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jks
HONK HONK
| Reputation: 61 | Group: | Elite | Posts: | 2,568 | Joined: | Jul 24, 2013 |
| Post #61: 11th Dec 2013 10:38 AM | |
Bye Samm :( | |
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Greendasshole
Count Vertical
| Reputation: -18 | Group: | Veteran | Posts: | 2,151 | Joined: | Jun 25, 2012 |
| Post #62: 11th Dec 2013 11:35 AM | |
Thanks Boc!
Bye Samm :( | Please ask me on October 1st if they woke me up. I've literally never heard it before and I'm definitely not tired of it. |
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KC
Shooore
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| Post #63: 11th Dec 2013 1:03 PM | |
I thank nobody nor wish anyone goodbye. |
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Paco Smurf
FE's resident Mexican
| Reputation: 5 | Group: | Elite | Posts: | 3,030 | Joined: | Aug 4, 2012 |
| Post #64: 11th Dec 2013 1:10 PM | |
That's not very in line with the holiday spirit KC. | Domo Arigato Paco Roboto
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KC
Shooore
| Reputation: 91 | Group: | Admin | Posts: | 11,438 | Joined: | Mar 1, 2013 |
| Post #65: 11th Dec 2013 1:17 PM | |
Samm is about to be brutally murdered by Curtis anyway, saying goodbye seems pretty tacky. |
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Vic
Sole Survivor
| Reputation: 112 | Group: | Legend | Posts: | 7,152 | Joined: | Aug 16, 2013 |
| Post #66: 11th Dec 2013 1:19 PM | |
Bye Samm | |
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Nofo
The Butcher
| Reputation: 2 | Group: | Legend | Posts: | 8,245 | Joined: | Jul 20, 2013 |
| Post #67: 11th Dec 2013 1:21 PM | |
Curtis can't kill me, I'm Jack Frost, I can just freeze him in a ice prison. | nav is ugly and i am pretty |
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Bryce
The Butcher
| Reputation: 100 | Group: | Legend | Posts: | 8,748 | Joined: | Jun 26, 2012 |
| Post #68: 11th Dec 2013 1:51 PM | |
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Curtis can't kill me, I'm Jack Frost, I can just freeze him in a ice prison. |
Or he'll melt you.
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Quizmaster Vern!
Of the people for the people
| Reputation: 57 | Group: | Godfather | Posts: | 28,173 | Joined: | Jun 28, 2012 |
| Post #69: 11th Dec 2013 2:35 PM | |
wow. rigged. I deserve a spot. | --------------------
Of the people, for the people!
YAW YAW YAW WINNER OF FELL GUYS! |
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Paco Smurf
FE's resident Mexican
| Reputation: 5 | Group: | Elite | Posts: | 3,030 | Joined: | Aug 4, 2012 |
| Post #70: 11th Dec 2013 2:39 PM | |
You can have 17th. | Domo Arigato Paco Roboto
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Bryce
The Butcher
| Reputation: 100 | Group: | Legend | Posts: | 8,748 | Joined: | Jun 26, 2012 |
| Post #71: 11th Dec 2013 2:49 PM | |
There's not even 17 people. | |
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Nobert
Cerberus
| Reputation: 102 | Group: | Elite | Posts: | 4,536 | Joined: | Jun 25, 2012 |
| Post #72: 11th Dec 2013 2:52 PM | |
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There's not even 17 people. |
That's why it'd be perfect for him | |
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Paco Smurf
FE's resident Mexican
| Reputation: 5 | Group: | Elite | Posts: | 3,030 | Joined: | Aug 4, 2012 |
| Post #73: 11th Dec 2013 2:53 PM | |
He's so bad that his ranking should actually skip a few spots. Having nobody in 14,15 and 16 is better than Vernon. | Domo Arigato Paco Roboto
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Curtis
First Place Dick
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| Post #74: 11th Dec 2013 2:59 PM | |
Boc stood beside Curtis, looking out over the nervous faces of Perry, Greenday, and Samm. He coughed into his plastic flipper and began to speak.
"So here I sit, the nicest boy of all
Having to decide to which naughty one death must befall
It is truly a rotten task, but one that I must do
Perry, you are safe
I'm not enough of a Grinch to do that to you
So it comes down to the two misfit toys
It is up to me to decide between those naughty boys
One came at me like an early bird
Did not miss a beat getting in a word
The other came later, and didn't have as much to say
And so for lack of better options, for that they must pay
Sry Samm pls forgive
But I'm afraid you are not fit to live"
“o ok thx guys” said Samm in his pretentious Samm manner. “bi.”
Samm stuffed his ten presents into his bag and prepared to leave. He went down the row of his fellow travelers and said his goodbyes.
"Bye Samm :( " said DD
"Bye Samm!" said Ari
"Thanks Boc! Bye Samm :( " said Greenday
"Bye Samm" said Dylan
"Bye Samm" said Paco
"Bye Samm" said Nofo
"Bye Samm" said Perry
"Bye Samm" said Patrick
"No." said KC
"Bye Samm" said Vic
"Bye Samm" said Bryce, with a wink. For Samm, that was perhaps the hardest goodbye of all.
Samm turned to Curtis. "so uhh...where do I go"
Curtis pointed his finger out in a direction. "The helicopter will pick you up just over that way!"
"o good." Samm replied.
Curtis took the remaining twelve and moved on as Samm walked further from the group, who soon vanished from sight. Deflated, Samm trudged through the deep snow in search for the helicopter.
Over the loud wind, Samm could hear snow crunching behind him. He whipped around......nothing. With his hand up above his eyes, he looked out through the thick snowfall, but no one was there.
Samm turned back around and was struck in the face by an assailant. The heavy base to Samm's Jack in the Box costume made him topple over, knocking him backwards into the snow.
The dark figure stood over Samm, blocking out the sun above them. Samm could hardly make out his attackers' face.
"...you?" he said, stunned.
"That's right. Me."
The figure reached down and violently shoved Samm into his large, square Jack in the Box base. The lid was slammed shut and Samm was stuff inside, his muffled screams hardly audible over the wind.
After winding the base up, the attacker let go. The lid burst open, ejecting Samm out of the box and high into the air. Samm screamed as he sailed out into the distance.
"FUCKKKK YOUUUU CURTIS!!"
Samm disappeared on the horizon line with a twinkle. Samm's assailant traced Samm's footsteps backwards and set off to hunt down the rest of the group.
Samm has been eliminated
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KC
Shooore
| Reputation: 91 | Group: | Admin | Posts: | 11,438 | Joined: | Mar 1, 2013 |
| Post #75: 11th Dec 2013 3:23 PM | |
rip in peace |
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