The Red Quinceaneara
Chapter 1: Getting Ready to Party.
Amanda
Amanda Zuckerman stood in-front of a body length mirror admiring the little black dress she was going to wear to the quinceanera. She was the most popular girl in school so she had to dress to impress everywhere she went.
She had waited all year for this party Quinceanera’s are the most happening parties. She dieted hardcore for it. She basically ate nothing and if she got hungry she would have a block of ice.
Amanda went to every party anyone at the school ever threw, which was crazy because sometimes she went to 10 birthday parties in a day that all were happening at the same time, but she was always there.
She didn’t really like Abi because Abi was a Mexican and she didn’t think mexicans deserved money but a party is a party and you have to be seen to win prom queen, which was her ultimate goal
Ronnie
OMG OMG, it's the big day, Abi is turning 15.. again" Ronnie says sarcastically as he climbs out of his bunk bed. Matt, his brother, is laying in the bunk underneath, groaning at Ronnie for being up so early.
Ronnie walks over to his double doored closet, looking for his favorite suit and tie. He decides on the basic black suit and black Tie.. like always.
The only real reason Ronnie is going is to see his true love.. Heather. That's the reason he goes every year. This time, however, he is going to get the girl, and spend the rest of his life with her.
Ronnie doesn't really like Abi, because she accused him and his brother of cheating back in high school. But he'll go because he wants to see Heather, and for the free food.
Heather
A puff of smoke leaves her lips. Sitting there, thinking, pondering over her plan. She was always a beautiful young girl, but she still never fit in with the popular girls at school. She put out her cigarette and left her seat, heading to the bathroom to run her bath water. As she dips into the steaming water, she gets an idea: she would get her revenge tonight. She holds her breath and dips her head beneath the surface. She sees flashes of their faces: Amanda, Jerri, Sierra, and Abi. The lady of the evening. Even Ronnie was in her flashes. He was always considered one of the girls and even treated Heather the same way as the rest of them. Pulling the plug to the tub, she steps out and wraps a towel around herself.
Yes; tonight was Abi's quinceanera. The theme is going to be day of the dead, and what a day of dead it will be. She pulls up the top of her red dress; flat. No sequence, no lace, just a flat, shiny red cocktail dress. Red for the blood that would be spilled that evening.
Her plan was to take them all out... One by one while the music played and everyone was dancing on the dance floor. Ronnie would be first since he would be the easiest. On the sidelines, crying due to his denial of his inescapable homosexuality. Next would be Sierra. Sierra was never able to hold her alcohol very well and drank heavily despite her being underage. She would take her out easily while she's puking in the bathroom. Jerri would be third. She would of course be hitting on all of the guys. Luckily she was too loose and the guys knew this and didn't want to risk disease. They would leave her be, leaving her to me. Amanda always had weight issues growing up. She would be by the cake for most of the evening and most of the cake would end up in her mouth. Poison? Or just a nice knife over the throat? Finally, Abi... This one would be hardest of all since she is the center of attention. But of course, she had this one planned since her own sweet sixteen... Which Abi and her league of adolescent bimbos ruined.
She puckered her lips after applying a fresh coat of shiny, red lipgloss, dropped it in her clutch, and snapped it shut. A smirk grew on her face as she grabbed her keys off the table. Tonight would be a quinceanera no one would forget.”
Mike
Mike walked out of his room not even glancing at the mirror, and why would he? He always looked good whether it was in a snowsuit or in his birthday suit. He walked into the kitchen to grab himself something to eat before leaving. He figured there would be food but from the way abi lived, he assumed the food would be just about as good as her living conditions. After some perfectly cooked bacon he cleaned off his plate and decided to get ready to leave. "God I better get some ass tonight" he said to himself. That's the only reason he was going. Mike always had a thing for Latinas and he figured there had to be some easy chick's hanging around this party. He grabbed his pack of magnum condoms off the counter and headed off to the party, hoping he wouldn't be coming home alone.
