Ugh. All of my fucking rage.

RESULTS!

Main Challenge:
You just woke up. What is the first thing you do?

A) Look for that bitchass alarm clock and hit the snooze.
Yeah. I’m right there with you. Fuck the alarm clock. +1,000,000 points

B) Jump out of bed, excited for the day.
I like your enthusiasm. I don’t know how you have it, but it’s pretty cool that you do. Point Total: Doubled

C) Go to the bathroom.
You go in and it’s time to handle business. You go and go and go, feeling great. For some reason, you start to feel warm around your midsection. Suddenly, your eyes snap open. You realize that was all a dream…and then you realize why you felt warm around your midsection. -1,000,000 points

D) Look next to you and kiss the person laying there.
How sweet. Except, of course, that the person laying there is unconscious. What the hell did you do? Everyone believes you did it. You can’t convince anyone, and you have to pay dearly for that. Point Total: Reduced to 1

E) Look next to you and try to remember who the hell the person laying there is
At first, you’re concerned that you can’t remember who this is. But then you figure that this was probably not a bad thing. Either way, you simply lay there, and think about what to do next. +0 points

F) Look around and try to figure out where the hell you are
Wild night, eh? You know, you should be a bit more responsible. After all, who knows what kind of danger and trouble you can get in. Like, you know, robbery. Like the kind I’m about to inflict upon you. Point Total: Halved.

Bonus Challenge 1:
Ari – 3
Matt – 1
Curtis – 1
Brian – 3
Vernon – 3
Dylan – 1
Tony – 1
Patrick -1
Herm – 1
Zersch – 1

A – 3
B – 4
C – 9

C got chosen, great. But damn if you people can’t not have a tie.

Bonus Challenge 2:
Inside the Chest is the EXTREME Item Chocoboslayer’s Temporal Vortex!

Bonus Challenge 3:
Great! Enjoy your Item.

As for Option B….you will take half the points of the person who posts immediately after you and add it to your total. If the host is the person to post after you, then your points are reduced to 1.

Bonus Challenge 4:
Inside the Box today….is 10 million points!?

~+~The Leaderboard~+~

+

Team Ari + ^--Brian: 1,169,014,784,000 + Bronze Sword MAX(x4) + Staff of Infinite Counties + Wad of Cash MAX(x3) [BURIED-5] --Ari [LD]: 119,648,024 [BURIED-5] ^--Tony: 20,459,952 + MAX Power Jewel --Leos: 10,286,063,616 + Staff of Infinite Counties + Chocoboslayer’s Temporal Vortex --Korr: 5,713,920,000 + Staff of Infinite Counties ^--Lamps: 10,200,020 + Bronze Sword MAX ^--Boc: 2,900,002 + Chocoboslayer’s Temporal Vortex [_]--Paul: 4,000,002 + Chocoboslayer’s Temporal Vortex --Greensday: 4,608,000,000 + Staff of Infinite Counties + Chocoboslayer’s Temporal Vortex ^--Herm: 4,580,048 + Wad of Cash MAX + Staff of Infinite Counties + The Murphy MAX --DR: 565,277,491,200,000 + Staff of Infinite Counties(x3) + Wad of Cash MAX [_]--Malion: 1,403,800 --Matt: 373,750 + The Bond --Tricks: 371,568 + Wad of Cash MAX(x2) + Trick or Treat Bucket MAX --Curtis: 200,002 + Wad of Cash MAX + Chocoboslayer’s Temporal Vortex + Bronze Sword MAX [TEAM BANK: 6,000,380,600] Team Patrick + --Vernon: 11,664,984 + Chocoboslayer’s Temporal Vortex --Nobert: 6,280,000 + Wad of Cash MAX + Bronze Sword MAX --Dylan: 1,900,050 + Chocoboslayer’s Temporal Vortex ^--Waka: 4,550,000 + Chocoboslayer’s Temporal Vortex --Schrauben: 650,016 + Wad of Cash MAX --Nofo: 530,040 --Natalie: 300,000 + Wad of Cash MAX(x2) + Bronze Sword MAX(x2) --Vic: -136,932 + Wad of Cash MAX --Moose: -147,000 + Wad of Cash MAX --Chris25: -147,800 + Wad of Cash MAX --Outlast: 1,050 --Danny: -149,450 + Wad of Cash MAX --Cuhraig: -149,500 --Papershiki: 100,111 --Patrick [LD]: 750,000 [TEAM BANK: -864,299,990] Team Four + [_]--Angi: 7,684,916 [_]--Zersch: -999,999 + Chocoboslayer’s Temporal Vortex --Rob: 129,000 + Boomerang Lv 1 (x2) --Ecto: 25,600,000 + Staff of Infinite Counties + Chocoboslayer’s Temporal Vortex [TEAM BANK: 280,528] ^ means you have a Key. ? means you get to pick from the Chest, but have not done so. [_] means you have a Box. The Staff of Infinite Counties is overpowered as all fuck. Seriously, holy shit, look at those point totals. Especially DR, who has half a quadrillion damn points, and is now in first place.

