Fifteen people went to sleep, but only thirteen woke up.

Angi has died.

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Angi - Jensen Ackles of the Town You’re Jensen Ackles, hottest guy on the CW. The show’s about two brothers who fight demons and stuff, but let’s be honest - we watch it for the eye candy. And there ain’t no sweeter eye candy than Mr. Ackles. The only evil thing about you is how devilishly handsome you are, so you’re definitely aligning yourself with the town. Wow, you’re hot. Active Powers: -Those Lips, That Voice- Mmm, baby, that voice really gets me going. Every night you can whisper in someone’s ear. They’ll be so seduced that they’ll willingly tell you if they’ve tried to kill anyone, and if so, who. Passive Powers: -Test of Devotion- You must prove your devotion to Jensen Ackles. Each day, you’ll have to accomplish a Jensen-related task. If you fail, you’ll be severely punished. The tasks will become harder/more ridiculous as the days go by. You must deny that your Jensen obsession is role related, even if people accuse you of it. Day 1 - You must post at least one picture or gif of Jensen and must use the word Ackles as a pun. These must be in two different posts. Day 2 - You must post at least two different pictures or gifs of Jensen and must say why someone’s posts sounds like or doesn’t sound like something Dean would say in season 2. These must be in 3 different posts. Day 3 - You must post at least three different pictures or gifs of Jensen and must quote someone else’s post (must be game-related) and say “That’s so Jensen” or “That’s so not Jensen.” If people ask you to elaborate, don’t. Day 4 - The words Jensen or Ackles must be in every single post you make. You must make at least 10 posts, and they cannot be consecutive. So for a post to count, it cannot be preceded or followed by another one of your posts. Day 5 - You must post the following message at least 4 times in separate posts (they are allowed to be consecutive): “THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? DEAN IS HOT AND I KNOW IT FOR A FACT! DEAN = 100 % HOT! AGREE OR DIE!” Day 6 - You must post, “I wonder what Jensen looks like naked.” But please Angi don’t google it because I just did and there are a lot of gross fake pictures. Also you must say “I don’t even care who the mafia are, I just want to be with Jensen lmfao.” Those need to be in two separate posts. Day 7 - Every other word in all of your posts must be either Dean, Jensen, or Ackles. (Ex. “I Dean think Jensen that Ackles Brian Jensen is Dean scummy Dean.”) Day 8 - You must ask everyone who they think is hotter between Jensen and Jared. You may only vote for someone who either doesn’t answer the question or doesn’t choose Jensen. You cannot vote for anyone who says Jensen is hotter. If everyone says Jensen is hotter, you cannot vote. If you do, your vote will count but you will fail the task. Day 9 - The only things you can post are pictures/gifs of Jensen, the words, “Dean,” “Jensen,” and “Ackles,” and your vote (which can be for whoever you want). The gifs are allowed to have words on them as long as they’re being spoken in the gif. You personally may not add words to the pictures or gifs. Day 10 - No task, you will have officially passed the Test of Devotion. Hidden from Angi: If she fails her passive, she will turn into the ugly one and become an ugly vanilla townie. A fate worse than death. -Framed picture of Jensen Ackles- Someone gave you this thoughtful gift! During the night, you can show this picture to someone. They'll be so overcome with desire that they'll have to do the test of devotion the next day or they'll die. You can pick which day of devotion they have to do, but it has to be one you've already done. You can only use this picture once, but you'll keep it after it's been used.

Shadow has died.

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Shadow - Daphne Blake of the Town You’re Daphne Motherfucking Blake and you’re here to catch evil oil barons, fake banshees, and whatever malevolent forces that are being nuisances. You don’t have the rest of the gang with you, but you’ve picked up some tricks from them and are ready to prove yourself as a crime solver. Of course, you’ve aligned yourself with the town. Active Powers: -Channel the Gang- Each night, you’re able to use the tactics of one of the members of Mystery Incorporated. You cannot choose the same tactic two nights in a row. -Go Shopping- Yay, shopping! If you so choose, you can go online shopping to try and find an item that will help you catch the bad guys. You’ll receive an item the next day (Amazon Prime ftw!) that will typically be beneficial. Some purchases may not be helpful, and rarely you might come across a bad item. -Set a Trap- Fred’s taught you a lot about his fascination with traps, and you’re pretty sure you’ve got it down. If you choose to set a trap, anyone who visits you that night will be unable to vote the next day OR perform actions the next night. -Do Research- Velma’s methods may be boring, but oftentimes they’re essential. If you choose to do research, you’ll get a small tidbit of information about a player of your choosing. You might see an action that they’ve taken ([Target] visited [Player] on Night 2) or a small bit about their role, etc. You’re not sure what you’ll find! -Be the Bait- Shaggy and Scooby are pretty much only useful for distracting the bad guys or being bait, but you have to acknowledge that it’s occasionally useful! If you choose to be the bait for the night, one random kill will be redirected to you. Passive Powers: -Grass- You have a big bag of weed Shaggy gave you for your birthday. What do you even do with this? -Collectable statue of Monica Lewinsky, from the "Presidential Mistresses" series- You picked this up trying to visit someone. WTF? -An EZ Bake Oven thats secretly been gutted for parts by enterprising street urchins- You picked this up trying to visit someone. WTF?

