Amanda that is fucking amazing, I skimmed but im gonna go back and read the whole thing when I have some time. Girl you have balls for having Abi voted off 2nd lol, here's my first episode your gonna love this. I just didn't have time to finish cause I went on a trip.














Episode 1:

Upon landing on the beach, the Bayon tribe had no problem building a shelter. The women gathered material while the men built, and Stephen basically followed their lead.

Ciera and Monica while carrying a fire log shared stories over Ciera's mom, Laura, and quickly formed an alliance. Laura told Ciera pre-game that Monica would be trustworthy ally.

Savage and Jeremy as well hit it off right away and began talking about potential allies to go with. Jeremy was wary of Keith from San Juan Del Sur and suggested they maybe speak to the women.

Takeo tribe was a bit different. Terry was very shelter driven, but everyone else not so much. The team immediately scrambled to find alliances. Woo and Spencer made an early pact. Vytas told the women stories of his life as a druggie, charming PG and Shirin in particular.

The older players, Terry, Varner and Kelly are shown shaking hands in the woods, hoping to bring their game to the end. The game was on


At the first challenge, "A Quest of Fire", the tribes had to grab torches and push a large crate to the finish. Both tribes appeared to be pretty evenly matched. Ciera slipped about halfway, nearly costing them the lead. However, Varner's endurance simply gave out, and he couldn't keep up with his team. Since all members of the team needed to be on the matt to finish, he cost them the win.

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wins the first immunity challenge!

At Ta-Keo beach, Varner emphatically apologized for is failure at the challenge, nearly in tears. Spencer and Vytas are seen off talking in the next scene, Vytas telling Spencer that Terry, Varner and Kelly Wigglesworth are close and offered him a 4th place in the alliance, but he rather work with younger crowd.

Upon hearing this news Spencer, Vytas and Woo talk with PG and Shirin about the vote. None of them like Wigglesworth and find her standoffish, but Varner's failure at the challenge is difficult to ignore.

During the chat, Shirin yells "shit!" when she sees Wentworth spying on them in the woods, who runs off after she was spotted. Wentworth tells Abi who gets upset, and comtemplates working with Varner's group to vote off Shirin, who is seen as the shrewest player



At tribal council Jeff brings up Varner's challenge fail and pries into group dynamics. Wentworth cringes when Abi blurts out about the alliance she was told about, and she regrets informing Abi. Shirin rolls her eyes and claims it wasn't an alliance but just a vote discussion. Varner interjects and speaks of her Jury Speech and how she's already a millionaire.


The votes comes down:

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SHIRIN VARNER SHIRIN SHIRIN VARNER VARNER VARNER VARNER "It was a blast to play again, it kinda feels nice tbh to have not been screwed by a silly tiebreaker rule. I did my best but I guess I didn't in shape to keep up with all these young kids. The game is so fast now I just couldn't keep up."

I hope people see the F7 as the time to make a move, I think there are some players who need to recognize they will not win the game much less make the finals without making a move this round!

Amanda Zuckerman @ 13/8/2015 23:30

Episode 1: (The castaways all meet each other on the mats after riding a long bus all the way from the finale party in NYC to the island of Cambodia. They are quickly separated into tribes. The Bayon tribe consisting of Andrew,Jeremy, Joe, Keith, Stephen,Tasha,Monica, Kimmi, Kass,and Ciera. The Ta Keo tribe consisting of Jeff, Spencer, Terry, Vytas, Woo,Abi,Kelly,Kelley,Pg, and Shirin.) (Alliances were formed almost instantly back at camp. Jeremy, Joe, and Monica quickly formed a trio.) Jeremy: Yo dawg, its us 3 to the end, ya’know what im saying nig? (While smoking a palm leaf) Joe: *smiles and flexes* Monica: You both are fucking stupid, but if I could play on a season with Russell I can work with you. During the tribe shelter being built Stephen and Tasha have a argument. Stephen: Tasha, you NEED to lay the leaves out flat or rain will get in.. Tasha: LISTEN YOU MUTHA FUCKA, DONTCHU KNOW I KNOW DAT ALREADY I AINT BOUT TO LET MAH WEAVE GET WET THIS SHIT AINT CHEAP Stephen: Tasha… you are just laying down the leaves in a circle Tasha: THIS IS MAH PRAYER CIRCLE, LEAVE ME DA FUQ ALONE I AM FOXXY TASHA BITCH. (Stephen, Kass, and Andrew are out collecting water and form an alliance as well) Stephen: I am sick and tired of Tasha..she is taking all of our husk and weaving it into her hair we literally have none left Kass: Well I know I am a crotchety old lady with no friends so if you guys want to make something happen here I am down with you guys.. Andrew: Lets do it right now, I am with you guys 100%. (On Ta Keo) (Alliances on Ta Keo were formed just as quickly. Woo, Pg, and Vytas are swimming in the ocean) Woo: duuuude…like….we should totally…make an alliance…we have two asians….and like…a yoga guy…he is like….our mister miyagi….. PG: ming tao bing tao ting yoing ke Vytas: We shall become one with the earth mother, she agrees to this alliance, for I have forseen it in my meditations. (Meanwhile Abi, Jeff, Shirin, and Terry are sunbathing and are watching the group in the water from afar) Shirin: Those three are getting awfully close.. Terry: I can see that… Abi: Si! Si! Ayyyyyyy Muchahas talk so much! Me FRIO!! Chinka girl no speak de english me no like! Jeff: Gurrrrrl you is some kinda freaky, but i like you, I like my latina girls to sizzle hunny. -snap snap- GURL you betta WERKKK. Shirin: I think us should form something before its too late. (The rest of the group agrees.) (At the immunity challenge six members from each tribe would race to assemble a boat from seven pieces and seven planks and then paddle the boat out into the ocean to light their torch from the raft. Once the six members return with the fire and the seven planks, the remaining four tribe members would assemble a puzzle. The seven planks from the boat would then be used to assemble a ladder to the top of a platform and place the completed puzzle in a slot halfway up. The first tribe to have their whole tribe at the top of the platform and light their fire barrel would win.) (Barely leading in the puzzle Bayon wins the First immunity of the season!) (Back at Ta Keo Camp) (The alliance of Pg, Vytas, and Woo are talking in the woods, unfortunately being overheard by Abi who was hiding in the bushes trimming her armpits.) Vytas: I had a vision as I looked into the water. The earth is telling me that Jeff, the gay is an abomination and must go.. Woo: Wow…like..woah dude…the water really tells you that? wow….it must be true…. Pg: Poing poing quiayagong tinka poh Vytas: It is decided then..the gay man must go. (Abi runs back to her alliance of Jeff, Terry, and Shirin to tell them the news) Abi: AMIGOS!! Me hear mean yoga man want hurt jeff and vote out! He say he no like gays! Jeff: Gurl you betta be shittin me hon, we betta vote his ass out! This is one queen you do NOT want to be on the wrong side of! Shirin: Oh my god, I feel personally attacked right now even though hes not even talking about me…like….wow. Terry: Lets vote out Vytas and get rid of the head of the snake! I am going to tell everyone else to vote Vytas. (Terry goes and talks to several other people in the tribe and gets them on board) (At Tribal Council) Jeff: I JUST WANT TO CALL OUT VYTAS FOR BEING A HOMOPHOBE AND SAY PLEASE VOTE HIS ASS OUT! He is not fierce hunny, and he has got to go. Vytas: I rebuke this..I ask the earth for guidance..and he says his name… Jeff: OH HELL NO, Girl if I wasn’t a classy lady I would slap the shit outta you hunny. (Probst shakes his head, Its time to vote) (one by one each person goes to the podium to vote) Abi: You not of nice to Gay! Me friend! -she writes- Jeff: SASHAY AWAY BITCH -he writes- Vytas: Dont hate mother earth..she has spoken… -he writes- Kelly: So..like..do i write a name here? (production nods) -she writes- (Probst counts the votes) Jeff Vytas Vytas Jeff Jeff Jeff Vytas Vytas Vytas Vytas With 6 votes, Vytas first person voted out of Survivor: Second Chances. (Vytas’s Final thoughts) Vytas: Mother Earth is not forgiving..this tribe will reap what is sows…and judgment will come down upon them..

