Today, we celebrate the life of Brian, the man who had a habit of being invisible. Even though we all knew he smelled of ridiculous riches, he was actually a big fat phony! Remember the time he puked up an entire cake? It had blue frosting and pink sprinkles going down the sides.

Suddenly, Brian’s casket began shaking violently and his corpse rose up, feet first, until he was fully floating. Dracula would be jealous of Brian’s fabulous rhinestone cowboy boots—Buffy certainly was.

Speaking of Buffy, patrolling the funeral for abducted pigeons had left her feeling hungry and horny.

"Spike," Buffy said excitedly, her favorite peroxide vampire her focus, "do you want to do some shots?"

"I thought you looked sad about the pigeons."

"Sad?"

Buddy vomited uncontrollably.

"Buddy!!!!" said Buffy.

Pigeon feathers covered