This Quinceanera will be an all day event for the beautiful Brazilian who thinks she’s Spanish Abi Maria. Her parents are the richest people in Brazil, so they can give her the best possible Quinceanera ever.
Every two hours of the day there will be a different event, starting at midnight and ending with the final event and cake cutting at 10PM! An entire day of festivities and fun for the princess Abi!
8AM
Abi is awoken by her parents after a long night of sleep. They tell her to get ready, because her quinceanera is already starting. It takes Abi two hours to get ready, since this is her special day after all. She finds her beautiful gown and tiara on her bed.
10AM
Abi comes downstairs to all her friends and family waiting for her, looking incredibly impatient. Abi’s mother and father yell at her for taking two hours to get ready, because they’re now late to mass. Abi complains that she doesn’t want to go to mass during her Quinceanera, but her parents gently remind her that this mass is solely for her Quinceanera. To ensure that they get there quickly, Abi’s parents call in one of their many high speed limos and clear out all the roads on the way to mass.
12PM
Abi complains that mass was “boring” after it is finished, while drinking martinis in the back of her family’s limo with her four best friends Kim, Michelle, Monica, and Sundra. They arrive back at the Gomes family mansion and the limo parks in the Gomes’ 100 car garage. At the Gomes mansion, a three course brunch was set up to be served to the guests. In the midst of the festivities, Abi’s father gives her her first gift.
Abi’s first gift is a non-allergenic pomeranian. Abi is incredibly happy, because she has always wanted a pomeranian, but they give her an itchy nose and cause her to sneeze.
Abi also has her first dance with all of her friends. They dance to songs, such as “Party Rock Anthem,” and “On The Floor,” both still big hits where Abi is from.
2PM
Traditionally, the next part of a girl’s Quinceanera is to present home films about the girl’s life so far. Abi’s’ mother and father, of course, went all out with this. In a collaborative effort by Christopher Nolan, Steven Spielberg, and Alfonso Cuaron, Abi’s parents adapted her life into a motion picture. Starring Sofia Vergara as Abi, the film turned Abi into an action super heroine, taking out “bad bitches” and stomping all over her ex-boyfriends. The film is currently the top rated picture on Rotten Tomatoes.
4PM
Once the film finishes, the second set of dances begins. Abi dances with her father and boyfriend Pete. They dance to traditional spanish/brazilian music such as “Gasolina” and “Oye Como Va.” It’s during this period that Abi is given her second gift - a recording contract with the studio that produced the hit song “Friday” by Rebecca Black. Abi will record her own Spanish/Brazilian album that will be mass played on radio stations all around the world!
6PM
The dancing continues, and dinner is served. A 52 course meal is served for dinner, with all sorts of local and national foods. The waiters - Jeremiah, Erik, and Eric - work a mile a minute to ensure that all the food gets out on the table. But while those poor waiters slave away, Abi and her friends dance and enjoy the night.
8PM
After a long day of fun and festivities, the princess Abi finally gets her cake. It is a triple decker marble cake with haphazard frosting colors, to celebrate how much of a crazy princess Abi is.
Abi and her friends...and the waiters who want desperately to be part of the action
All of her friends shower her with their meager gifts, but Abi’s parents have one final gift…
They gift Abi her own private jet with a personal pilot. As long as she has finished all her homework, Abi is allowed to take this jet and her friends anywhere around the world. Her parents have already booked her and her friends reservations to every country in Europe!
10PM
At 10PM, Abi takes her best friends onto her private jet, where the party continues. In 12 hour, they will be on the shores of Italy. Abi could not be any happier - this was the best Quinceanera any girl has ever had!