Amanda Zuckerman @ 13/8/2015 23:32

Episode 3 Bayon Tribe: Andrew Jeremy Joe Keith Stephen Tasha Monica Kimmi Kass Ciera Ta Keo Tribe: Jeff Spencer Terry Abi Kelly Kelley Pg Shirin (Ta Keo comes back to camp) PG: MAO NUH TAOLING LANG! (she cries and lays on a log until morning while the tribe sleeps) (Immunity challenge: Each player uses a sandbag to push against the other player. First one to push the other one into the mudpit wins the round. First tribe to eight points wins.) (Once again, the Bayon tribe wins immunity, it seems they are completely decimating Ta Keo) (At Bayon) (Kass and Ciera are collecting firewood) Ciera: You know, you remind me of my mom Kass, lets work together, im really home sick and I could use a mother figure Kass: I had three abortions and have never been a mom, so if you trust me enough not to scramble you up like a omelette then I am down for it. Ciera: That’s the nicest thing anyones ever said to me. (At Ta Keo) (Kelley is taking a walk in the woods) Kelley: Ya know, im a farmers daughter and being out here is like working on the farm, I swear to the lord I saw a chicken running in these here woods, let me go see if i can git it! (kelley starts looking around and spots an unusual rock) Kelley: Oh my lord! This rock has the same shape as my pa’s head! let me take a look at it! (Kelley picks up the rock, and under it lay the hidden immunity idol) Kelley: OH MY LORD! I FOUND AN IDOL! My PA IS GONNA BE SO PROUD OF HIS LITTLE GIRL! (Back at the tribe camp Pg goes to cry on the log more after losing the challenge) Shirin: You know..if you made the effort to learn english we would like you. PG: MINAG NOAI TOAPO TINYO YAIING YOHAI! -she spits on shirin- Shirin: Wow i am feeling really personally attacked right now…and as a person with no soul…i am really offended… PG: UPAD MUIAN NOKAI!!!! -She grabs a machete and pretends to slice at shirin- Shirin: Woah..like put the samurai sword down Mulan… (The majority Alliance Shirin, Terry, Abi, and Jeff go off to talk about the vote) Shirin: We have to get this crazy chinese lady out of here..she is going to go crouching tiger hidden dragon on us. Terry: I agree Abi: Chinka adios no amigo también! Jeff: OH GOD I am NOT super happy about this vote because she does my nails AMAZING but if its what you guys want, bettah keep it fierce hunny. (Kelly, Spencer, and Kelley are getting drinking water and have a chat) Kelly: So…i dont know..like..what to vote on? but I think Terry isn't good because he has a gap in his teeth and it like bothers me. Spencer: No one has come to me about the vote OR ANYTHING I am really frustrated, do you think thats where majority is going to go? Kelley: No one really talks to me either..but yeah, Kelly do you think thats is where majority is going to go Kelly? Kelly: -nods stupidly- (Tribal Council) PG: MAO TAO YING YANG PING PONG SUKI! Abi: Chinka has gona loca! Shirin: PG, has gone completely godzilla on us..and she is actually really offensive.. Kelly: I like…water…with ice.. (Voting) Abi: ADIOS MIA -she writes- Pg: MUCKLA! -she writes and then stabs parchment with machete- Shirin: I am scared for my life..and like..really offended at the same time..-she writes- Spencer: I am just doing what Kelly said the majority is going for -he writes- (Probst reveals the votes) PG PG Terry Terry Shirin PG Terry Pg 4-3-1 PG, the tribe has spoken. (Pg’s final words) Pg: -flips off camera- molai tingaya moi tai!!!!!!!!!!!

Episode 4:

Bayon Tribe:
Andrew
Jeremy
Joe
Keith
Stephen
Tasha
Monica
Kimmi
Kass
Ciera


Ta Keo Tribe:
Jeff
Spencer
Terry
Abi
Kelly
Kelley
Shirin

(Ta Keo tribe comes back from Tribal Council and Spencer takes Kelley and Kelly aside)

Spencer: Kelly! I thought you said that was where the majority was going!

Kelly: The majority of what?

Spencer: GOD! -he fumes- what is wrong with you?!