There’s one last thing. And it’s a sad thing, for sure. But alas….

~+~The Eliminated User List~+~	+
--JJ: 0 --Merc: 0 --Shadow: 0

~+~The Chest~+~	+
Bronze Sword MAX (x3) 1 point

~+~The Rules~+~	+
Have been moved to their own topic! Find them here.

~+~Item List~+~	+
Have been moved to their own topic! Find them here.

Note: Team Points will be explained in the next Lottery day!

Main Challenge:
Post a picture. Any picture. If it’s NSFW, put it in a spoiler tag with a warning, since I update at work.

Bonus Challenge 1:
Choose one between Ari, Brian, and Vernon. You may not choose yourself.

Bonus Challenge 2:
Want to open the box today?

Brian

And sure, open the box.

##Spend 250,000 points on shovel
##Buy another staff of infinite counties with voucher
##spend 500000 points on Grand Mulligan
##Bury myself with shovel

Ari

no

lol wat I just now saw that Leos posted the same pic in the cbox. How weird

Main Challenge:
Post a picture. Any picture. If it’s NSFW, put it in a spoiler tag with a warning, since I update at work.



Bonus Challenge 1:
Ari

Bonus Challenge 2:
Want to open the box today?

No

Vernon

No box

Is there supposed to be another effect for the Vortex? It goes from one to three and four

Vernon

Main Challenge:


Bonus Challenge 1:
Ari

Bonus Challenge 2:
Nah Man

Main Challenge:
Post a picture. Any picture. If it’s NSFW, put it in a spoiler tag with a warning, since I update at work.



Bonus Challenge 1:
Choose one between Ari, Brian, and Vernon. You may not choose yourself.

Brian

Bonus Challenge 2:
Want to open the box today?

Yes.

Main Challenge:

Main challenge:


Bonus Challenge 1:
Ari

Bonus Challenge 2:
no thanks

Really surprised no one did this yet

Spoiler

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Team Ari + --DR: 565,277,491,200,000 + Staff of Infinite Counties(x3) + Wad of Cash MAX ^--Brian: 1,169,014,784,000 + Bronze Sword MAX(x4) + Staff of Infinite Counties + Wad of Cash MAX(x3) [BURIED-5] --Leos: 10,286,063,616 + Staff of Infinite Counties + Chocoboslayer’s Temporal Vortex --Korr: 5,713,920,000 + Staff of Infinite Counties --Greensday: 4,608,000,000 + Staff of Infinite Counties + Chocoboslayer’s Temporal Vortex --Ari [LD]: 119,648,024 [BURIED-5] ^--Tony: 20,459,952 + MAX Power Jewel ^--Lamps: 10,200,020 + Bronze Sword MAX ^--Herm: 4,580,048 + Wad of Cash MAX + Staff of Infinite Counties + The Murphy MAX [_]--Paul: 4,000,002 + Chocoboslayer’s Temporal Vortex ^--Boc: 2,900,002 + Chocoboslayer’s Temporal Vortex [_]--Malion: 1,403,800 --Matt: 373,750 + The Bond --Tricks: 371,568 + Wad of Cash MAX(x2) + Trick or Treat Bucket MAX --Curtis: 200,002 + Wad of Cash MAX + Chocoboslayer’s Temporal Vortex + Bronze Sword MAX [TEAM BANK: 6,000,380,600] Team Patrick + --Vernon: 11,664,984 + Chocoboslayer’s Temporal Vortex --Nobert: 6,280,000 + Wad of Cash MAX + Bronze Sword MAX ^--Waka: 4,550,000 + Chocoboslayer’s Temporal Vortex --Dylan: 1,900,050 + Chocoboslayer’s Temporal Vortex --Patrick [LD]: 750,000 --Schrauben: 650,016 + Wad of Cash MAX --Nofo: 530,040 --Natalie: 300,000 + Wad of Cash MAX(x2) + Bronze Sword MAX(x2) --Papershiki: 100,111 --Outlast: 1,050 --Vic: -136,932 + Wad of Cash MAX --Moose: -147,000 + Wad of Cash MAX --Chris25: -147,800 + Wad of Cash MAX --Danny: -149,450 + Wad of Cash MAX --Cuhraig: -149,500 [TEAM BANK: -864,299,990] Team Four + --Ecto: 25,600,000 + Staff of Infinite Counties + Chocoboslayer’s Temporal Vortex [_]--Angi: 7,684,916 --Rob: 129,000 + Boomerang Lv 1 (x2) [_]--Zersch: -999,999 + Chocoboslayer’s Temporal Vortex [TEAM BANK: 280,528]

