Citizens, last night at exactly 9:00pm, the power to our town was lost, and answers are in short supply. Our small, isolated town has fallen out of communication with the rest of the world, and the sheriff's office is issuing strict policies on who is permitted to leave the area. As of this moment, no one has been granted permission while the investigation into the outage is ongoing.
Officials were thus far unable to ascertain a suspected motive behind the outage, but our reporters polled the local population, and one suspicion stood above the rest: COMMUNISM. Have the Russians finally made their move? Are enemies inside of our own country!? Inside our own town, plotting against us!? If so, this town is under attack and may be the starting point of a war the likes of which has not been seen!
If this is an act of terrorism brought about by the red menace, what can we as citizens of this fair country do, you are wondering. FIGHT BACK. We will not sit by and watch as these commies destroy lives and our nation. We must root them out! We must destroy them before they destroy us! The time is now, citizens. LET US FIGHT.
Editor's Note: Other reports say that a tree may have fallen and severed the lines. It is unclear the actual cause. The Mourning Tribute does not condone vigilante justice or lynch mobs, and urges citizens to be smart, and wait out the outage. Please stay safe, stay smart, and wait until the power returns. Our presses will remain in operation throughout this time, and we will keep you updated on any and all breaks in the story.
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The people gathered in the town square. Paranoia was setting in. Day One had begun.
Day One has begun, and will last for 24 hours. Day 1 will end at 9:00pm EST Friday, or when majority has been reached. With 32 alive, it will take 17 to lynch.
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