Kelley: oh my lord..kelly you just made us look like a couple of hogs wrestling in a pillow case…lord we are gonna stick out like a farmers thumb on crop day..

Kelly: -starts to cry- guys..im sorry i just dont know what this all is…

(On Bayon Kass is wondering around looking for the idol)

Kass: If I were an idol…where would I be?

(Kass starts digging around in a bush and comes across a branch shaped like a penis. She looks around to see if anyone is looking, and quickly puts it in her bag, it might come in handy later. She then continues digging in the bush and VIOLA a hidden immunity idol)

Kass: OH my god! This is better than the season finale of the Golden Girls, like wow, this old lady has some power now! CHAOS KASS IS HERE TO PLAY!


(Immunity challenge: One castaway would be strapped into a wooden spherical cage and would have to guide two blindfolded castaways in rolling the cage through a maze through the forest. At the end of the maze would be a labyrinth-like table maze. The castaway inside the cage would then have to guide four blindfolded castaways in solving the table maze. The first tribe to finish the table maze would win.)

(For the first time in the game, Ta Keo wins immunity!)

(After their defeat, the Bayon tribe goes back to camp feeling extremely upset)


Alliances: Jeremy, Joe, Monica
Andrew, Kass, Stephen,

(The alliance of Kass, Andrew, and Stephen congregate)

Kass: I really don’t like Keith..there can only be one old person on this tribe and I think I have proven myself, all Keith talks about is going to church and molesting altar boys.

Stephen: I mean..its a risky move..but im willing to do it.

Andrew: We have to get a few more people, lets basically spread it around that Keith is a child molestor and I think we can get the votes.

Stephen: I think I have decent relationships with people, leave that part up to me.

(Stephen goes to several people telling them wild stories of Keith kidnapping kids in a white van and molesting them, that he has 10 wives, and he kills lions)

(The alliance of Jeremy, Joe, and Monica meet up in the woods)

Jeremy: yo guyz, are you hearing diss sick ass shit about keith man? (while smoking a coconut husk)

Joe: *smiles and flexes*

Monica: Well, I played with Russell Hantz, and he used to make up stories just like Stephen I think Stephen is lying and we need to get his ass out or he will make it to the final 3 and lose.

Jeremy: alright, im coo with this (he takes another hit off his husk)

Joe: *smiles and flexes*

( At tribal council)

Stephen: I think the vote tonight is very obvious.

Monica: I played with Russell Hantz, and..votes aren’t always as obvious as they seem…

Jeremy: Man these peeps are crazy yo (while smoking a fish’s tail)

(voting begins)

Keith: I heard lots o’ stuff bout me..and it aint right.. -he writes-

Kimmi: I AM SICK AND TIYAAD of THIS MAYNE AND HE RAPES KIDS -she writes-

Joe: *smiles and flexes* -he writes-

(The votes are read)
Stephen
Kimmi
Kimmi
Stephen
Keith
Keith
Keith
Keith
Stephen
Stephen

(The first tie of the season!)
Stephen: GUYS GUYS! Do not vote me out! Keith is a child molestor okay?! He lures kids to his house with candy! Like we can’t let him win this money! He will buy so many white vans to kidnap kids! Please!

Keith: He done lost his damn mind y’all i reckon if y'all keep me safe id do lots more ‘round camp now ya’ hear.

( A revote happens and the votes are read once more)
Stephen
Keith
Stephen
Keith
Stephen
Keith
Stephen
Stephen

(Stephen the tribe has spoken)

(Stephens final words)
Stephen: Wow, I am flabbergasted. I did make up all that stuff about Keith, but I mean LOOK at him, he looks like a chomo. Oh well, I tried my hardest what can ya do.

Amanda Zuckerman @ 13/8/2015 23:35

Episode 5 Bayon Tribe: Andrew Jeremy Joe Keith Tasha Monica Kimmi Kass Ciera Ta Keo Tribe:: Jeff Spencer Terry Abi Kelly Kelley Shirin (Bayon comes back to camp from Tribal) Keith: I just wanna thank y'all from the bottom of my heart for not believing in that city slicker tarnishin’ ‘mah good name. Now lets forget about all ‘ah this and go to sleep! (Kass and Andrew meet together) Andrew: What the heck happened at Tribal Kass? Kass: I think they figured out Stephen was spreading all the rumors and put two and two together to vote him out! Andrew: We are so screwed.. (The tribe sleeps) (Immunity Challenge:One castaway from each tribe would work as a caller to direct their tribemates, who would be blindfolded and teamed up in pairs, in collecting ten large puzzle pieces from a field. Once all of the puzzle pieces were collected, the entire tribe would work together to assemble the puzzle. The first tribe to complete their puzzle would win.) (Ta Keo wins immunity!) (At Bayon Tribe the victorious tribe celebrates their victory, Kimmi being the loudest one) Andrew: Kimmi..wow..like..calm down if there was a meter for celebrating you are at like..a 15 and you should bring it down to a 7… Kimmi: Oh fuck AWFF! I am a NEW YAWK’R THIS IS HOW WE TAWLK OKAY? IF YOU HAVE A PRAWBLEM THEN GO AWAY AND CRY ABOUT IT OKAY?! Andrew: I have been to New York and not all of them are as loud and obnoxious as you okay? Kimmi: OH FUCK AWFF ANDREW. (On Ta Keo, they sulk after another defeat. Abi and Shirin walk the jungle together) Shirin: I am so mad we keep losing these challenges. Spencer was out their flailing around like a little girl running into every obstacle and i dont know if he is deaf or what.. Abi: jajja muy estupido if we want win! We vote out weak player! Shirin: I agree with you, we have to start winning and Spencer is just slowing us down. (They go spread the plan to Jeff and Terry. Meanwhile Kelly, Kelley, and Spencer are talking at tribe camp while the rest of the tribe is gone) Kelly: Guys…I think I am right this time….like..I feel it…Terry is gonna be the majority..you can’t trust a person with that big of a gap in his teeth! Kelley: do you swear? Spencer: Like..our life is on the line you saw how i did in the challenge, do you PROMISE he is the majority? Kelly: -nods stupidly- (tribal council) Spencer: I know I performed really badly in the challenge, but when I was younger I put a corn dog in my ear and lost hearing in an ear drum so thats why it was hard for me to hear anything in the challenge. Abi: jajajaja he could have been caller persona! No excuses por him jajajaja Spencer: I literally don’t know what you even said, you spoke in my bad ear. Shirin: I am just like…really offended right now..and I have no idea why. (The vote happens) Spencer: Please, let Kelly be telling the truth and this is the actual vote..-he writes- Kelly: Gap tooth HAS to go… -she writes- Abi: End of line por deaf mijo! -She writes- Jeff: I gotta do what my alliance TELLS ME GIRL, SEE YA SUGAR. -he writes- (The vote is revealed) Terry Spencer Terry Spencer Terry Spencer Spencer (Spencer the tribe has spoken) (Spencers final words) Spencer: Man! I am so pissed at these people! I shouldn’t have trusted Kelly, but as a super fan of the show, I wanted to work with someone from the very first season, God damnit!!

