Are there any voter testimonials we can read to help make up our minds? I mean besides the campaign managers/running mates... Not sure if it's both actually. If I vote KC do I get Mal too? What about Korr, do I get Zersch? These are things I would like to get to the bottom of. Same with Bryce although I'm probably looking at a candidate with a much freer schedule. :P
As your fellow friend I ask you for your votes. Help me so I can help you. Remember if you want someone who has experience and can handle the onslaught of trolls and bots, those people are us. We will bring FE to a better and more prosperous future. If Zersch and I are elected, we will show back our appreciation, with a drawing of $100 in amazon.com gift card money, and I will create the FE cards as promised.
And now I put on this bowl filled with milk and wear on my head with pride! For we charge on to a better future!
Spoiler
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Spanish milk smells worse and I had to wash my head well after this.
An exhausting 24 hours this has been... but it's all been in the name of the pig. And in the name of the people!
For the convenience to last minute voters - here is a small recap of the journey we've had together through this campaign trail. I will also throw my final words video here to a wider audience.
Our campaign banner
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Bryce is not very nice
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Jobs are meant to be finished, not left for the people to finish!
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An interview with Jeffrey
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:jeff: Okay thank you for your time!
:kc: You are most welcome, citizen
:jeff: 1) I see you made a video of Bryce. I'd like to know how you got such information and what the thought process behind your campaign was during the making of this video? Also, do you think this will help you earn undecided voters?
:kc: I got my information from a classified source! NOT NICE BRYCE voted in these roll call votes over the course of the past two years as a member of FE. I, like all of you, is a citizen of FE and I reserve the right to know how these men in power are spending our valuable posts and time. I believe anyone who cares about the future of FE will know where to stand now!
:jeff: Ahh I see I see, quite the controversy we have on our hands.
:kc: Quite, but nothing we can't overcome
:jeff: Lets move on to the next question
:kc: Certainly
:jeff: 2) You have been working hard at making citizen heds. These heds are a very important part of life at FE. How does this strategy help you win the favour of the crowd? Most FEers have heds already and might feel this is just a redudant marketing ploy. Do you believe it is? Or is there something greater we can look forward too?
:kc: Heds are the cornerstone of our community and showcase just how tight knit of a bunch we are. It is my goal that everyone have one. We will one day build a colony made entirely of the heds of our userbase. And it will be good.
:jeff: The citizens will definitely like to hear this I think
:jeff: 3) As you know, Korr already put out an ad accusing you of FE privacy rights when it comes to heds. How do you respond to such a claim?
:kc: Nonsense! If someone posts a picture of their head, we have a right to decapitate it and use it for many silly purposes!
:jeff: I can assume you only use what the citizen has shown of their own will right?
:kc: Correct!
:jeff: Alrighty then, a couple more questions and that will be all
:jeff: 4) The end is near. What can we expect from you in these last couple of hours? Any last ditch calls to people to sway their votes? Will you individually contact fellow citizens like Bryce has? Will you show us something that will wow the citizens?
:kc: Malion Q and I have a large project in the works that will be showcased throughout the day! It will truly represent why I deserve to be elected. Also! Thanks for the intel on Bryce, citizen! I was wondering what that shyster was up to.
:jeff: You are most welcome! (:
:jeff: Thank you again for your time, this interview shall go up shortly
An introduction
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An introduction for smartphones!
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BBPE: The Card Game!
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A whole new world
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IN ADDITION...
I feel most tacky for doing this but I feel I must respond to a certain promise made by one of my opponents here tonight.
Vote This Asshole For Mod @ 25/2/2014 17:12
a drawing of $100 in amazon.com gift card money
Now normally I would not lower myself to bribery. HOWEVER! Upon further thought... a gift to the masses is not such bribery as it is giving to the people we serve. As such, I will make a similar proposition as a show of my faith to the people!
I will do a random draw for $50! A price cut? Indeed, but at the expense of the greater good.... as I will be doing this for...
ONE YEAR!
Indeed, I will do a drawing for a $50 gift card on the final day of every month, culminating near the one year anniversary of my election date. Rather than one person being $100 richer, 12 of you will be $50 richer!
In any event.... 5 minutes remain. And it is time I wish you all a good night. Vote wisely and may the best man win.