dr @ 27/3/2015 8:45

Really surprised no one did this yet Spoiler + Team Ari + --DR: 565,277,491,200,000 + Staff of Infinite Counties(x3) + Wad of Cash MAX ^--Brian: 1,169,014,784,000 + Bronze Sword MAX(x4) + Staff of Infinite Counties + Wad of Cash MAX(x3) [BURIED-5] --Leos: 10,286,063,616 + Staff of Infinite Counties + Chocoboslayer’s Temporal Vortex --Korr: 5,713,920,000 + Staff of Infinite Counties --Greensday: 4,608,000,000 + Staff of Infinite Counties + Chocoboslayer’s Temporal Vortex --Ari [LD]: 119,648,024 [BURIED-5] ^--Tony: 20,459,952 + MAX Power Jewel ^--Lamps: 10,200,020 + Bronze Sword MAX ^--Herm: 4,580,048 + Wad of Cash MAX + Staff of Infinite Counties + The Murphy MAX [_]--Paul: 4,000,002 + Chocoboslayer’s Temporal Vortex ^--Boc: 2,900,002 + Chocoboslayer’s Temporal Vortex [_]--Malion: 1,403,800 --Matt: 373,750 + The Bond --Tricks: 371,568 + Wad of Cash MAX(x2) + Trick or Treat Bucket MAX --Curtis: 200,002 + Wad of Cash MAX + Chocoboslayer’s Temporal Vortex + Bronze Sword MAX [TEAM BANK: 6,000,380,600] Team Patrick + --Vernon: 11,664,984 + Chocoboslayer’s Temporal Vortex --Nobert: 6,280,000 + Wad of Cash MAX + Bronze Sword MAX ^--Waka: 4,550,000 + Chocoboslayer’s Temporal Vortex --Dylan: 1,900,050 + Chocoboslayer’s Temporal Vortex --Patrick [LD]: 750,000 --Schrauben: 650,016 + Wad of Cash MAX --Nofo: 530,040 --Natalie: 300,000 + Wad of Cash MAX(x2) + Bronze Sword MAX(x2) --Papershiki: 100,111 --Outlast: 1,050 --Vic: -136,932 + Wad of Cash MAX --Moose: -147,000 + Wad of Cash MAX --Chris25: -147,800 + Wad of Cash MAX --Danny: -149,450 + Wad of Cash MAX --Cuhraig: -149,500 [TEAM BANK: -864,299,990] Team Four + --Ecto: 25,600,000 + Staff of Infinite Counties + Chocoboslayer’s Temporal Vortex [_]--Angi: 7,684,916 --Rob: 129,000 + Boomerang Lv 1 (x2) [_]--Zersch: -999,999 + Chocoboslayer’s Temporal Vortex [TEAM BANK: 280,528]

Considering you'll see benefits probably next month, it actually seems weird someone has done it up to now.