Tim/Dylan is a strong fucking ticket just based on name alone.

I accept the invitation to be your wingman, Bryce.

One time I accidentally de-69'd Jamie but shamefully re-69'd him when he voiced displeasure. I was but an innocent lad, I didn't know.

A vote for Bryce is a vote to tar, feather and excommunicate Igor from FE.

We also promise to work on healing the chasm between Darkus Black and FE.

And baby sock monkeys for everyone.

Jamie if we are elected you will be 69'd so often you will struggle to find time for anything but rampant 69ing.

JJ @ 9/11/2017 1:06

Edge @ 8/11/2017 23:29 A vote for Bryce is a vote to tar, feather and excommunicate Igor from FE. We also promise to work on healing the chasm between Darkus Black and FE. And baby sock monkeys for everyone. But Bryce said he wanted to pick Igor as his running mate. What say you to that?

Talk is cheap, action is everything. I'm standing here as his running mate and the policy is now anti-Igor.

As anti-Igor as we are pro 69.

Igor @ 9/11/2017 0:09

Edge @ 8/11/2017 22:29 A vote for Bryce is a vote to tar, feather and excommunicate Igor from FE. We also promise to work on healing the chasm between Darkus Black and FE. And baby sock monkeys for everyone. I'll assassinate you bitch

Don't act like you don't want a baby sock monkey.

You can't just say things like that during a campaign or you will be arrested.

KC @ 9/11/2017 2:29

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This brought a tear to my eye.

Nofo you know I love you.

As Bryce's running mate I suggest you come on home to us.