Episode 6

Bayon Tribe:
Andrew
Jeremy
Joe
Keith
Tasha
Monica
Kimmi
Kass
Ciera


Ta Keo Tribe:
Jeff
Terry
Abi
Kelly
Kelley
Shirin

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(Ta keo comes back from camp and Kelley pulls Kelly to the side)

Kelley: OH MY LORD! What the fuck Kelly! You like swore to god that the vote was going to be Terry!

Kelly: I am so confused right now….how does anybody not see that gap and think….wow…that person must be unstrustworthy..

Kelley: thats not how it works! thats not how any of this works!


(At Bayon early in the morning, Andrew is cooking)

Andrew: I just love cooking these fish on the fire pit! OH FUCK!!!!! (He falls into the fire)

(The rest of the tribe screams and medical comes with Probst)

Medical: He has extensive burns on his back and chest, we are going to have to pull him from the game…

Andrew: (crying) this was my second chance! God, HOW COULD YOU?!!

(They take him away)

Probst: Everyone, the game is still on, see you tonight at Immunity (he leaves)


(Immunity challenge: The castaways from each tribe would stand on a narrow beam over water. One at a time, the castaways would move down the beam, squeezing past their fellow tribe members. The castaway moving down the beam would not be allowed to touch more than one tribe member at a time. Any castaway to fall off would have to start over. The first tribe to get all members to the finish platform would win.)


(Winning immunity is Ta Keo!)

(Bayon tribe comes back to camp and everyone scatters to talk. Jeremy, Joe and Monica meet while gathering firewood)

Jeremy: Yo guys..we got a really hot thing going on now ya know whaddayam saying nig, lets get rid of the old bat tonight. (While smoking a skunk’s tail)

Joe: *smiles and flexes*

Monica: You know, in my season Russell Hantz got rid of that girl who was the cop, because she was old, and he made the end so I think he knows what he is saying so I am agreeing lets take her out.


(Kass and Ciera meet privately)
Kass: My crusty senses are going off and I think they are wanting to vote me out this round, what do you think?

Ciera: I dont think so, no one talks to me they say im just a brat who voted out her own mom.

Kass: You were a cunt. Anyways, I have this (she opens her bag and pulls out the branch shaped like a penis.)

Ciera: EW! what the fuck is that?!

Kass: Oh shit, sorry wrong thing (she digs in bag again and pulls out an idol)

Kass: I found this in the bushes, and im playing it tonight. Let’s vote out Jeremy.

(Little does Kass know, Kimmi is listening behind the bushes and see’s her pull out the idol, and goes and tells the others)

Kimmi: OH MY GAWD YOU GUYS, I SAW KASS PULL AWT AN IDOL, SHE WAS TAWKIN WITH CIERA

Jeremy: Really? that bitch gots an idol? yo dawg that ain’t right. (While smoking a crack rock)

Monica: Oh my god, this is like that time when I played with Russell Hantz and he had an idol, we have to vote someone else.

Joe: *Smiles and flexes*

Jeremy: Lets vote out Ciera then you guys, and let that bitch waste that idol, ill tell everyone. (while smoking a whole ham)

(Tribal Council)

Monica: This round is not going to be easy, like I played with Russell Hantz so I don’t know a round that is ever easy.

Jeremy: Yo dawg, we iz all here to play a game ya know (while smoking a can of tuna)

Kimmi: I CANT BELIEVE I AM BACK IN THIS GAYYYME AFTER SEASON TWO

(The vote)

Kimmi: SO LAWNGGG -she writes-

Ciera: little does everyone know what kass has -she writes-

Kass: muahahha -she writes-

(vote reveal, before the reveal Kass stands)

Kass: I am playing my idol Jeff!

Probst: This is an idol, any vote cast for Kass will not count, ill read the votes.

(vote reveal)

Jeremy
Jeremy
Ciera
Ciera
Ciera
Ciera
Ciera

(Ciera is shocked and her torch is snuffed, the tribe has spoken)

Ciera: Oh my god! They voted me out! Oh well.

Episode 7


Bayon Tribe:
Jeremy
Joe
Keith
Tasha
Monica
Kimmi
Kass


Ta Keo Tribe:
Jeff
Terry
Abi
Kelly
Kelley
Shirin

(Bayon comes back from Tribal Council. Kass calls everyone out)

Kass: What the fuck was that? You guys vote her out she did nothing to you! You guys are a bunch of bullies and must hate women.

Jeremy: Shut up ya dumb bitch (while smoking a red plastic cup)

Tasha: WHAT THE FUCK DIDJU JUST SAY TO ME KASS, I AM A WOMAN AND I VOTED HER WHITE LILY PUNK ASS OUT TOO, JEREMY TOLD ME YALL WAS GONNA PLAY AN IDOL YALL WERE TOO POWERFUL FUCK YOU STUPID HONKY TRASH.

Kass: Wow, I don’t know who taught you your manners but they should be slapped

TASHA: FUCK YOU BITCH GO TO SLEEP, BETTA HAVE ONE EYE OPEN TOO I SHANK YO STUPID ASS.

(Immunity challenge: The castaways would compete in a head-to-head logrolling contest in a single-elimination tournament. The final round would have three castaways rolling the log at the same time, with the last person standing winning individual immunity and the opportunity to give individual immunity to one member of the opposing tribe.)

