EYYYYYY WASSUP Y'ALL, MY NAME IS JOE ARVIN AND MY CAPS LOCK IS BROKEN.

ACTUALLY NO, MY NAME IS ACTUALLY FRANK, SOME PEOPLE MAY KNOW ME FROM SHIT LIKE WARRIORS AND TSG, WHERE I AM THE RESIDENT TRAINWRECK TO BEAT ALL TRAINWRECKS. AND AFTER SAYING I WOULD NOT PLAY EPIC BECAUSE IT SEEMED TOO HECTIC TO ME, FUCKING LOL HERE I AM IN EPIC IN THE BIGGEST FUCKING CAST I'VE EVER SEEN. LIKE SERIOUSLY. TO THINK THIS CAST WA ORIGINALLY BIGGER...PLEASE NO, NONONONO.

IF THIS CONFESSIONAL SEEMS TOO DISJOINTED MY APOLOGIES, I JUST HAD LIKE TWO CUPS OF COFFEE LOL FUCKMAHLYFE.

SO ANYWAY, MY GOAL FOR THIS GAME I TO JUST FUCKAROUND AND HAVE FUN WHILE I'M HERE, WHILE ALSO MAKING SURE MY IDENTITY IS NOT DISCOVERED CAUSE I KNOW QUIT FUCKING LOT OF PEOPLE IN THIS GAME IT'S ACTUALLY INSANE. LIKE, I KNOW NAV, JEREMY AND PROBABLY RONNIE ALSO ON JUSY MY OWN TRIBE ALONE. I KNOW MY BROTHER JOE IS ALSO PLAYING BUT I HONESTLY FORGOT AS WHO I THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINK AS IAN, HE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO WILL KNOW WHO I AM BECAUSE HE FUCKING WALKED IN ON ME AT THE SIGN UP SCREEN LOL FAIL. EVERYONE ELSE CANNOT KNOW AT ALL, AND SO FAR I THINK I'M DOING PRETTY GOOD, HIDING MY TYPING STYLE BEHIND CAPS LOCK.

MY TRIBE...I LIKE THEM...A LOT...MAYBE IT'S JUST THE COFFEE IMPAIRING ME JUDGEMENT ON PEOPLE BUT DAMMIT I LOVE THESE PEEPS. LOL I EVEN LOVE PEOPLE LIKE DICK AND LINDSAY WHO AREN'T EVEN ON MY TRIBE. LINDS IS BAE. DICK IS HILARIOUS.

I'M TALKING WITH YUL (AKA NAV) AT THE MOMENT, AND WE'VE PRETTY MUCH JUST SOLIDIFIED OUR PARTNERSHIP TOGETHER, WHICH IS NICE BECAUSE I REALLY LIKE NAV, AND HE AN BE A VERY GOOD PARTNER TO HAVE ( I KNOW THIS FROM EXPERIENCE, IN BOTH TSG AND WARRIORS.) HOWEVER, I MUST STAY ON MY TOES, NAV CAN BE RECKLESS AT THE TIME, LIKE MYSELF, SO I MUST STAY VIGILANT. I WOULD REALLY LOVE TO BRRING IN HEATHER INTO THE GROUP BECAUSE GOD DAMMIT SHE'S JUST VERY FUN TO TALK TO, AND IS JUST A POSITIVE FORCE. JEREMIAH AS WELL, BECAUSE OUTSIDE THE GAME JRMY AND I ARE GOOD FRIENDS, AND I'M PRETTY SURE I CAN TRUST HIM. OTHER THAN THOSE TWO, ANY OTHER PEOPLE I CAN VERY HAPPILY WORK WITH, JUST AS LONG AS I'M IN A SAFE MAJORITY. THAT'LL BE MY GOAL, JUST GET IN A MAJORITY AND CHILL OUT AND CHAT WITH PEOPLE. I HOPE I CAN STICK TO THIS.

LOOKS LIKE OUR FIRST PROSPECTIVE PARTNER WILL BE DANNI. THIS SHOULDN'T BE TOO HARD, FROM MY CONVO WITH HER SHE SEEMS AFRAID OF HER POSITION IN THE TRIBE WHICH'LL MAKE HER AN EASY ALLY.

I THINK THAT'S EVERYTHING, WILL UPDATE AS NECESSARY. UNTIL THEN, CHEF JOE OUT!

EYYYYYYYYY.

SO YLU AND I HAVE THE BASIC OUTLINE OF OUR ALLIANCE SET UP. THE CORE FOUR OF US, DANNI AND HEATHER IS MORE OR LESS LOCKED TIGHT. THE ONLY THING THAT MAY DETER THIS IS IF DANNI GETS RED ROVERED THE FUCK OVER TO HER OLD TRIBE, WHICH I SERIOUSLY HOPE DOES NOT HAPPEN CAUSE DANNI IS COOL BEANS, BUT YUL DOESN'T SEEM TO MIND IN A LONG TERM SENSE. WHATEVER. THE RED ROVER IS JUST GOING TO SERVE TO COMPLICATE THE BALLS OUTTA THIS ROUND, I CAN FEEL IT IN MY BLOOD.

HOWEVVVVVVVVVVVERRRRR....

APPARENTLY DICK HAS COME TO YUL BASICALLY SAYING HE WANTS OUT OF HIS TRIBE BECAUSE THEY DON'T LIKE THE FACT THAT HE'S PLAYING A CHARACTER. NOW I'VE TALKED WITH DICK BEFORE, AND HE DEF SEEMS LIKE A JOKESTER, BUT I'M A LITTLE WARY HE MAY BY LYING THROUGH HIS TEETH AND THAT HE'S COMPLETELY UNTRUSTWORTHY. YUL HOWEVER SEEMS TO REALLY WANT HIM HERE AND IF HE TURNS OUT TO BE UNTRUSTWORTHY THAT WE CAN JUST VOTE HIM THE FUCK OUT. SO FUCK IT, LET EVEL DICK COME. I DON'T CARE.

