Oh shoot 5 minutes left. That’s what I get for chatting up the staff. We went to Olive Garden for some authentic Italian food. I love their bread!! If anyone goes tell Marcus I said hi. He was so cute and the captain of the football team! Go tigers!!

My kids always tell me I’m being a Karen when I shop at Target. It’s not my fault everything is disorganized, the managers just know more than some teenager on dope. LOL. Does this Karen have the true Karen hairstyle? Yuck. I would never. I don’t have the face for it LOL. Sweet Dreams!! ##vote Karen

Day Two Vote Count

Karen (6/8) - Kat, John Snav, Farlig, Sami, TiB, Glory
Farlig (3/8) - Boc, im317, Curtis
Sami (1/8) - Stargate
Ahoda (0/8) - Farlig

Deadline 9pm eastern

Before we depart for the night, let me know if you are interested in my cat litter invention- it auto cleans the litter box and plays custom music so the kitties can poop in style!

Final Day Two Vote Count

Karen (6/8) - Kat, John Snav, Farlig, Sami, TiB, Glory
Farlig (3/8) - Boc, im317, Curtis
Sami (1/8) - Stargate
Ahoda (0/8) - Farlig

The group didn't know either Brad or Hanif very well but they did their best to mourn them and pay their respects. They decided the best way to do that was to catch a killer today.

Kat stepped up first, finally focused after a few twirls. "Karen said she's not a Karen which is obviously a lie. I also think she probably had a problem with Hanif!"

A few murmured amongst themselves. John Snav growled and nodded his agreement.

"Where is Karen?" asked Farlig. Everyone looked around but no one knew where she was. Farlig frowned at this.

"I don't know, but Karen is guilty in my book unless she shows up and explains her lies to my satisfaction," declared Dame Sami.

The Captain came into the room, fresh off his yacht. "I say, this Karen gal seems suspicious, and she never even bought me a drink," he said sadly.

Glory spotted Karen slumped in the corner, apparently sleeping. "There she is. Look, my kids call me a Karen and I want nothing to do with one. She looks guilty to me. Just look at the way she sleeps!"

Everyone marched over to Karen, expecting her to defend herself. But Karen just snored.

Someone tossed Karen a blanket. Then they used it to smother her.

It was the end of Karen's world.

Spoiler

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Karen is a perfectly nice lady who is somewhere in her 30s or 40s. She's a mother of an indeterminate amount of kids, the oldest being a teenager, the youngest being younger and not a teenager. She has an etsy shop and sells home decor, mostly pillows and signs of the live laugh love variety, but some funny ones as well about cats and coffee and other relatable topics. That's actually her side hustle though; her real job is something else. Karen goes out of her way to not be a "Karen"! It's made her into a bit of a doormat, and honestly, it kind of ticks her off. She is deeply afraid, but also somewhat excited, for the end of the world. Player: Rose Basic Mafia Role: Town Vanilla Each day you may vote to lynch someone.

It is now Night Two. Deadline for actions is 8pm eastern Wednesday.