(Winning, showing great balance is Abi from Ta Keo)

Abi: Me give other immunity to….Negro Tasha!

Tasha: THANK YOU BITCH! -she takes immunity-

(At Ta Keo camp)

(Shirin, Jeff, Abi, and Terry talk in the river)

Shirin: I am thinking that country girl needs to leave, she keeps trying to milk me when I am sleeping and that makes me really offended.

Abi: jajaja muy estupido no leche from you nipple today!

Terry: I agree with you, she tried to milk me the other night as well.

Jeff: Ya’ll I love a good milking you should see how it is at the bath houses, they werk it out gurl.

Shirin: So it is decided, we vote out Kelley.

(Kelly and Kelley talk in the woods)

Kelly: So…I really think this is the round..Gap tooth leaves.

Kelley: Lord have mercy, I was praying last night and I got a horrible vibe that they is gonna vote me! Lord its like the cows are raising against their farmer! Don’t worry though this country girl has herself an idol

Kelly: I don’t have any idea what that is.

Kelley: Just vote Terry like you say.

(At Bayon Tribe’s Camp, Jeremy talks to the entire tribe)

Jeremy: Yo, obviously Kass is trying to create chaos, she aint bein cute ya know what im saying nig. (While smoking a christmas tree branch)

Tasha: SHE IS A FUCKING HONKY BITCH

Kass: I am right here, you are yelling and im right here..talking about me like im not. I dont think I am trying to create chaos at all, do you think I am Joe?

Joe: *smiles and flexes*

Jeremy: Yo, she aint got no idol no more, sorry Kass your game is DUN!

Tasha: LETS VOTE HER WHITE ASS OUT!

Monica: When I played with Russell Hantz, if he didn't have an idol he wouldn't have made it to the end!

Keith: Welp, this here vote is final I reckon.



(At Ta Keo tribal)

Kelly: I think dental care is very important in this game.

Abi: jajja me floss on the daily!

Shirin: I am really offended that you guys are talking about teeth.

(They vote)

Kelly: Bye Gappy! -she writes-

Kelly: Yeehaw, I am so excited tonight! Oh my lord! -she writes-

Abi: Jajajja, so long puta! -she writes-

(During vote reveal Kelley plays an idol)

Probst: This is an idol, any vote cast against Kelley will not count, ill tally the votes.

(Votes)

Kelley - does not count
Kelley - does not count
Kelley- does not count
Kelley- does not count
Terry
Terry
(Terry’s torch is snuffed and he leaves shocked)

Terry: Wow, she played an idol..I am rooting for my alliance to take it to the end!

(At Bayon Tribal Council)

Tasha: YO WE DONT EVEN NEED TO DISCUSS NOTHIN AT THIS COUNCIL KASS IS GOING

Kass: They have all just been attacking me, im ready to go.

Jeremy: Yo, kass just wants to create chaos like a bitch, its her name chaos kass (while smoking a leather glove)

Kass: I am fine leaving, I found love on this island. (she pulls out the penis branch)

Tasha: THAT IS FUCKIN SICK WHITE BITCH

(They vote)

Kass: I know you aren't going -she writes-

Tasha: PEACE HONKY -she writes-

Keith: I reckon this gives us some peace and quiet -he writes-

(Votes are revealed)
Jeremy
Kass
Kass
Kass
Kass
Kass
Kass
(Kass the tribe has spoken, she leaves)

(Kass’s final thoughts)

Kass: It doesn't matter to me, I found love. Lets get home and put this to good use (she smiles and pulls out the penis branch)

Episode 8

Bayon Tribe:
Jeremy
Joe
Keith
Tasha
Monica
Kimmi




Ta Keo Tribe:
Jeff
Abi
Kelly
Kelley
Shirin

(Back at Bayon. The tribe rejoices in its decision)

Jeremy: You man! thank god that bitch is gone! (while smoking a tootsie roll wrapper)

Joe: *smiles and flexes*

Kimmi: THANK GAWD! SHE WAS PISSING ME AWFF.

Monica: In my season with Russell Hantz, this is how it would have felt if we had voted him out.

Tasha: THAT OLD CROCHETY ASS WHITE GIRL IS FINALLY GONE!!

Keith: Well, I reckon we should get some sleep.

(The next morning, treemail tells them all to meet at the challenge arena)

Probst: Congratulations Everyone! You are now merged! Everyone voted out will now join the jury, here is your first competition, and as usual its an endurance!

(The castaways must hang onto a pole as long as they can. The last person left hanging without touching the ground wins immunity.)

(During the challenge Kimmi falls down hard)

Kimmi: OH FAWKK! I THINK I BROKE SOMETHING! HALP GET THE FUCKIN DOCTA!!!

Medic: Kimmi, it looks like it is just a sprain, you should be fine.

Kimmi: NO! I CANT RISK IT YOU BITCH! THESE ARE MAH DANCING LEGS I NEED SURGERY NOWW!

Medic: Kimmi…it will heal in a couple days..as long as you dont put much pressure on it

Kimmi: YOU AINT HEARIN ME I AM LEAVING THE GAYYYME!

Probst: Are you sure?

Kimmi: ARE YOU FAWKIN DEAF?!

Probst: Alright..Kimmi….YOU have spoken. -he snuffs a random torch- Guys, Tribal council is still occuring,Kimmi will be back for the Final tribal council as juror number 1 back to the challenge!


(Winning the first individual immunity is Joe!)

(The tribe convenes at their new camp. Shirin pulls joe to the side)

Shirin: So I have this good vibe about you, I feel like you wouldn't be offensive or anything to me, want to join our alliance?

Joe: *smiles and flexes*

Shirin: Perfect! lets all meet later tonight

(Later that night Abi, Joe, Jeff, and Shirin meet)

Shirin: Joe said he would flip on his tribe and join with us guys!

Abi: jajaj soy bonito! Me like! Mama cita!

Jeff: You are SO hot Joe! I want summa that tonight GURL!

Joe: *smiles and flexes*

Jeff: Oh my GOD GIRL I just came.

Shirin: I think the two Kelly’s will be on board, its their ass on the line too since we came into merge a tie. Lets vote out Jeremy!

(Shirin talks to Kelly)

Shirin: The vote tonight is Jeremy.