It is now Day 6.

Day 6 will end tomorrow, Tuesday, at 8 PM Eastern.

Please hold off on PMing me until I've said I'm done sending everything out!

Okay, everything should be done!

Damn this is some Ackles bullshit.

Scum are taking out all the ac(kles)tives.

I feel like it's going to be a quiet day.

Vern you're an idiot

Guys guys I've found out who is the serial killer.

I mean I figured Vernon was town but it was good to know he was pulling our leg about needing us to kill Korr. Which just makes all that going for him kind of weird. I knew he was ac(kles)ting weird at any rate.

Suddenly, Korr opens up his jacket to reveal EXPLOSIVES.

He starts shouting in some language that you think might be Arabic but is just as likely to be whatever Korr thinks sounds like Arabic.

"Korr, what are you doing..?"

"FOR ALLAH. INFIDELS. YOU DIE NOW."

Korr runs up to someone, bear hugs them, and detonates, spraying chunks of flesh and bone everywhere.

Curtis is dead.

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Curtis - The blender Tim threatened to kill himself with of the Ugly Mafia You are the blender Tim threatened to kill himself with! Man, you drew the short end of the stick, didn’t you? You’re just a normal blender who wants to make milkshakes and smoothies, but some psycho bought you and started sticking his fingers down near your blades. That gave you the taste for blood, and now you’ve signed up with the Ugly Mafia. Active Powers: - Blend - Each phase, you can send an anonymous PM to a player of your choice, consisting of high pitched blending noises. Passive Powers: -Blend In- Actions targeting you (other than by your teammates) have a 50% chance to be redirected to a random other player. -Blend In 2.0- You must try to incorporate the word blend into at least one of your posts each day. If somebody calls you out on it, they’ll receive a guilty report on you the next night (regardless of whether they are actually a cop) -Curious- As much as you enjoy being independent, you want to know how Tim is doing. Every night you will visit Tim (and do nothing) as long as you both are alive.

Korr is dead and has won the game!

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11. Korr - I'm terrorist, I blow up infidels for name of Allah. Also anthrax is contained in message. You die now. of the Third Party!! You have a list of targets, threats to Allah and the sovereignty of Islam. When all of them are dead, preferably by your hand, you win. Being dedicated solely to the pursuit of your own goals, you are a Third Party. Your Targets are: Moose, Aries, Buffy, Vernon, Jeff, Angi, Curtis, Rose Active Powers: -Anthrax - Each night, you may pen a poison letter and mail it to a player of your choice. They will die. -DEATH TO THE UNBELIEVERS- Any phase, you can blow yourself up, taking one player with you. This pierces all protections. If you kill the final player on your list with this, you ascend to heaven, and may gain spooky posthumous ghost powers. Passive Powers: -Obsessive - You’re a little loony from thinking hateful terrorist thoughts 24/7. Your obsessive observation and plotting will have you show up as visiting any of the players on your list who die during the night, even if you weren’t the one to kill them. -Dynamite Vest- This little sucker is defective, but still protective! It will protect you from one attack, but won't explode. You will keep it after it's expired, but it will have lost its value. It was really thoughtful for someone to give it to you!

Korr has won, but the game isn't over! It resumes now.

Now where are my forty virgins?...

What? Heaven is pink and gay? I... I... I have been lied to!

r.i.p vvvvVVRRRrrrrRRrr I guess Korr wanting to kill Vernon was ac(kles)curate

wow, way to start the day off with a bang! How many people are left?

I don't know why Vernon lied about his role, but he was right to try to target Korr. I guess that explains some of the deaths along the way.

Hey Mal, did you happen to catch a glimpse of a Jensen Ackles head shot? :P

Alive: 11/38

4. Hermes
10. Malion
12. Nofo
16. Zersch
17. Greenday
21. Tim/RIP
27. Faith
30. Colby
31. Earthbound
33. Jayadamo
38. Lazerhawk/Cake

Korr deserves that win.

Faith @ 15/9/2014 20:48

Hey Mal, did you happen to catch a glimpse of a Jensen Ackles head shot? :P

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