MAIN QUEST
You're stuck in a snowball arena and must fight one another. What do you do?
A. Immediately begin attacking
Greenday and Ari immediately begin to hurl snowballs left and right. Simplton likes what he sees and throws a handful of presents down to them as a reward. +8 PRESENTS
B. Run to gather up snowballs
Boc's the only person who decides to gather snowballs as the twisted game begins. Not only does he find a snowball, but a hefty amount of presents as well. +SNOWBALL. PRESENT TOTAL DOUBLED
C. Take cover behind a snow bank
Paco and Patrick both dive for cover behind a snowbank. Unfortunately as they dive, some of their presents fall from their bags. -4 PRESENTS
D. Try to escape the arena
KC, Vic, and Dylan decide they won't take part in the game and attempt to escape. They run to a nearby wall and hop onto it. Before they can lift themselves over the ledge, several guard elves arrive and blast them with a snow canon. YOU HAVE BEEN FROZEN
SIDE QUEST #2
Ari takes a quick minute to run towards the prisoner's location. He fumbles for one of his many keys as the prisoner stands back in the shadows and waits. Ari twists the key and pulls the iron bars open with a smile. He awaits his reward for rescuing the prisoner, when a blast of cold air freezes him in place. The prisoner was the Snow Miser, who relocks the bars and happily sits back down in his cell. YOU HAVE BEEN FROZEN
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ELIMINATION QUEST
As the horns blasted to signal the start of the game, the eight immediately scattered throughout the large arena. The hick elves cried out for blood.
Vic was struck several times right off the bat, but dodged a few successfully. Paco dove behind a snow bank and was able to keep his head down throughout much of the fight.
Boc saw a snowball incoming and ducked just in time, causing the snowball to hit KC instead. When Boc stood up and gave a smug smile, a snowball hit him on the back of the head.
Patrick stayed out of trouble entirely. He scurried to the middle of the stadium and began to work on unfreezing Vixen, hoping that no one would notice. Luckily for him, no one did. No snowballs came his way.
Most of the action was focused on two individuals....Ari and Greenday.
Ari the Snowman and Greenday the misfit elephant exchanged blows across the arena. Each was down in his own trench, gathering up snow balls and hurling them towards one another. Slowly but surely, the other competitors began to notice and joined in the feud. Ari was pegged several times by snowballs, which felt good against his cool Icelandic skin.
Greenday wasn't as comfortable with it. A snowball hit him in the side of the head, causing him to spin around with his arm raised. As he turned, a snowball came from the other direction and stuck him again. "CUT IT OUT!" he yelled.
Simplton watched with glee from atop his balcony, sliding his hand down the front of his pants as Simplton tends to do.
Ari and Greenday continued to pelt one another with snowballs. The two were worn out as they breathed in the cold air faster and faster. Finally, one of them fell...
It was Greenday. A final snowball from Ari nailed him in the center of his face. Greenday's heavy elephant body fell down to its knees, then onto its side. He was defeated.
The vicious hillbilly elves cheered as Simplton sounded the horns. "We have a loser!!" he said with a grin.
The eight inside the arena each fell the ground as the fighting finally subsided. Simplton called Greenday forth to face the balcony.
"YOU SIR! You have lost the battle. For that......."
"....you will pay with your life."
Simplton reached behind him quickly and grabbed onto a lethal looking snowball filled with shrapnel.
Greenday had no time to react. Simplton hurled the heavy snowball through the air straight towards him. The snowball hit Greenday against his forehead, but instead of bursting into smaller flakes, it stayed in place.
The other seven looked ahead at Greenday, who had his back turned to them. He stood frozen in place as his hand twitched by his side.
A moment later, Greenday dropped backwards and was facing the other seven. The snowball was embedded in his forehead. Shards of metal jutted out of it and had pierced his flesh. Simplton had a mean arm, apparently. Blood began to flow down Greenday's forehead and into his cold, dead eyes. He was gone.
Simplton laughed with joy and addressed Curtis and the rest. "LEAVE US NOW! You put on a good show...now begone."
Patrick regrouped with the rest, now with a freed Vixen in tow. Simplton and the rest of the hillbilly elves walked over to Greenday's body and began to t-bag his corpse. Curtis and the rest looked back and shook their heads in disgust as they left the arena.
Greenday has been eliminated
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Greenday: 19
Ari: 18
Dylan: 7
Vic: 7
KC: 3
Boc: 1
Paco: 1
Patrick: 0
KC: Block Ari
Boc: Block Vic
Greenday: Block Ari
Vic: Block Paco
Ari: Block Greenday
Dylan: Block Boc
Patrick: Block Greenday
Paco: Block Dylan |