Things had taken a turn for the bizarre in Somebad, and that was saying something for this town. As the evening turned to night, TIB popped out of the local Verizon store with a brand new Galaxy S23. Wasting no time, he made a call to one of his cronies.

"Yeah, this town ain't got long" he spat, before the conversation quickly devolved into a two-way diatribe about all the dastardly things they were going to do to this town and its innocent citizens.

Suddenly, though, his convo was rudely interrupted.

"Hey, TIB's gonna have to put you on hold for a bit." a third voice came through.

"TIB?? Who the hell is that voice?"

"I...I don't know..."

After a short pause, the voice came back.

"Oh, did I say a bit? I meant...indefinitely."

Frustrated, TIB screamed into his phone.

"NOW who the hell--"

BOOM

A plume of smoke emanated from TIB's new Galaxy as his limp hand dropped it to the pavement. As the smoke cleared, one could see that the explosion had completely eviscerated half of TIB's face. His body soon collapsed with a thud.

TIB, MAFIA (Samsung galaxy s23 ultra), has been killed.
Your brand new phone has some unique capabilities! Somehow, you can see what people are hiding. Each night, you may select a person and learn what the name of their item is.

"sometimes i forget that things look different to people who dont know the truth." 317 sighed and shook his head while he absorbed all that the screen on his desk had to offer.

Suddenly, a very bad person bust in to his room.

"I'm gonna take that thing off your desk and kill you with it...BITCH!" they taunted.

"which one" im317 inquired.

"The--" the killer began to say before 317 cut them off.

"will it be the desktop computer?"

"No, the--"

"or I suppose it could be the monitor, speakers, mouse, keyboard, telephone, router, soda can and many empties, keys, plastic bags for picking up dog poop, 2 masks, a thing with blank CDs in it and another with DVDs. a worn Celtics stress ball, an autographed baseball from a old Mets minor league affiliate, a lamp, a bottle cap from a soda (take at least 1 to any non bruins game at the Garden as they make them take they from you at Celtics games and some concerts) an empty container, a container with some plastic bags in it, an empty gumball type container, a pair of bracelets from past Celtics playoff games that used to light up, a sports trophy bowl with change in it and a mini basketball from the Harlem Rockets on top of the bowl (minor league affiliate of the Globetrotters) that was once autographed by Jo Jo White but it was dont in a simple pen and wore off over the years, a adapter to let you use wireless Xbox 360 controllers with your computer, a backup storage drive, a tv remote..."

WHACK

317 was sent convulsing to the floor after being bashed with the very last item on his desk: his prized Kindle Paperwhite.

"yeah i know my desk is kind of a mess" 317 said, vaguely apologetically, as the Kindle came down once more, shattering both the device and 317's skull.

im317, TOWN (Kindle Paperwhite), has been killed.
Your simple Paperwhite has somehow achieved some remarkable abilities.

You have the following options each night (NOTE: each ability has two uses each):
- Reading material: view a random post from the mafia forum. Names will be redacted
- Cliffnotes: choose a player and find out the name of the item they're holding

It is now Day 4. The day will end at 7pm CST tomorrow or when a majority has been reached. With 10 alive, it'll take 6 to reach majority.

:popcorn:

I KNEW TIB was scum! We should’ve voted him instead of Maddie.

Go back and enjoy your vacation while we decide which of you, Nav, and badger to lynch today.

well someone clearly fucked with my day cop results yesterday

i think it was Curtis tbh

How’s the math looking Nav?

Does anyone have an item that can lynch 3 people with 1 lynch vote? That would be handy

Nav I believed in you. You let me down

Scum got some vote shenanigan action so we need to be more careful and less stray votes (speaking to myself here)

JJ how’s the weather? What’s the forecast looking like on your last day with us

jamie @ 7/5/2023 15:31

Nav I believed in you. You let me down

we can still salvage this jamie

just vote Curtis and it will all be ok

TheNavneet @ 7/5/2023 19:28

well someone clearly fucked with my day cop results yesterday i think it was Curtis tbh

Clearly. :(

Thisisbourbon @ 7/5/2023 15:30

How’s the math looking Nav?

its tricky man. could go either way

##lynch Curtis

shoulda happened on Day 1. lets not delay it any further

jamie @ 7/5/2023 19:33

JJ how’s the weather? What’s the forecast looking like on your last day with us

Sunny and hot but also very windy. It cools you off, though. Thanks for asking. How's your weather?