Shontayla
She awoke to the alarm she had set on her phone. "Well today is the big day." Said Shontayla with a hint of annoyance. "Three more years and the bitch will be out of our lives for good" she sighed and buried her head back into her ruffled pillow.
"Good morning sistar! Today is mi bertday!" Bursting through the door was Shontayla's older "sistar", Abi. "Papi toll mi to tell you come eat de bertday breakfast he make for mi" said Abi.
"Bitch don't you know how to fucking knock!" Said Shontayla "and stop referring to me as your "sistar" mom and dad found you in Mexico digging out the garbage for scraps to feed your 3 children you left behind, a year ago on our family vacation" said Shontayla. "You mean to mi much sistar. Dey not mi pabies, dey mi friends in orphanage mi stay at." Abi said as tear comes down her face ruining her mascara. "If you think mi only one adopted you not see mama and papi and think gee mi not look like the either!" Said Abi as she run out the door of the room.
Shontayla rolls her eyes and picks up her phone to a text from Stephan, Abi's boyfriend who Shontayla has been sleeping with. It all started the night Abi held her annual cinco de mayo party. Abi had a little to much tequila and revealed that she was actually the mother to three children she had left behind to pursue her life long dream of coming to America to meet Donald Trump and marry his son because they look like such nice people.
The text read: " I can't wait to eat your booty like groceries again babe"
Blushing Shontayla replies: "I hate that your still with that ugly troll, you better tell her tonight or I will"
" Shontayla why is she crying again" said Ghandia. "Mom she is a delusional prick! She has the nerve to tell me I'm adopted as well" said Shontayla. "What's going on I heard yelling" said Ted as he appeared behind Ghandia. "Honey, just take care of your sister this is her 15th! its a special day! We are catching our flight to New Orleans though we have business to attend to.”
Chapter 2: The Quinceañera
Casa de Abi.
Everyone began arriving at Abi’s mansion around 7 o’ clock when the party began. Outside of the doors to the entrance of the party were two hispanic bodyguards. Amanda Z. arrived first, she was always first to a party, more time to socialize and get votes for prom queen that way. She looked at the two bodyguards disgusted by their race.
She began to speak slowly so they understood her. “Heelllloooooo I ammm heereee for a mexicaaaaan birthdaaaaaay paaaarrrrtttyyy?” they both nodded and let her in “we speak perfect english you cunt.” they said to her. Amanda shrugged it off and walked inside, patiently waiting for more arrivals.
Ronnie arrived next in his dapper suit. His eyes quickly found Amanda, and he tried to walk fast the other direction but Amanda was on him in a second like a lion after a meal.
“Ronnie! Ol’ buddy! As you know I am running for Prom Queen”
Ronnie sighed and replied. “Yeah…I have heard…and saw on the news…and read in the magazine….and saw your commercial….and…saw your flyers all over town….and the smoke messages in the sky from jets….and saw the song you released on iTunes about it……..”
Amanda laughed “Oh great! I am so glad you are paying attention! Well here is a button for you! Vote Amanda Zuckerman, a whore on her knees is a queen indeed.” she looked extremely satisfied at her tagline.
In walked Heather with a fully lit cigarette. She stayed to herself and walked against the wall. She was mostly staring at the ground taking a puff, taking a step to the side to the lame mariachi music that was playing softly in the house. She looked like she was plotting murder. Which she was.
Next came in Mike wearing a one piece mankini. Obnoxiously stuffed with hot dogs and in his hands he carried a roll up package of condoms. Amanda quickly ran to him and ran through her whole shtick and buttoned one of her vote for Amanda Z. buttons on the crotch of his mankini.
Ronnie ran up to Mike “Bro!” Mike yelled “Bro!” they did a crazy handshake which ended in a chest bump. They then started talking amongst themselves about how they were going to approach Heather and score some chicks.
