Timmah, you've been evicted from the itsbigbrotheryay2 house. Please take a seat in the last Jury chair.

FINAL TWO



Congratulations to Lamps and Schrauben for making the Final 2!

If you guys want, you can make an opening statement. Jurors, if you want, you can ask the finalists whatever you'd like to help decide your vote. If you don't want to ask a question, please let me know by posting in here or sending me a PM saying so, just so I don't end up waiting for you.

Feel free to PM me your vote for a winner whenever you feel comfortable. Yes, you can change your vote if you like, but once I get them all, they're locked in.

I've really enjoyed talking to both of you. It's been a fun game.

Nah jk.

You're all about to get fucking roasted.

Lamps:

Props to you, I tried to get you out multiple times but you managed to survive. You really remind me of a weasel, Andy-esque in a way. I can't say I felt any of our conversations were genuine, they definitely all seemed force. After a while we were just humouring eachother and it was clear.

Q #1:

Did somebody tell you I was putting all my points on you?

Q #2:

What did you do better than Schrauben?

Schrauben:

Well, it's like chosing to vote between the weasel and the asshole. You were an unpleasant, grouchy, boring, and deadpan person this entire game. Not deadpan funny in the Hank Hill kind of way either. You were just a douche unecesairly. Did you forget I have a jury vote man?

Even your post in Week 1 you look like a giant douche:

"Just vote me out already, this popularity contest via luck of the draw isn't my cup of tea."

You're goddamn right it's a popularity contesnt. Hell man, the fact that you even asked to be voted off proved that you weren't here to play the game, when your back was against the wall you couldn't scrap.

Q #1:

What did you do this game? What did you ACTUALLY do, what was your plan? If you want any shot at getting my vote, convince me here. In your speech you claim to play the same game as Lamps, while it was clear he was way more active socially and startegically.

Q #2:

What tricks did your master teach you? Did you only know how to jump and sit but did you also fetch? I told you myself after I got voted out that you had no backbone. I believe you did what others told you to do and thats why you're here.


To both contesants:

Accurately describe what you think happened in the 2nd point point (where we distributed nomination chips). Give me what you think each player was thinking and how everyone split their chips, and ultimately what each player wanted to do. Put yourselves in everyone's shoes. Including your own. Whoever does this more accurately will be 75% there to getting my vote.