Round 1 - Challenge 3: Rap Battle

Jeff and Henry have been picked to face off in a rap battle. Jeff, since you received more votes, you get the honor of starting this battle off. Each will write two verses about the other contestant, after which a winner will be decided.

order:
Jeff
Henry
Jeff
Henry

Because of the nature of this challenge, this won't be 24 hours like most. This can run all the way until Round 1 if need be, but hopefully it won't take THAT long!

Also if anyone catches Henry in the cbox one of these upcoming nights, make sure to link him (:

Or just spam the link in the girls or GTA thread

Here we go friends, excuse the lateness, bad cold etc set me back a bit!

Yo yo Henry here smokin a blunt namsayin?
I finally got my PS3 here so I can play Max Payne
Yo dat Jeff bitch, I wanna crack open his skull
for hatin the game without knowin much at all
What the fuck is wrong with him oh men?
Fuck you this game keep playin it again.

My liife is great with dem girls
I have one who play GTA and twirls
Fuck the government, they're a conspiracy
I'm always coming up with crazy damn theories
I'm smokin a joint while promoting R*
I gotta somehow pay off my debt with my creditcard

That..........was beautiful

pretty much what I expect from Jeff. I wonder if Henry even knows he's supposed to battle jeff yet or not.

Anyone remember Jeff's pirate shanty where he beat Stunflower Jonez?

I'm still not over that :)

I am a little disappointed, I was expecting him to actually rap it and make a video. Now that would be worth so much more.

So is this over?

Boc @ 10/1/2014 23:55

Because of the nature of this challenge, this won't be 24 hours like most. This can run all the way until Round 1 if need be, but hopefully it won't take THAT long!

I await the great German's response.

okay wait a sec...when is the deadline? I have no time these days. and how much do I need to "rap"? 16 bars?

lemme roll one up and then I give you a freestyle etc....just writing what comes to mind...when thinking of...JEFF

Henry_42 @ 14/1/2014 16:29

okay wait a sec...when is the deadline? I have no time these days. and how much do I need to "rap"? 16 bars? lemme roll one up and then I give you a freestyle etc....just writing what comes to mind...when thinking of...JEFF

Just match the length that Jeff wrote. Then he gets a REBUTTLE and you get the final rebuttle. There's no set deadline, just until the first round ends which will still be about a week

@ curtis

aight. sounds good! ain't got time right now really. on the jump....and I simply CAN'T rap half-assed, not how I roll. I will do it tomorrow or the day after that.

Time is quickly running out my Henry!