Jerri and Amanda K, the school’s only conjoined by the head twins came in.
They were being guided in by Sierra, their other sister. The conjoined twins were terribly afflicted not only were they conjoined they were also blind and deaf and had to be guided around areas by their alcoholic sister Sierra who would probably get extremely drunk at the party and lose them in the crowd to fend for themselves.
As the rest of the guests begin to arrive Shontayla walks down the stairs of the mansion and greets everyone. “Hello and welcome everyone! To my Sisters Quinceanera! She will be down shortly!” she goes down to mingle with the rest of the guests.
Abi suddenly appears dressed in a beautiful Quinceanera dress
and yells down to everyone from top of the stairs “Hola amigo and amigas!! We start LAS FIESTAS!! with LA DANCE OF ME HOUR! JAJAJAJ!”
Everyone groans, Abi had made her friends learn a dance to start off the party in style and get everyone in the Quinceneara mood.
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After the dance everyone clapped and Abi led everyone to the dining room where a plate covered by cloth was. They all stood around the table. Abi announced “Hola Amigas! Cake time! Me Abuelo baked it!” Abi went to reveal the cake and pulled off the cloth and inside was a severed head. Everyone in the party screamed.
Amanda grabbed Mike and hid behind him. “OH MY GOD! Its black sambo’s head! He is the school janitor! WHAT THE FUCK!”
Abi screamed loudly as well “THIS IS A FUCK!” and hid under the table.
Ronnie ran to Heather and decided it was now or never and hid himself in her cleavage. Heather slapped him across the face “Fuck off!” and he went back to this bro Mike, clearly defeated.
Jerri and Amanda K, not hearing or knowing anything going on began to walk into the dining room. Sierra, their sister and handler was already passed out drunk which was crazy because the party had only been going on for five minutes. The pair walked right into the table and knocked the table over causing the head to roll on the ground.
Everyone screamed again and ran to the doors to escape but found that they were dead bolted shut.
Ronnie yelled “What the hell! They are locked shut!! What is going on here?!!”
Abi screamed “AMIGA’S!!!!! ME FIND NOTE UNDER NEGRO HEAD! ME DONT READ ENGLISH” Shontayla snatched the note from her sister “ugh let me read it.” she began to read the note out loud. “Jajajaja I have murdered little black samba and you are all next. Don't worry about the doors they wont open. I have hidden a key in the house. You better hurry up and find it, I am plotting each of your murders as I am writing this. Find the key and survive. Don’ find the key and you die. Good luck.”
Suddenly the lights went out. Everyone screamed again. Abi shut everyone up by swinging a piñata stick around. “SILENCIO!! ME PARTY FAVORS FLASHLIGHTS! IN LA PINATA!!” She led everyone to another room with a hanging piñata.
Heather walked up to the piñata, then looked back at Abi. “You…filled a piñata with flashlights?” Shontayla defended her sister “she has an obsession with them..I thought it was stupid too..but thats what sis wanted.”
Mike and Ronnie grabbed a piñata stick and they hit the piñata several times, the piñata barely being grazed. Heather shook her head and grabbed the stick, she slammed it into the piñata and it burst open spilling out 4 flashlights.
“There are only 4 flashlights! We have to pair up!” Ronnie exclaimed.
Ronnie walked instantly to Heather who flicked her cigarette at his face “Fuck you, no.” He frowned and slumped over to Mike, who was more than glad to be his partner. They grabbed a flashlight.
Amanda crossed her arms and waited, she was so popular she didn’t need to pick a partner they would just come to her.
Heather went to Shontayla and they grabbed a flashlight. Abi joined them as well “ME NO BE AWAY FROM SISTAR” Shontayla rolled her eyes “Fine Abi.”
