Angi ran around in circles blowing the whistle and laughing her fucking ass off.
"Angi, what the hell are you doing, you god damn fool?" Curtis demanded, slapping her across the face to calm her down.
Angi calmed down slightly, but still had a hysterical look on her face. She pointed at Buffy.
"lmao she broke into my house."
Buffy visited Angi during the night.
It is now Day 3. With 19 alive, it will take 10 lynch votes to reach a majority. | |
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Curtis
First Place Dick
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| Post #2: 1st Aug 2016 6:12 AM | |
HERM A CUCK AFTERALL | |
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Curtis
First Place Dick
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| Post #3: 1st Aug 2016 6:20 AM | |
Starting to think Vic is inactive SK or Vig. Herm only died cause of a failed recruit which means we had no kill or attack last night. So a killer was blocked or......BUFFY!
##Lynch Buffy | |
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Curtis
First Place Dick
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| Post #4: 1st Aug 2016 6:23 AM | |
Angi I imagine you're a Rape Whistle or whatever and used up your one whistle. Can you confirm/deny that you'd survive an attack and whistle at your attacker? | |
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Christian
Captain Charisma
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| Post #5: 1st Aug 2016 6:25 AM | |
so you think Buffy went to Angi's to kill her but blew her whistle and prevented the kill? Could be. Herm would have had to have tried to recruit someone who looked Townish over the last 2 days, right? | |
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Christian
Captain Charisma
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| Post #6: 1st Aug 2016 6:26 AM | |
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Starting to think Vic is inactive SK or Vig. Herm only died cause of a failed recruit which means we had no kill or attack last night. So a killer was blocked or......BUFFY!
##Lynch Buffy |
We killed Vic yesterday.
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Curtis
First Place Dick
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| Post #7: 1st Aug 2016 6:28 AM | |
N1 we had one attack on Lamps
N2 we had nothing
I'm starting to think Vic is inactive SK or Vig tbh. And last night Mafia was blocked or the kill was Buffy trying to kill Angi. Or I guess Mafia could've attacked Herm but he was getting some attention so I doubt it | |
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Curtis
First Place Dick
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| Post #8: 1st Aug 2016 6:29 AM | |
Lol oh yeah. And I just posted it again cuz I thought I didn't end up posting it the first time. I am vry tired | |
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Curtis
First Place Dick
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| Post #9: 1st Aug 2016 6:31 AM | |
Herm probably held off recruiting on N1 since he only had two for the whole game. I doubt if he got a successful N1 recruit he'd go straight away for his last recruit the night after | |
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Grumpy Ass Old Woman
FU DADD
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| Post #10: 1st Aug 2016 7:21 AM | |
I'm confused Curtis. Why are you so sure Herm died recruiting? |
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Dyl
Butt Not Even Visible
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| Post #11: 1st Aug 2016 7:23 AM | |
Pretty shitty to try to throw suspicion on a dead guy.
I guess in theory Angi would have blown her whistle on any kind of visitation? It just happens that we are missing a kill and know Buffy visited Angi. | "So, uh, what are we saying here? If we save LA from a nuclear bomb, then you and I can get together for dinner and a movie?"
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vladykins
#1 GOAT
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| Post #12: 1st Aug 2016 8:04 AM | |
I can confirm that Canuck received an anonymous note, since i got one last night.
The person thinks brian is suspicious, but I don't think they have anything on him. They also say they don't really know how to use their role. :rofl:
If I was Herm, I would have likely recruited early to build up my group and so would have recruited both night. Not sure why Curtis assumes that he died recruiting- it is very possible, but not something we have direct evidence on yet.
I'd love to hear from both Angi and Buffy now.
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Thisisbad
If you need positivity, look elsewhere.
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| Post #13: 1st Aug 2016 8:19 AM | |
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I'm confused Curtis. Why are you so sure Herm died recruiting? |
Immune to night kills except a failed recruit
| Rodney is a great guy. Oops, nevermind he's a terrible human being.
He likes his sandwiches to be Turkey and Swiss. Triangle cut. Let vern have his crust. Poison the part Rodney eats.
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Grumpy Ass Old Woman
FU DADD
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| Post #14: 1st Aug 2016 8:22 AM | |
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I'm confused Curtis. Why are you so sure Herm died recruiting? |
Immune to night kills except a failed recruit
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thanks. I didn't see that the first couple times I read his role. lol |
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vladykins
#1 GOAT
| Reputation: 251 | Group: | Overlord | Posts: | 14,240 | Joined: | Jan 20, 2016 |
| Post #15: 1st Aug 2016 8:30 AM | |
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I'm confused Curtis. Why are you so sure Herm died recruiting? |
Immune to night kills except a failed recruit
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thanks. I didn't see that the first couple times I read his role. lol |
Me either, though I'm getting my coffee.
So there is one potential Herm recruit out there?
| How can you have any pudding if you won't eat your meat? |
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