Kelly: Who is that?

Shirin: Just put his name down.


(After the meeting Jeremy, Joe, Keith, Tasha, and Monica meet up.)

Jeremy: Yo guys! We have to pull one of them in! I think Kelly is the best person she is SO DUMB! (while smoking a hairspray can)

Keith: Well I reckon so…

Tasha: THAT WHITE HONKY BITCH IS SO STUPID SHE WILL DO WHATEVA WE SAY

Joe: *smiles and flexes*

Monica: Oh my god, this is like that time in my season where Russell came to merge and he had to get shambo to flip.

(Even later Jeremy meets up with Kelly)

Jeremy: Yo kelly! you should join up with my crew, we iz down with the hizzidy hizouse if ya know what im saying (while smoking a meth pipe)

Kelly: I don’t know what a crew is.

Jeremy: Yo just please vote with us tonight, we iz votin’ Kelley.

Kelly: What does voting mean?

(Right before Tribal Kelly meets with Kelley)

Kelly: So..I dont trust Shirin because she has a jew nose..I think we should vote her..

Kelley: Oh my lord you are right, she is a heathen. Do you think that’s where majority is going?

Kelly: *nods stupidly*

Kelley: Alright, by god I trust you.

(At tribal council)

Tasha: I AM SO EXCITED FOR DIS TRIBAL! I GOT MY GOOD WEAVE IN GURL!

Kelley: Oh my lord, I am more excited than a woodpecker eating a maple tree!

Kelly: Where did all these people come from? Was there another tribe?

Jeremy: Yo! This vote defines the season dawg! (while smoking a dollar bill)

(The vote)

Jeremy: Yo, your cute and blonde but you gotta go! (while smoking a broken pair of headphones) -He writes-

Kelly: Do I write a name here? -she writes-

Kelley: Pray that Kelly is right -she writes-

(The vote is revealed)

Kelley
Kelley
Shirin
Shirin
Kelley
Kelley
Jeremy
Jeremy
Kelley
Kelley

(Kelley cries and her torch is snuffed)

Kelley: This country girl did the best she could! I am going home and going to church on the farm! YEE HAW!

Episode 9:

Merge Tribe:
Jeremy
Joe
Keith
Tasha
Monica
Jeff
Abi
Kelly
Shirin

(The tribe comes back to camp, and no one talks, they just sleep).


(The Immunity challenge Each castaway was given 150 tiles that they had to stack until their tower was 10 feet (3.0 m) high. The first person to complete their tower won immunity.)

(The best stacker was Keith!)

(Back at camp Joe, Jeremy, Keith, Tasha, and Monica talk privately)

Jeremy: YO guys! Great Tribal! We gotta keep this shit up yo! (while smoking a holy water bottle)

Joe: *smiles and flexes*

Keith: We had a great tribal I reckon, and I got me’s an immunity!

Monica: Russell Hantz would be fuming right now if he was here and we took out a person on his tribe.

Tasha: WHO WE GON GO AFTER NEXT?!

Jeremy: Yo! The head of that chronic snake ova there is Shirin! We gotta take dat bitch out dawg! (while smoking a roll of quarters)

Tasha: DAT BITCH GOT A UGLY ASS NOSE LETS DO IT

(On the other side of camp Kelly, Abi, Shirin, and Jeff talk about their plans)

Shirin: Okay guys, I am going to try and get joe one more time, I think he was almost with us last round and he just needs one more push, like..I am so offended right now that he didn’t vote with us, but I think he was too scared.

Abi: Si si, no bueno!

Jeff: I will do ANYTHING to make him vote with us gurrl if i gotta suck a dick girl well i just gotta!

Kelly: Is this an alliance?

Abi: Si si, idiota.

Kelly: I think we should vote Shirin, she has an ugly nose.

Shirin: What the hell? I am right here..I was so offended that you would say that about me..wow..I am like…a person with no soul and I am really offended.

Kelly: Oops, I didn’t mean Shirin, I meant…the other girl.

Shirin: Oh, so are you saying you meant Tasha?

Kelly: -nods stupidly-

Shirin: Alright, im less offended now I will talk joe into the plan.

(Shirin pulls Joe aside)

Shirin: So I was really and truly offended by you not voting with us, and that is saying a lot because i am soulless.

Joe: *smiles and flexes*

Shirin: So I would appreciate you voting out Tasha this round, if you don’t want me to be offended anymore and call you on on live television.

Joe: *smiles and flexes*

Shirin: Its settled then.

(At tribal Council)


Tasha: WE GOT THEM NUMBERS JEFF! ITS A STEAM ROLLIN TIME

Jeremy: Yo Probst, we are just chilling in dis game now yo (while smoking human hair in the form of a blunt)

Kelly: What are torches for?

(The vote happens)

Kelly: I really don’t like your nose..-She writes-

Shirin: I am so offended right now, but there is literally no reason for me to be. -she writes-

Keith: welp, here goes another one of them votes -he writes-

(The votes are revealed)

Shirin
Tasha
Tasha
Shirin
Tasha
Shirin
Shirin
Shirin
Shirin

(Shirin stands and faces her tribe mates)

Shirin: Wow, I am so offended, like on a level I have never been offended before, like wow guys. Thanks. (she leaves)

(Shirin's Final Words)

Shirin: Wow! I am going to publicly slander everyone for offending me so bad.

Episode 10


Merge Tribe:
Jeremy
Joe
Keith
Tasha
Monica
Jeff
Abi
Kelly

(Back at camp Abi and Jeff talk)

Abi: No bueno! we make amigos flip on jeremy! he win whole of game! muy estupida!

Jeff: Gurl, I agree! They need him to shantay away hunny!

Abi: Me have idea jajajajaja

(Later that night Abi goes into the dark woods, and meets with some animals)

Abi: Hola amiga Squirrel! Tambien tampoco quien una Hidden Immunity Idol! Comprar? Esta es?

(Abi follows the squirrel to a hollow tree)

Abi: Gracias!

(Abi finds the hidden immunity idol!)

Abi: MUCHAS GRACIAS!! JAJAJAJJAJAJ Me encanta!!

