Now, to insult every juror:

-Ronnie, you're too nice. Show some edge, you fucking asshole.
-Shontayla, you can't make up your mind if you want to be nice or not. One minute you're nice to me, and then the next, you're being a meanie head butt face to Jerri? Not cool.
-Yul, you're an asshole that only looks out for himself. Now, I know what you guys are thinking. "But Erik, isn't dat de point if survivah?! Das no nice!" Well, I have a counter-argument for that, and it's fuck you.
-Michelle, bitching about my bitching does not negate said bitching. It piles on the bitch sandwich that has a foul taste and is sold for $4.39 at your local Burger King.
-Mike, holy fuck Mike, your abs are too perfect. I can't concentrate on my work anymore. I can't sleep at night. What kind of person does that?! Assholes do.
-Sierra, if you were the mastermind of this game, how come you got voted out? Checkmate, atheists.
-Kim, you say LOL and LMAO every single time in upper case. Is Kim actually Chef, posing as a girl with a good social game, or is it just that season feels the need to shout every time she laughs? Tune in next week to find out!
-Eric, your signature doesn't have anything to do with you. Please, you're an idiot? Come the fuck on. Fuck yourself.
-Jeremiah, what the fuck, man? You question whether or not I was lying to you about our F3 deal? When did I ever lie in this game before that? I had a perfect track record. Fucking penisdick.
-Heather, is there a water slide that connects your ears straight to your mouth? Because that's what it fucking felt like when we spoke.
-Zmanda, I thought long and hard, but I couldn't think of anything bad for you. You pass this round.
-Kmanda, I know I'm only suposed to do the jury, but it's spelled DEFINITELY, with an I, no A's in that word! As in, I definitely want to kick your ass!
-Jerri, why are all of your answers formatted to be the center font!? Left is always right, bitch! Go traditional, Jesus christ!
-Erik, you self voted, you made shitty moves, and you insulted everyone for what reason? To get more votes? Did you ever think that you were throwing your votes in the trash by saying those things? You're the biggest idiot here, and that's a fucking FACT. OF. LIFE.

I hope that answers your question

Omg

Erik Reichenbach @ 28/8/2015 23:01

-Heather, is there a water slide that connects your ears straight to your mouth? Because that's what it fucking felt like when we spoke.

The Yul Kwon @ 29/8/2015 2:08

Erik Reichenbach @ 28/8/2015 23:01 -Heather, is there a water slide that connects your ears straight to your mouth? Because that's what it fucking felt like when we spoke.

Hold on, Imma reformat this. If I can find a way to make these three prompts funny, I'll change it. As of now, these will forever be lost in the deep depths of the internet. RIP

Oh, uhh, guess I'm fighting for the throne too.

I'm fucking Erik of Rombien, lord of trees, master of forest. I have 30,000 tree men lined up along the outer walls of Kings Landin', ready for the go. Jerri I'd held up inside, basically being Cersei. She doesn't want to surrender because she is too busy fucking Ronnie or something, idk. My tree men barge into the city, rampaging every single house, store, movie theater, blacksmith, brothel, gun shop, and cigar lounges in the city as I storm the castle. The Queen's army is no match for my beautiful tree men, storming the castle and allowing me to raid from the top of the castle due to my magic tree growing abilities, walking inside from a branch. I easily conquer the Queen's guard with a stick in one hand, and a rum & coke in the other. I approach Jersei and throw my glass at her face, killing her instantly while I pull another one from my pocket. Mt army took a small hit of 13 trees, but luckily I have enough left over to get high as fuck. As I do, I hear from one of my tree spies that Kmeese is off on a boat, running around shouting, "WHERE IS MY WIFI?!?!" I take a seat on the iron throne, roll a joint, and pass out due to overwhelming amounts of pussy.

Erik Reichenbach @ 29/8/2015 2:28

Oh, uhh, guess I'm fighting for the throne too. I'm fucking Erik of Rombien, lord of trees, master of forest. I have 30,000 tree men lined up along the outer walls of Kings Landin', ready for the go. Jerri I'd held up inside, basically being Cersei. She doesn't want to surrender because she is too busy fucking Ronnie or something, idk. My tree men barge into the city, rampaging every single house, store, movie theater, blacksmith, brothel, gun shop, and cigar lounges in the city as I storm the castle. The Queen's army is no match for my beautiful tree men, storming the castle and allowing me to raid from the top of the castle due to my magic tree growing abilities, walking inside from a branch. I easily conquer the Queen's guard with a stick in one hand, and a rum & coke in the other. I approach Jersei and throw my glass at her face, killing her instantly while I pull another one from my pocket. Mt army took a small hit of 13 trees, but luckily I have enough left over to get high as fuck. As I do, I hear from one of my tree spies that Kmeese is off on a boat, running around shouting, "WHERE IS MY WIFI?!?!" I take a seat on the iron throne, roll a joint, and pass out due to overwhelming amounts of pussy.

Doesn't matter, had sex

Mike Dutz @ 28/8/2015 23:44

Jeremiah Most of these seem fair, but why should I apologize to Fabio? Jerri at least has a reason to apologize to Mike, and Kmanda definitely has a reason to apologize to Kim, but Fabio was totally cool with being idoled out, and I talked with him after the vote, and he was super cool about it with no hard feelings. Like, out of all the people I have to apologize to, like Zmanda who I voted for once and would have twice while she carried me through quite a few votes, or Eric, who I turned my back on when it was convienent, or even Michelle, for not giving her as much credit in my opening statement? It doesn't seem right to me that I should apologize to someone that was totally cook with leaving by an idol.

why the fuck does that quote say jeremiah lmao

Erik Reichenbach @ 29/8/2015 0:28

Most of these seem fair, but why should I apologize to Fabio? Jerri at least has a reason to apologize to Mike, and Kmanda definitely has a reason to apologize to Kim, but Fabio was totally cool with being idoled out, and I talked with him after the vote, and he was super cool about it with no hard feelings. Like, out of all the people I have to apologize to, like Zmanda who I voted for once and would have twice while she carried me through quite a few votes, or Eric, who I turned my back on when it was convienent, or even Michelle, for not giving her as much credit in my opening statement? It doesn't seem right to me that I should apologize to someone that was totally cook with leaving by an idol.

Wait wtf am I relevant again?

abi @ 29/8/2015 0:50

They can do it if they want but you quit the jury, you're not getting to vote. Fabio can get to vote if he wants

EVIDENTLY I AM WOOT