Jesus Christ, what a bloodbath.

Where to begin?

I'll just go alphabetically.

Aries has died.

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Aries - (Female) Commander Shepard (Mass Effect) of the Town You’re FemShep from the Mass Effect universe! Regardless of the class you chose, you’re a total badass who (spoiler alert?) helps save the galaxy and stuff. Whether you go paragon or renegade, you’re a hero and have sided yourself with the town. Active Powers: -Paragon- Every night, you must pursue a romance with someone. If either of you dies that night, you both will. You must romance at least three different people before repeating a romance. Gotta make their mass erect. -Renegade- You have a 1 time use public daykill. Post “##Shoot: [player]” to activate it. As soon as I’m available to do so, I’ll post the aftermath. You will be revealed as the shooter. Passive Powers: -Favorite Fish on the Normandy- Each day you must make a post and say “##Feed fish.” If you neglect to do so, your fish will die, and nobody wants that to happen. Hidden from Aries: If the fish dies, Aries will be publicly shamed as an irresponsible pet owner. If she uses her Renegade power after the fish has died, she will shoot at her target, but then with overwhelming guilt and shame, she’ll shoot herself too.

Henry has died.

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Wikey/Henry - Brian Jones (rolling stones) of the Third Party You are Brian Jones, founder of the Rolling Stones. You were quickly overshadowed by some dickheads in the band before you were cast out and then died. All you wanted was an audience, man! You’ve decided you deserve it. You’re aligned with yourself. You win when at least 15 different people have attended your concert(s), and at least 3 have died as a result. Because it’s not a good concert without at least one death. Active Powers: -None- Passive Powers: -Throw Concert- Each day, the town will be offered the opportunity to attend your concert the following night. It’ll be obvious and in the start-of-day posts. Nothing special happens in regards to your concert except that one random concert-goer will die (unless protected or bp, etc). You’ll be informed who it was that died from the concert. It’s your job to convince people it’s safe, harmless, or even helpful to attend the concerts. Good luck! -Microphone- That fucker Keith Richards gave you a microphone and told you to practice. What are you supposed to do with this? - There was no microphone on his body.

Hot Cocoa has died.

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Hot Cocoa - Dae Yum Yum of the Ugly Mafia You are Dae Yum Yum (from Big Brother US 11), Lydia’s stuffed unicorn. Although she loves you dearly, being with Lydia at all times means that you’ve seen more than you ever could’ve wanted. You’ve become jaded since your innocence has been shattered, and your glittery heart has turned to stone. You’ve decided to align yourself with the Ugly Mafia. Active Powers: -Barf a Rainbow- Once during the game, you may vomit a rainbow during the night. The role reveals of all deaths that occur at the start of the next day will be hidden to everyone but you. Passive Powers: -Seen Too Much- At this point, there’s not much you haven’t seen, so seeing a bit more won’t hurt. Any role cop results the other Mafia gets will also be relayed to you. -Glitter and Shit- You’re too cute, it’s hard for people to take up arms against you. The first vote against you each day won’t count.

im317 has died.

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im317 - Harry Dresden of the Cute Mafia You’re Harry Dresden! As the bestest smartest detective wizard around, you always find your mark and solve the case, and all the ladies love you. Or at least they should. Since all wizards are selfish assholes, you’re aligned with the Cute Mafia. Active Powers: -ILLUSIONS - Each phase, you can cast a glamour on a player of your choice, including yourself. That phase, they will show up as mafia to cops if non-mafia, or as town if they’re mafia. -Save or Lose- Each night, you can cast some kind of OP as fuck spell on a player of your choice. They have a 50/50 chance of passing their save and just getting roleblocked that night, or of failing and being silenced the following day. Passive Powers: -Duster - You have your trusty trenchcoat, and you wear it everywhere. It doesn’t really do anything but it looks sick as hell.

Matt has died.

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Matt - Shirley Phelps-Roper of the Town You’re an asshole. You know it, the world certainly knows it, and yet you continue on. There’s a sort of honor in that, and even if you are a bigoted shithead, you do love God (we think), and so you’ve decided to align yourself with the town. Active Powers: -Spew Hatred- Each day, you may private message me three players who you’d like to spew hatred at. One of them (randomly chosen) will receive an extra vote on them, cast by “Angry God.” (Note that this will power’s effect will not show up in a vote tally until the final tally for the day) Passive Powers: -Picket Funerals- As long as you’re alive, no one will be able to tamper with the role reports of the players killed during the night. -Death Wish- If you die during the night, your hatred will linger on and you’ll be able to cast a vote from beyond the grave the following day by submitting a PM to me. The vote will be shown as cast by Matt.

Tricks has died.

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Tricks - flying pumpkin with lazers shooting out of its ass of the Town You are a flying pumpkin with lazers (sic) shooting out of its ass. I’m not sure what else to say here. For whatever reason, you’ve decided to align yourself with the town. Active Powers: -Ass Lazers (sic)- Each night, you may visit someone and put on a light show from your ass lazers (sic). They will be told they witnessed such a spectacle. You’re not sure of its effect, though, if any. Passive Powers: -Lazer (sic) Overload- If you are killed during the night, you will explode and cover whoever killed you in your mushy pumpkiny guts. They’ll be publicly outed as your killer, and will be temporarily blinded by your lazers (sic) and be unable to use day actions or cast a vote that day. If you are killed or lynched during the day, there will be a distracting lazer (sic) show during the night which will skip the night phase, allowing the next day to happen immediately. -Mini pumpkin- It's so cute! Such a throughtful gift! I wonder who gave it to you? Hidden from Tricks: The Ass Lazers (sic) ability does nothing.

Moose killed Tricks!

Rose was caught stealing food from the homeless!

Everybody finds their newspapers and sees the familiar Letter From the Editor article!

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A Letter From The Super All-Important Editor of the Town: Almost nothing notable has happened. Many shadows lurking in the dark, but few of importance. As for your dear Editor, I remain tied up in my shop. Korr is banging on the doors, but let him in I shall not. Need help soon before it is too late.

It is now Day 3

I'm keeping the thread locked until I send out PMs. Please refrain from PMing me until I've unlocked the thread and posted that I'm done!

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Oops thread is still locked. Can't tell cause I'm on my phone MY B!

Okay, I think all the PMs are sent out! If you think you should have gotten one, but didn't, please let me know.

Due to popular demand, Day 3 will end tomorrow (Wednesday) at 9 PM Eastern.

##Lynch: Moose

IT'S DIFFIULT FOR ADMINS TO NOTICE THAT THREADS ARE LOCKED PPL SUE ME!!!

Rose is a douchebag

His sandwich looked delicious. What the hell was I supposed to do? Not steal it?

Angi is #2. Impressive

Wait, I did WHAT?!?

You killed poor ole' Tricks!

Oh and fuck you, person who called me a toothless wildebeest! I do not cry myself to sleep on a bed of vomit and feces.

Moose, are you cute mafia or ugly mafia?

No no no no no. I didn't kill anyone!