(Immunity Challenge is every contestant must stand on a platform over water, the last castaway remaining wins immunity)

(During the challenge Tasha is pissed)

Tasha: I SWEAR TO GOD IF MY WEAVE GETS WET I AM GONNA FUCKIN SHANK A BITCH!

(She falls into the water and swims to shore)

Tasha: FUCK THIS SHIT!! I AM DONE WITH THIS GAME! I FUCKIN QUIT YOU MUTHA FUCKA! MY FUCKIN HAIR COST 800 DOLLARS I AINT DEALIN WITH THIS SHIT NO MO’

Probst: Even if you quit you will be on the jury you know that right?

Tasha: FUCK YOU PROBST! I DONT GIVE A FUCK TAKE ME TO THAT FUCKIN JURY I HAVE TO SAVE THESE WEAVES BEFORE THESE BITCHES GET STANK MOLD ON THEM BITCH!

(Tasha is taken from the island by boat to jury)

Probst: Challenge still continues.

(Winning the challenge is Joe!)

(Back at the tribe camp Jeremy, Joe, Monica, and Keith start plotting)

Jeremy: YO guys, I knew once Tasha had to participate in a water challenge she was gonna quit, black bitches and their hair man! (while smoking a door knob)

Keith: I reckon so, my hair is always sweaty i dont see the big deal now ya hear.

Joe: *smiles and flexes*

Jeremy: We need to take out Abi! She is gonna sneak right into the end and no one is even thinking about her! (While smoking a barbie’s head)

Joe: *smiles and flexes*

Monica: I played with Russell Hantz, and you can’t let anyone sneak to the finals, they might win just like Natalie.

(Kelly, Abi, and Jeff talk)

Abi: Amiga’s me have idol! me make big move! jajajaj we win this round!

Kelly: I don’t know what an idol is for?

Jeff: Gurl get a clue hunny, just look pretty.

Abi: Me take out leader of idiots! jajajaja

(At tribal council)

Abi: Me is so sad today, me way outnumbered me no encanta.

Joe: *smiles and flexes*

Keith: I reckon we are losing people left and right.

Kelly: What is a parchment?

(The vote occurs)

Kelly: I dont know who I am voting -she writes-

Abi: jajaja -she writes-

Jeremy: Yo, end of the line chica. (while smoking an aborted fetus)

(Votes are about to be revealed when Abi stands and plays an idol)

Probst: Any votes cast against Abi will not count.
(Votes are revealed)
Abi
Abi
Abi
Abi
Jeremy
Keith
Jeremy

(Jeremy stands in awe and leaves)

(Jeremy’s final words)

Jeremy: Yo! Wow great play by that mexican chick! I can’t wait to see how this plays dawg! Wow! (while smoking a screwdriver handle)

Episode 11

Merge Tribe:
Joe
Keith
Monica
Jeff
Abi
Kelly

(Back at tribe camp everyone sleeps until the next challenge)

(The immunity challenge is The final 6 castaways will be attached to a hitching rail. Once Jeff says go, the castaways will maneuver over and under the hitching rail, releasing rope. When they think they have enough rope, they'll run out and try to reach for a bag. The first 3 people to get their bag move on to the final round where they must solve a gold coin puzzle. First person to get it right wins immunity.)

(Winning Immunity is Monica!)

(Back at camp Kelly is walking around the woods minding her own business when she trips over nothing near a huge bush)

Kelly: Wow, a bush. I wonder if there are any bushmen living in here.

(She rummages in the bushes and she finds an idol)

Kelly: What is this?

(Abi spots Kelly in the bush and runs over to her)

Abi: What La estupida has find!!?? IDOL?

Kelly: Whats that?
Abi: Ay! Me happy! Idol for us to use!

Kelly: If you say so..

(Joe, Keith, and Monica are talking while floating in the ocean)

Monica: Wow, in my season with Russell Hantz, even when he didn’t have the numbers he made the end, we can do it you guys.

Joe: *smiles and flexes*

Keith: I reckon you are right.

Monica: I think we can get Joe to flip Jeff, he just needs to flirt with him.

Joe: *smiles and flexes*

Monica: Go try and see what he says.

(Joe goes to Jeff and they have a chat)

Jeff: Hello baby

Joe: *smiles and flexes*

Jeff: Oh gurl, you make me horny.

Joe: *smiles and flexes*

Jeff: Oh dear, you know how to make me wetter than hurricane katrina gurl.

Joe: *smiles and flexes*

Jeff: I will vote however you want me to, as long as I can stare at gods gift to the gay men everyone lordddddd have mercy.

Joe: *smiles and flexes*

(Jeff follows Joe to join the group of Monica and Keith)

Jeff: I don’t want to be on the losing side hunny, I am joining you guys, with this scrumptious hunk of man.

Monica: We are voting Abi out tonight.


(Abi is hiding in the bushes and overhears this)

Abi: uh oh, no bueno.

(Abi goes and talks with Kelly)

Abi: No bueno! Jeff go join other side of la team! Joe leave! Jeff return! Idol be of use on me! Blindside Joe! jajajaj we good!

Kelly: That is fine to me, I think?

(Tribal council)

Abi: hola me time is near!

Kelly: The stars are yellow

Monica: Wow, I played with Russell Hantz and getting this far just like him is just crazy!

(The vote happens)

Abi: jajaj me master plan is ready! -she writes-

Kelly: do i write who i want out on this? -she writes-

Jeff: Mmmmm, I hope i get me some hunk tonight for this flip hunny! -he writes-

(Before the votes are revealed, Kelly stands.)

Kelly: I want this person to leave so I use my idol on him to ensure he is voted out this round! (She hands the idol over to Joe.)

(Joe gives probst the idol to play)

Probst: This is the hidden immunity idol, Kelly, this doesn’t get rid of the person you play it on…anyways, any votes cast against Joe will not count.

(the votes are revealed)

Joe
Joe
Abi
Abi
Abi
Abi

(Abi leaves, extremely upset)

(Abi’s final words)

Abi: KELLY MUY ESTUPIDA! NO PLAY IDOL RIGHT! PUTA ME HATE HER! DIE! THIS IS A FUCK!!!!!!!!

