It's a thing Rose! Can we please play a game w/out SternVern tryhardwannabe?

Timmeh is kinda quiet. More Timmeh please

Buffy @ 2/8/2016 2:03

It's a thing Rose! Can we please play a game w/out SternVern tryhardwannabe?

That's why you're supposed to D1 him.

In his defense though all of us suck a lot this game

Bueno por lo que me queda 3 horas?

¿que más puedo decir?

¿Ayudaría si dijera que soy muy elástica?

I think I've seen this defense before. Over at GLB, we call it the "Johnny Special".

## Lynch Buffy

##tryhard

Permítame presentarme. Soy Sr. elástico! Que tenga buenas noches.

Angi, limpiar sus juguetes! Nadie quiere eso!

Ah

Why isn't Buffy hanging from a tree yet?

When I was scum I posted in another language too Buffy. I see you're taking lessons from the best.

Final Tally

Buffy – Curtis, Angi, Redster, Vernon, JC, Canuck, Ahoda [6/10]
Vlady - Rose [1/10]
Canuck - Dadd [1/10]
Vernon - Buffy [1/10]

"Oh my god," Wikey said, spilling coffee all over his keyboard as he saw how incredibly active the game had been throughout the night.
Day 3 had almost reached 10 pages. Double figures! The greatness was becoming overwhelming. With trembling hands he began to type out the end of day flavour, flavour with a U because Americans are fucking assholes who think they can reinvent a language older than their entire god damn country. Fuck you America. The rest of the English speaking world says FLAVOUR, get back in line.

Anyway, Buffy was in a bit of a pickle. After Angi's outburst the group had decided to talk about literally nothing else for the rest of the day.
"Welp," Buffy must be a killer," Curtis said.
"Yeah, I was right about that CUCK Herm," Brian said. "No doubt Buffy is another."
"Is Cuck an FE thing?" JC, or another GLBer asked (they all look the same to me).
A number of people started encircling Buffy. Ahoda came forward with a noose, whilst others began building a gallows with a speed and sureness that indicated they had done so many times before. Then Buffy showed up.
"Hey, I'm a hider, please don't lynch me."
"Buffy scum," Curtis said bluntly, and then he walked off, his business for the day concluded.
Buffy fumed.
"Come on guys, not again!" she protested, as several people restrained her and forced her up the steps of the already finished gallows. Redster put her head in a noose. It was at this point that Buffy suddenly started affecting a thick Scottish accent.
"Argh, fook the lot of ya, yee bloody no good Sasanachs!"
Everybody was puzzled by Buffy's sudden change of accent, but this only spurred them on to hurry her execution.
"Any last words?" Ahoda asked Buffy, as he prepared to pull the lever and hang her.
"Aye, ave got some last words," Buffy replied, clearing her throat. She began to recite a poem.
"Czeslaw Milosz has moved to Krakow,
I heard from his Swedish translator yesterday,
to draw in with a deep rattling breath
the concrete dust by the building scaffolds,
breathed out again as the muse speaks her last.
And yet it-"
Ahoda yawned and pulled the lever. Buffy fell through a trap door, head in noose, and seconds later a sickening snap was heard.

Buffy has been lynched.

Spoiler

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Player: Buffy Object: Gerard Butler Flavour: Gerard Butler is an actor from Scotland. Apparently he is quite good. However, a combination of recent bad reviews and news of the Brexit result has driven Gerard insane. Alignment: Mafia Role: Actor Description: When sent out for the kill, you can disguise yourself as another player. If your kill target is watched, the player you are disguised as will be seen visiting them instead. If you are tracked, you won't be seen visiting anyone.

It is now Night 3. Send in your night actions! Day 4 will start earlier than usual, or later than usual, depending on how quickly I receive actions. I aim to move the start/end times back to more sociable hours.

i closed this topic to respect the fallen cuck's wishes