Shelli had a dream that Jeff left the shower on and the bathroom floated and everyone was wearing floaties. Audrey interpreted it.

Jeff: It's either Audrey or Steve (that will go home).
-Jeff walks away
Austin: Or you. #BB17

Austin to Vanessa: "Everybody's coming up to us like little bitches, like 'Oh, hey, yay!' Fuck you!"

Audrey really pushing her vote for Day as a mysterious America's Player vote like she did with Jace.

Didn't multiple people know that she told Day she was going to vote for her? Or at least that they were conspiring?

Shadow @ 9/7/2015 22:39

Jeff: It's either Audrey or Steve (that will go home). -Jeff walks away Austin: Or you. #BB17

Cash Mahony @ 9/7/2015 22:44

Austin to Vanessa: "Everybody's coming up to us like little bitches, like 'Oh, hey, yay!' Fuck you!"

Austin is so great. I want him and Vanessa to make a big but smart move this week

Quote

Vanessa: "I feel like you're very mature for 26." Becky: "Because I got hit by a train."

becky for best origin story since the joker

So many of the women don't know who Gronk is, it's like the men not knowing who Ariana Grande was last year.

Also, in case you haven't seen this glorious video yet: http://deadspin.com/gronk-erotica-exists-and-we-made-it-into-a-movie-1677453352

Cash Mahony @ 9/7/2015 21:10

So many of the women don't know who Gronk is, it's like the men not knowing who Ariana Grande was last year. Also, in case you haven't seen this glorious video yet: http://deadspin.com/gronk-erotica-exists-and-we-made-it-into-a-movie-1677453352

Lizia: "We don't know who any of the players are but we all remember Left Shark, for sure"

Vanessa to Austin- I want to make it so we're guaranteed to get either James or Jeff or Jason out #BB17
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yay

Jason please bye

Vanessa and Austin are discussing letting Vanessa keep HoH so that she gets the benefit of forging relationships all week while Austin gets plausible deniability when a guy gets backdoored.

Austin: "Fuckin' Audrey needs to stop! Can we sit her down and yell at her? Like 'STOP! You're making this so hard for us, why?'"

Shadow @ 9/7/2015 23:46

Vanessa to Austin- I want to make it so we're guaranteed to get either James or Jeff or Jason out #BB17 2 retweets 1 favorite yay

I support any move that helps me start getting names straight

I love Vanessa's ideas so far. She's going to tell Jason they won't put him up if he tells them who had the last laugh. Not that it matters, but I like that she's going to work this HOH.

If Vanessa stays HOH I hope Liz sleeps upstairs with her. They're hilarious together.