Episode 12


Merge Tribe:
Joe
Keith
Monica
Jeff
Kelly

(Back at camp Jeff snuggles up to Joe before bed and they make love)

(Immunity challenge is they are blindfolded and connected to a rope, the castaways would go over and under three hitching posts to a station where there would be a shield with various symbols on it. Using only their sense of touch, the castaways would memorize the symbols and take the bags of the symbols back to the start line. There, the castaways would have to replicate the symbols from the shield on to a second shield. The first castaway to have all the correct symbols would win.)

(Winning is Kelly!)

(Back at the camp Joe, Keith, and Monica are talking)

Monica: So, I played with Russell Hantz and I think we use his methods, we use and abuse, we used Jeff last round and now we abuse him by voting him out.

Keith: I reckon thats the best move at this point.

Joe: *smiles and flexes*

(Jeff and Kelly are talking in the river)

Jeff: I feel so bad Abi left, but I just am in love with Joe.

Kelly: What is an immunity necklace?

Jeff: Oh hunny…..

Kelly: I think we vote out Keith, he spits a lot and its like he is a donkey.

Jeff: Oooo gurl, let me talk to my boo Joe and make some MAGIC HAPPEN hunny.

(Jeff goes and talks to Joe)

Jeff: Hunny, we HAVE to vote out Keith Sugar. He is a threat to us making that final tribal council baby!

Joe: *smiles and flexes*

(At tribal council)

Jeff: Ooooh gurl, we are so close to this finale I can feel it!

Monica: Wow, just like Russell Hantz we are one step further in this game!

Kelly: So..what is a final tribal council?

(The vote occurs)

Jeff: me and my bunny bunny are taking this to the END GURL! -he writes-

Kelly: Do I get to keep this necklace? -she writes-

Joe: *smiles and flexes* -he writes-

(The votes are revealed)

Jeff
Jeff
Keith
Jeff
Keith

(Jeff stands, emotionally destroyed and leaves)

Jeff: I PUT MY RAINBOW HEART OUT ON THE LINE FOR THIS MAN! AND JOE CRUSHED IT! FUCK HIM! This queen is OUT!

Episode 13 Part 1 of Finale

Merge Tribe:
Joe
Keith
Monica
Kelly

(The final 4 comes back to camp exhausted and ready for the final challenge to determine the final 3)

(The immunity challenge is with one hand they will balance a sword on a shield. With their other hand, they will stack (unevenly sided) coins on the handle of the sword. As the stack of coins gets higher, it will get more difficult to balance. When the stack becomes too high, the coins may fall and they will then be out of the challenge. The last person standing wins final immunity.)

(Joe wins the final immunity!)

(Back at camp Monica is talking to Keith and Joe)

Monica: We have to take Kelly out, we have worked so hard to be here guys and just like Russell Hantz I deserve to be in the final 3.

Keith: I reckon thats the way this should go.

Joe: *smiles and flexes*

(Later that night Keith brings Kelly and Joe aside)

Keith: I reckon we get that city slicker Monica outta here, she been calling too many shots ya hear

Kelly: What are slickers? I am hungry

Joe: *smiles and flexes*

(At tribal council)

Monica: Oh my god, Russell Hantz would be so proud of me that im here at the final 4

Joe: *smiles and flexes*

(The vote commences)

Kelly: I guess this is it -she writes-

Keith: Well, I reckon here goes nothin -he writes-

(The vote is revealed)

Keith
Keith
Monica
Monica

(A tiebreaker challenge occurs and Keith wins!)

(Monica sulks away feeling defeated)

(Monica’s final words)
Monica: Ugh! Just like Russell Hantz I was doomed to lose this game.


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Episode 13 part 2 of Finale:

Final 3:
Keith
Joe
Kelly

Jury:
Kimmi
Shirin
Jeremy
Tasha
Abi
Jeff
Monica


Probst: Keith, Joe, and Kelly. You have made it as far as you can and the power now shifts to the jury, they will each ask a question.



Kimmi: OH FAWK! CONGRATS YOU GUYS. SUMMARIZE YAWLS GAME IN ONE WORD!

Keith: Reckon

Joe: *Smiles*

Kelly: Pork

Next Juror….

Shirin: Wow, guys..I am just too offended to ask a question, good luck.

Next Juror…..

Jeremy: YO! Why do YOU deserve to win this game dawg? (while smoking a page from the bible)

Keith: I mean, I reckon if i kept burping my way through this game i’d be okay.

Joe: *Smiles and flexes*

Kelly: What game?

Next juror….

Tasha: ALRIGHT YALL WHITE ASS BITCHES, WHY DO YOU DESERVE TO WIN AND NOT THE OTHER TWO.

Keith: I reckon I can’t really say nothin bad about nobody

Joe: *smiles and flexes*

Kelly: Keith is a child molestor and is dirty, and Joe is gay.

Next Juror….

Abi: KELLY, WHY ARE YOU A FUCK! ESTUPIDA GET ME VOTE OUT NO USE IDOL RIGHT!!

Kelly: What does an idol even do?

Next Juror…..

Jeff: My question is to Joe, HUNNY I WANT YOU BACK! I KNOW WE DIDNT AGREE ON THINGS SUGAR BUT YOU ARE MY ONE AND ONLY.

Joe: *Smiles and flexes*

Final Juror….

Monica: Why do you feel like you played better than Russell Hantz?

Keith: I reckon I was nicer and made better moves I guess?

Joe: *smiles and flexes*

Kelly: Who is russell’s hands?

Probst: Time for the voting to begin!

(The voting occurs)

Abi: I VOTE FOR A FUCK! -she writes-

Jeff: OH BABY TAKE THE MILLION HOME TO THE QUEEN HUNNY! -he writes-

Jeremy: Yo, gotta vote for one of these dawgs! (while smoking a pencil sharpener) -he writes-
Shirin: Wow, im like so offended I even have to vote..wow. -she writes-


(The votes are revealed)

Kelly
Kelly
Joe
Keith
Joe
Kelly
Kelly

The winner of Survivor Cambodia! Kelly Wigglesworth!

Probst: Join us next season for Survivor, we are going to the jungles of Peru who is the strongest? Its a Season like NO OTHER. Join us for SURVIVOR: Gays Vs Straights Vs Bi Vs Transgendered in what is going to be the most dramatic season EVER!