Amanda saw that she was stuck with the conjoined, blind and deaf twins Amanda K. and Jerri. “Oh come on…I am stuck with Helen Kellers monster?” she sighed and grabbed a flashlight, only really needing it for herself. “Guess we don’t have to worry about Sierra, she's in an alcoholic coma.”
The pairs and trio’s split up to find the key.
Shontayla, Heather, and Abi.
They started upstairs in the master bedroom looking in drawers and cabinets. “I can’t believe this is happening in our own house Abi..” Abi nodded “NO BUENO” Heather scowled “do you always have to yell Abi?”
Abi looked into a mirror and suddenly an evil grin appeared on her face. She reached into her dresser drawer and grabbed her favorite knife, it was shaped like a jalapeño pepper. She snuck behind her sister who was looking in a drawer and sliced her throat “jajaja you never treat me like sistaar, you die!” Shontayla couldn't scream, she died right then and there not being able to breath or warn heather.
Abi slinked behind Heather “Me saw notebook you WRITE!! WANT KILL ABI?! YOU DIE!” she stabbed heather in the face killing her instantly. Abi slinked away, she now had to sneak up on the other duo’s. She was going to kill them and drain them all of their blood! She had to bathe in it so she could stay 15 Ano’s FOREVER!!!! JAJAJAJAJA.
Mike and Ronnie
Ronnie and Mike were in the kitchen ransacking all of the food. “Dude! all this Mexican food is so good! I love how rich Abi is!” Ronnie had a depressed look on his face “Heather doesn't like me..she wouldn’t even look at me.” Mike shrugged “Dude..girls suck. I try and not just stick with girls, I mean all I want is sex girls or guys both are the same to me!” Ronnie shrugged “I don't know man.” Mike walked up to Ronnie. “Dude..have you ever done seven minutes in heaven? Let me show you.” They walked into the cupboard and started making out in the food and fooling around.
Abi snuck into the kitchen hearing rustling in the cupboard, she opened it and saw the two boys naked. “SUCIO!!!!!” she yelled. She killed both of them, and then dragged their bodies away.
Amanda, Jerri/Amanda K.
The trio was looking in all the guest bedrooms. Or, at least Amanda Z. was since the other two were as useless as Mexicans. “I can’t believe I was stuck with you two idiots. Tweddle Dee and Tweedle Dumber.” They were in their own world randomly running into chairs and other items. They fell down several times but got back up. “Watch where are guys are going!” they smiled not knowing anything she was saying or doing.
Amanda walked to a door in the bedroom and opened it, it was a balcony overlooking the city. “Wow! this view is amazing! “ she walked out on the balcony and looked out. Jerry and Amanda K. walked onto the balcony too but they kept walking. Amanda looked at them “WAIT! GUYS WAIT! STOP! STOP!” the twins walked right off the balcony and fell to their deaths. Amanda’s eyed widened and she looked around wondering if anyone else saw what had occurred. “Oh my fucking god you idiots…Sierra is gonna kill me since I was supposed to watch over you…fuck fuck fuck.”
Amanda walked back into the room and went into the bathroom, she looked at the tub and saw that it was full of blood. “what the fuck?!” she turned and Abi was behind her with a piñata stick covered in blood
“Hola Amiga…” Amanda screamed and dropped all of her “vote for Amanda” pins and ran to a closet trying to open the door, as she opened it the bodies of Mike, Ronnie, Shontayla, Sierra, and Heather fell out, their bodies blue drained of all their blood.
Abi laughed “JAJAJAJJAJAJJA! WELCOME TO DIA LOS MUERTOS MY 14TH ANNUAL QUINCEANERA! JAJAJAJJAJA Every ANOS ME DRAIN BLOOD OF AMIGAS TO STAY YOUNG FOREVER JAJAJJAJAJAJJAJAJJA” she beat Amanda to death with her piñata stick, and laid down in the tub of everyones blood. Another year down another group of teenagers drained of their life essence and absorbed by Abi. She laughed ready to plan for next years Quinceanera party.
