I dunno. I look so much like my dad that people occasionally mistake me for him. Albinism usually requires lighter hair than I have, too.
that's because your "father" had plastic surgery to fit your facial trademarks. and your skull was opened up so they could rip out all albino hair roots. then they implanted you new ones and covered up the scar. so good, you never saw it. but then again, who really sees a scar right on top of his head if they never shaved their heads, looking into a mirror?!
YOUR LIFE IS A LIE, SON
I KNOW, BECAUSE::::::^::::::YOU KNOW WHAT'S COMING
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
Just basic darwinism here in Iceland. So few females that you have to be hung to get laid.
OR, so few females that you have to carry around books for them on campus, knowing damn well she's off blowing another dude while you're sweating because of the extra weight :awesome:
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
Just basic darwinism here in Iceland. So few females that you have to be hung to get laid.
OR, so few females that you have to carry around books for them on campus, knowing damn well she's off blowing another dude while you're sweating because of the extra weight :awesome:
BUT, not getting laid.
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
Just basic darwinism here in Iceland. So few females that you have to be hung to get laid.
OR, so few females that you have to carry around books for them on campus, knowing damn well she's off blowing another dude while you're sweating because of the extra weight :awesome:
Thankfully she is capable of carrying her own stuff
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
In modern English it generally refers to the sexual fetish of the same name in which a male gains sexual gratification from his partner's having sex with other males.
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
In modern English it generally refers to the sexual fetish of the same name in which a male gains sexual gratification from his partner's having sex with other males.
