VERN: Zersch, Curt, Stargate, Boc, Herm, Mal, Farlig, and Natalie... thank you for responding to my invitation for Season 1 of Vern's Dice Rolling Extravaganza!

Mal: Oh fuck I thought the invitation said Learn Rice Rolling Sushiganza! Can I leave?

Vern: No because *snaps fingers* all the water surrounding you is now lava and this pretty island you've been nude bathing on for the last 2 hours just went from heaven to HELL!

Zersch: (putting away his naughty adult toys) Oh ok so that's why everyone was naked. Yeah, sun bathing, same!

Vern: Shush before I threespot you pervy sage. IT IS TIME TO BEGIN. You're now in my world!!!! 8 of you stand before me on the Pretty Islands of Hell, but soon it will be 7 after you play in my dumb game of luck!!

RULES:

It's time to island hop! The lava is rising quickly and you need to jump from island to island to survive. Whichever two people make it the least far are gonna BURN like my bagel this morning and one of which will be the first eliminated in the game. Everyone else will vote for 1 of those 2 people and the person with the most goes home. If there's a tie, then we revote. If that ties, then we go to Vernrocks where I randomly pick a rock like in Survivor and one of you becomes super unlucky and dies instead.

Every island you need to jump further and further to get to. If you roll the same number or lower then you trip and fall on to whatever island you were just on, and that number island is your total score. Here's what you will roll (but replace the T in Toll to an R for Roll):

1: [toll]1d2[/toll]
2: [toll]1d6[/toll]
3: [toll]1d11[/toll]
4: [toll]1d13[/toll]
5: [toll]1d16[/toll]
6: [toll]1d18[/toll]
7: [toll]1d20[/toll]
8: [toll]1d22[/toll]

If EVERYONE is able to successfully roll higher each round then you all survive! :lol:

If there is a TIE for THREE OR MORE people then we will go to a Pretty Islands of Hell Off where those people will do this same shit again to determine a bottom two.

Vern: Any questions?

Curtis: No but guys before we start I just want to confirm I'm the worst admin

Vern: Yaw we know! OK GO!

Feel free to roll all your dice at once or one at a time for dramatic effect.

Zersch you naughty boi

I hope Stargate gets eaten by the lava sharks!

1: Rolled: 2 (2) [1d2]

2: Rolled: 5 (5) [1d6]

3: Rolled: 2 (2) [1d11]

Oh boy

wow its so much less stressful being on this side!

RESULTS:
Stargate - 2

Rolled: 1 (1) [1d2]

Easy

Rolled: 4 (4) [1d6]

Rolled: 8 (8) [1d11]