FOR THE LONGEST TIME IT LOOKED LIKE JOHN C WOULD BE THE EASY BOOT IF WE WENT TO TC BUT AFTER HIS PERFORMANCE IN THE CHALLENGE I'M OT SURE THAT IT'S THAT EASY ANYMORE. FUCK. GUESS WE GOTTA TAKE THIS SHIT AS IT COMES.

JUST FOR REFERENCE, THESE ARE THE PEOPLE WHO'S ALIAS I KNOW FOR SURE.


YUL = NAV. MY BOI. TBH I DUNNO WHY I'M ALIGNING WITH HIM BECAUSE HE'S ABOUT AS MUCH OF A LOOSE CANNON AS I AM, BUT WHATEVS I'VE WORKED WITH HIM BEFORE, WE WORK WELL, BUT WHEN WE DID IN WARRIORS I GOT PINNED AS THE LEADER OF THE GROUP AND HIM AS MY BITCH, SO PROBABLY IN THIS GAME THOSE ROLES WILL BE REVERSED, LOLOLOL. IF I NEED TO JUMP SHIP ON HIM CAUSE HE'S GOING FULL NAV I WILL.

JEREMIAH = HOST JRMY FROM WARRIORS. COOL GUY, I WANT HIM IN MY ALLIANCE, HE'S NOT IN MY ALLIANCE BUT NO BIGGIE.

FABIO = HOST AUSTIN IN PURE. MY HOMEDAWG FOR LYFE. HAVEN'T TALKED TO HIM IN THIS GAME BUT PERHAPS DOWN THE ROAD I CAN GET THE CHANCE TO CHAT WITH HIM.

IAN = HOST WES FROM PURE AKA MY BROTHER. SO FAR THE ONLY PERSON WHO KNOWS WHO I AM. IF HE TELLS PEOPLE WHO I AM I'M GONNA BEAT WITH A BAR OF SOAP AND A SOCK PRISON STYLE.

RONNIE - RUSSEL FROM TWISTED I THIIIIIIIIIIINK. DUNNO MUCH ABOUT HIM.

ERIC R. - PENNER FROM TWISTED. HE HAS SAID COMMENTS IN THE PAST THAT SKEEZED ME OUT BUT WE PATCHED THE BEEF UP AND WE'RE ON GOOD TERMS. IT'S PROBABLY FOR THE BEST HE DOESN'T KNOW WHO I AM JUST SO THAT THIS CAN GO EASIER FOR ME.

I THINK THAT'S EVERYONE I KNOW FOR SURE.

SO YEAH.

THAT CHALLENGE SUCKED A MILLION BAGS OF DICKS. WE CAME IN WITH EIGHT FUCKING VESTS AND WE LOST IN LAST PLACE. LIKE...THAT'S BAD. I DIDN'T EVEN CARE TO TUNE IN TO THE CHALLENGE MUCH AT THE START CAUSE I FIGURED WE HAD THIS IN THE BAG. LOLNOPE. SO NOW WE GOTTA GO TO TC AND GET RID OF NOT ONE BUT TWO PEOPLE. LIKE...FUCK.

SO NOW THE LARGE ALLIANCE OF MYSELF, YUL, DANNI, HEATHER, SIERRA AND JULIE IS A GO, AND LAST NOT WAS NOT FOR THE SCRAMBLING SIDE OF THINGS. LITERALLY EVERYONE AGREES JOHN WILL BE THE FIRST TO GO BECAUSE HE NEVER TALKS TO ANYONE SO LOL BYE DUDE, THANKS FOR MAKING OUR VESTS. THE SECOND VOTE ON THE OTHER HAND IS NOT AS SIMPLE. BECAUSE THERE ARE SO MANY FUCKING OPTIONS WITH THEIR OWN MERITS. ERIC IS BEING PAINTED AS A PRETTY STRATEGIC MINDED GUY GIVEN HIS PERFORMANCE IN EPICSBB3, PLUS YUL HEARD THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE THAT ERIC WANTED TO GET RED ROVERED TO ANOTHER TRIBE, WHICH CANNOT HAPPEN BECAUSE ERIC IS TOO GOOD AT CHALLENGES AND HIM AIDING THE OTHER TRIBES IS NOT WHAT WE NEED. JEREMY IS BEING PAINTED AS A TARGET BECAUSE HE'S A FORMER WINNER, WHILE EVERYONE ELSE JUST AREN'T AS SOCIAL I SUPPOSE. FOR SOME REASON COURTNEY AND RONNIE WERE TARGETING HEATHER, WHICH...LOL. BUT THEN JEREMY TOLD ME RONNIE WAS ALSO THROWING MY NAME OUT, WHICH...NOT LOL. HOWEVER, WE CAN LET THOSE THINGS SLIDE, AS IT APPEARS THE MAJORITY WANT ERIC GONE BECAUSE THEY'RE SCARED OF HIM FLIPPING COME RR RESULTS, SO BUH-BYE ERIC.

ALSO WE WILL MOST PROBABLY BE GETTING EVEL DICK OVER TO OUR TRIBE, BECAUSE HE'S APPARENTLY BEEN GOING AROUND SAYING HOW MUCH HE HATES HIS TRIBE, AND WANTS TO WORK WITH US. I'M DOWN FOR ED COMING HERE, HE'S A BIT OF A JOKESTER BUT HEY, WHO ISN'T. LET'S JUST HOPE THIS IS THE RIGHT CHOICE.