The six survivors decided to go home for a good night's sleep. Henry's rancid, rotting body was now covered with flies, and they just couldn't bear to send another to a similar fate. They all split off to their separate vehicles...all but one. One of them just refused to leave things be. They had more nefarious purposes in mind.
Matt stalked Patrick back to his car, keeping a healthy distance and employing the use of bushes to stay hidden. Patrick was now nearing his car, so Matt knew he had to act fast. His gun had incredibly poor range, so he couldn't shoot him from here. He had to move closer; it was time to make his move.
Patrick immediately snapped his head around when he heard someone furiously sprinting behind him. He turned to see Matt, his eyes reddened with rage, wielding a small pistol. Patrick could've made a break for his car, but instead, he stayed put.
"FILTH! SUBHUMAN...FILTH! All your sex, your violence...you really thought you could get away with it, did ya now?! You...all of you...you're just too brain-impaired to get it. And for that...you must die." Matt screamed as he closed in on Pat.
Patrick smiled.
"Did you forget about the bomb, Matthew?"
"HA! You IDIOT! Why else do you think I'm killing you?! Don't think you're special now. If you didn't attach that bomb to someone else, I'd surely be killing someone more useful...as useful as any of you IMBECILES can be, in any case." Matt yelled back as he continued to charge, now nearing point-blank range. He took a few more steps and slid his finger onto the trigger.
"I lied." Patrick grinned, as Matt squeezed the trigger.
Matt's eyes widened as he glimpsed a digital clock and some wires just inside Patrick's trenchcoat.
"My rage...is impotent no more." Patrick whispered as the bullet struck him in the chest.
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
Patrick AKA Impotent Rage, TOWN, has been wasted.
Item:
Sticky Bomb (0 left): Once during the course of the game, you can select a player (you can do this at any time, day or night). This will attach a sticky bomb to them, which will detonate upon being attacked. You may attach it to yourself.
Matt AKA Jack Thompson, SERIAL KILLER, has been wasted.
Items: Baseball Bat (1 use left): Each day, you may brutally murder someone with this. However, this will break after 5 uses.
Heavy Armor: This will protect you against one kill OR lynch attempt.
First Aid Kits (2 remaining): You may use these any time, day or night. Also, you may use as many as you wish at any time. However, you only have 8, so choose wisely. You are allowed to protect yourself.
Doctor's License (1 use remaining): Each night, you may select someone to therapize. They will tell you all the items they hold on them. However, this will only work 3 times, before people find out you're a hack fraud and will no longer open up to you.
Sniper Rifle: every night, you may pick a player. You will watch them and see who visits.
RPG (0 uses left): Once during the course of the game, you can select a player during a day phase that has lynch votes on them. They will be killed, and the explosion will take out the last person on their lynchtrain as well. Note: The day will go on after this kill.
SNS Pistol (2 bullets remaining): Every night, you may select a player to kill. However, this gun is rather weak, and only has a 50% chance of actually killing your target. You currently have enough ammo for 8 uses.
Minigun (0 uses left): once during the course of the game, you can go out for the kill and mow down your victim with your minigun. They will not be able survive the onslaught, no matter their protection.
Bong (0 uses remaining): One night during the course of the game, you can choose to pass the bong around and get everyone high. The next day, everyone, including you, will freak the fuck out. They will all receive unlimited lynchvotes, and two people will be lynched at the end of the day.
Tow Truck (enough fuel for 2 more uses): each night, you may pick a player. You will tow their car to wherever you want to take it. i.e., you will force them to use any actions they were planning to use on whoever you tow them to. However, you only have enough fuel to make TWO trips, so choose wisely.
Submersible (0 uses left): At night, you may you use this to escape. No one will be able to use any actions on you that night. You may not use this on consecutive nights. You currently have enough fuel for 2 uses.
Meanwhile, in a nearby part of the cemetery, Jeff, Roos, Korr, and FF were having a gay ol' time. Jeff grinned as he chucked a cannister of tear gas at FF, causing FF to bark wildly before passing out with a whimper. Korr closed in on FF with a stun gun but stepped directly into the tear gas and passed out on top of him.
Roos watched the whole event with an amused grin, as he stumbled around inebriated. "I still think KC is scum" he giggled to no one in particular.
boom
They heard a loud noise in the distance and went off to investigate. There they found Pat and Matt's obliterated remains.
"oh men did we win?" asked Jeff.
"I think so, Jeffrey, I think so" replied Roos.
FF barked excitedly.
And so, as the sun began to rise on a new day, Los Santos was finally free from the evil that sent the city spiraling into chaos. Amanda De Santa, Tao Cheng, Tracey Suxx, and Chop all held hands/paws and walked off into the horizon. They were truly a dream team. Prepared and capable of leading the city to a new dawn.
THE TOWN HAS WON THE GAME!
Survivors:
Roos AKA Tao Cheng
Alignment: Town
Item(s): Grenade (0 left): One night during the course of the game, you may choose to prime this and pass it to someone. That person will be forced to daykill someone, or else they will blow up. You may not use it on yourself.
Jeff AKA Amanda De Santa
Alignment: Town
Item(s): Tear Gas (0 left): Select someone to throw tear gas at. During that night, they will be roleblocked, as well as anyone who visits them. You currently have 3 tear gas grenades at your disposal.
ff_zero AKA Chop
Alignment: Town
Item(s):
None
Korr AKA Tracey De Santa
Alignment: Town
Item(s): Stun Gun: each night, you may pick a player to zap. This will render them unable to use any actions that night.
Seriously though I changed up my tactics. I contributed very very little on the first few days then acted like a jerk who hadn't read anything towards the end. This seemed to work. In previous games I've talked a lot more initially and tried to take it all seriously and ended up nightkilled or lynched because of it (like when I was Town Jack).
So I dunno I think I deserved to win, playing 'properly' clearly wasn't working for me so I played a different way and it worked, how could I not have deserved it?
"Kurtis Page isn't real, in fact he is an alias of a rogue program that murders people throughout the internet." - Korr
I don't think I was a great contributor before the holiday, but afterwards I was a disaster. Sorryabout that, but my access and availability has actually gone down during my vacation if that makes sense.
It is not bitter! I was town, and my lynch was exactly what I deserved.
However, looking at the mafia board, they didn't really deserve victory either. The perception that they were smart and dangerous was largely due to the SK's actions. Good game by the way Matt! It almost worked (:
Granted, your claim always bothered me, but clearly not enough.
