Ice shards rained down upon Curtis killing him. It was hard to tell, but everyone is pretty sure he said that Vern should be admin now and he admits he was wrong. Very wrong.


The room shifted and morphed yet again. Trees and bushes sprouted up everywhere. The climate changed. It all happened in a matter of seconds, really.


Suddenly our Final Three was in the jungle. They all had army uniforms on, but it looked more like Tropic Thunder than anything. Herm had a cigar and it made him look super cool.


I've literally made up every challenge this game on the fly and it's late and I can't think of anything else. So tomorrow morning when I have some coffee in me I will post the continuation of this story and the rules for the round :lol:

The Big Ole Butt

It's time for a battle in the jungle, F3!


Least amount of points after these 4 Rounds will be eliminated and then we enter the F2.


Part 1: Tame a beast to fight at your side

Roll ten 10-sided dice. Add up all those numbers. Each beast will give you a certain amount of points. Points are good.

#1 A Chicken: >15 (15 point)
#2 Giant Jungle Tortoise: 15-25 (22 points)
#3 Evil Robotic Madagascan Hissing Cockroach: 25-35 (26 points)
#4 Pack of Chimpanzees with Tophats: 35-45 (28 points)
#5 Gorilla with 3 arms and they're British: 45-55 (31 points)
#6 A normal crow, but it's named Fuckface McGee Jr: 55-65 (34 points)
#7 The crow's dad, Fuckface McGee Sr: 65-75 (36 points)
#8 Raptor that can shoot lava from it's nostrils: 75-85 (39 points)
#9 Dinosaur version of Pauluz: 85-100 (45 points)

[toll]1d10[/toll]
[toll]1d10[/toll]
[toll]1d10[/toll]
[toll]1d10[/toll]
[toll]1d10[/toll]
[toll]1d10[/toll]
[toll]1d10[/toll]
[toll]1d10[/toll]
[toll]1d10[/toll]
[toll]1d10[/toll]


Part 2: Send your beasts to battle!
Attack both of the other players. Roll 2 ten sided dice to determine their attack. Then add a bonus attack powerup to that roll depending on what #(above) beast from Round 1 you were able to tame. So do the following TWICE, and be sure for each one to note which player you are attacking. If you forget to do this, then the order of attack for the 3 of you shall be Merc, Herm, Spin. There are no negative points. If you send someone down past 0 from this, their score stays at 0.

[toll]1d10[/toll]
[toll]1d10[/toll]
+ the # to the left of the beast you were able to tame.

Whatever this number adds up to will be subtracted for that person's total score that you attacked.


Part 3: Hydrate!
After those long battle, you are parched, and need to hydrate! Roll the following. For every 4 and 7 you get, gain 2 points.

[toll]5d8[/toll]
[toll]5d8[/toll]
[toll]5d8[/toll]


Part 4: Escape the Jungle
Your beasts you tamed are pissed at you and have turned on you, so now it's time to escape the jungle. Also you hate mosquitos, fuck that! The bushes are shrubs and brush are super tall and thick so it takes a lot to be able to escape.

[toll]5d10[/toll]

You need to get MORE than 35 combined for the roll in order to escape the jungle, meaning if you land on 35 or less, the jungle pulls you back in.

1 attempt: 20 points
2-3 attempts: 17 points
3-6 attempts: 15 points
7-10 attempts: 12 points
10-15 attempts: 9 points
15-30 attempts: 7 points
30-50 attempts: 5 points
50-99 attempts: 5 points
100+ attempts: 1 point


Thank you, namaste, and good luck!

Herm you better draw the beast you end up taming!

Also, I'm a hosting genius FTR

Instead of rolling 10 1d10's, can we just roll a 10d10 instead?

I'll get on this once I'm back home.

Spin @ 26/2/2022 10:30

Instead of rolling 10 1d10's, can we just roll a 10d10 instead?

Yes

Rawr

Part 1: Tame that beast

Rolled: 60 (7+5+9+10+7+3+7+8+3+1) [10d10]

Ok, Fuckface McGee, the crow, let's do this thang.

I have 34 points.

Let's attack Merc first.

Rolled: 2 (1+1) [2d10]
and add the bonus of 6 to that amazing total.

Then, let's get Herm on the next pass.

Rolled: 18 (9+9) [2d10]
and add the bonus of 6 to that amazing total.

Could those rolls have been any different? LOL.

I think I see a pub over there. C'mon Fuckface McGee Jr., let's go see if we can get a drink.

Rolled: 26 (5+1+7+7+6) [5d8]
Rolled: 18 (5+2+2+5+4) [5d8]
Rolled: 20 (1+2+3+7+7) [5d8]

That was a nice drink. Got me 10 points back.

What, did you want some of that too Fuckface? Why didn't you say something? Why are you attacking me? Ahhhhhhhhhh!

Escape Roll #1:
Rolled: 19 (1+8+5+2+3) [5d10]

Escape Roll #2:
Rolled: 27 (1+1+9+10+6) [5d10]