and welcome to.......


(Soon to be made with something better than paint!)


To provide some basic backstory like all good heroes have, we shall start from the beginning...














and then a whole lot of stuff happenend!


That sounds like ample enough backstory, don't you?


To open our story, we find our heroine eagerly awaiting the signal from the all powerful Abi Maria as to the opening of the brand new season of Epic FvFvF! Suddenly... one day about a week or so ago... the signal appears, bright and Mexican in the sky. Kinda looked like this guy below.


Anywho, our heroine rushes to the forums (which it takes her like a half hour to find again) and immediately signs up, happier than a clam. Shortly after, the seemingly wonder Abi Marie puts her on a tribe: Fuerza. It is a nice little tribe, filled with good people, good spirits, and great opportunites. One of the first people Danni meets is Erik Reichenreallylongname. He seems nice enough and, lucky for her, he is a newbie, just like her. Seeing good potential in his good personality, unquestioning loyalty, and slight naivete, she immediately takes him under her wing and the dynamic Danger Duo was formed. Shortly after the duo was formed, a new girl approached the two, eagerly looking to create a solid relationship with one or the other. But, much to her surprise she created an excellent relationship with both. But she could not make an separate alliance with each... so, unaware of the already established Danger Duo, Danni quickly reached out and offered Michelle a spot with the Duo. Eager to join the crime fighting powerhouse, Michelle accepted and the Danger Duo expanded into the Terrific Threesome { ;) }. Danni was as happy as this guy below.



With her pregame scheming done, and several other connections made with Stephen, Amanda, and others, she laid her keyboard to rest, awaiting the first challenge. But her success was short lived...

The next day, our heroine checks the forums, and whats this!!! Abi Maria has revealed her true, horrid, form! She was not the nice woman from survivor... she was in fact the nefarious......



Dr. Evil who recently got a SEX CHANGE




She decides to commit her first act of nefarity... moving our heroine from the tribe she has worked a week with to a brand new tribe on the first day of the game, giving her no time to create alliances on that tribe. ( BTW, Abi, that was a totally ridiculous move. if you moved me a week before, ok. i understand. but the day of the first challenge announcement, that was just plain f***ing wrong. move one of those who joined in later. Better plan for the tribes. SOMETHING. that was just unfair tbh. BUT, i shall deal with it. Just notes for the future.)

What will our heroine do? Who will she turn to? She has been left in a hostile environment with little connections to anyone and a psychopath lurking in the area (who will be revealed in later issues).

SUDDENLY, out of nowhere, Chef Gordon Ramsey (or whatever his name is)((Chef Joe for those of you with no sense of humor)) opens up a chat with her and begins to see value in our heroine. But Chef Gordon was not the only savior in sight. An old friend, Yul Kantthinkofapunforhim appears and begins to reestablish contact with our heroine. Shortly after, Yul offers Danni a spot in another newly formed super-syndicate, The League of Awesome. Within this super league, a tight night group. Upon entering their great hall, Danni is greeted by familiar faces- Chef Gordon Ramsey, Yul Kantthinkofapunforhim, himself, and Heather Damnyouhavealongnametoo. Sitting pretty once more in her new alliance, Danni has not forgotten her fellow mates in the Terrific Threesome. But trouble appears to be stirring back in the Fuerza tribe. Erik has told Danni another, larger alliance might be forming in Fuerza, putting her two mates in potential danger down the line.

What will Danni do to help her friends? What will happen to the League of Awesome? What more does the newly feminized Dr. Evil have in store for the other heroes? Found out next time on....