It's your gurl Dolly here, back again after placing 5th in my interesting -but sheepish- run in Season 1. Am back to prove to all these bitches that I won't be walked over. I'll stay unpredictable, I'll be as fake as possibly can be towards people, and make multiple deals with everyone (Which will probably be publicily announced in the tribe chat, but everyone is accusing everyone of alliances, so yeah whatevs I ain't to worried)
But anyways...
Your gurl Dolly is back and am here to win! <3 It's been a very entertaining start to the game. I've honestly been put into the most controversial tribe ever... and the worst thing about it is I'm one of the reasons it's such a fucking group of misfits. But thats what I love about this, everyone is sooo OTT that noone is really more OTT then the other, and noone thinks your weird cause of it. Hehe
So let's start off with the less controversial people, like for example my baby boo Ian RosenBURGER. How Ben said it in Samoa: 'Grammar School'. He seriously needs to get his spelling in check. Every message he sends me, not even me personally but every message/post he makes in GENERAL has a fucking misspell in it. Like get you're act together boy, or go back to fucking school. But the best part about it is that me and Dick can just openly talk about Ian's fucked up grammar in the tribe chat, hehe. We're terrible, I know.
My gurlfriend Kelly is pretty cool and laid back. I honestly believe her and Jerri are the only sane people in our tribe. Talking about Jerri... guuurrrll, she trippin guuurrlll, she fucking won that challenge for us. <3 So proud of my boo<3
RC is honestly the most boring person on the planet... until you insult Mexicans, then all hell breaks loose.
Rafica is a bitch. I just treat him as one of my enemies. You know, like those gurls at high school. I'm then one of the mean gurls who acts nice and innocent in that persons face, and then turn around and slice and dice um up with my words towards other people. And I don't care if Rafica then gets mad at me once he finds out because we already had a fight yesterday. The cat is out of the bag bitch, bring it on slut!!
Shontayla and Amanda are way to shady, they throw sooo much shade in the group chat its unbelievable. But ofcourse, you know me, I act like they are my best friends, hehe. Like by saying how much fun I had shopping with my gurls, and that I am listening to my gurl Iggy Azalea and stuff like that, and how I love to be pampered. Hehe we are all SOOO OTT that even though I'm way to extreme, others are even more extreme, haha.
Now onto my boo Lindsey. Me and her actually have a pretty good bond, we had a really good chat in the first week (before I had decided if I wanted to be the Innocent dumb blonde like I was in EpicSbb, or be the OTT bitch dumb blonde to upgrade my character... I ended up choosing for the latter. But I hadn't decided that yet when I had that chat with Lindsey, so she now knows my soft and 'mature' side I guess. But I really like her, and we already made a deal to look out for eachother, so theres that, hehe.
And now to my boo Dick... omg... I TOTALLY just said boo Dick, hehehehe.
But anyways, he throws insults left and right, and I fucking love it. One minute we agree with eachother and act like best friends and the next we're at eachothers throats, haha. I love the guy.
The chat with my baby boo Frankie together with Dick was comedy gold, hehe. But now that I am talking about Frankie I may as well say more about it. Frankie already agreed to be my GBF, so that was like... like... totally fucking awesome!!
But honestly our tribe is such a clusterfuck of a tribe that if we have to vote someone out, it will be CHAOS!! Like no joke, people will be throwing shade towards others left and fucking right. It'll be awesomeness, hehe.
Well that's all I have to say for now, hoped you liked my little update boos, am excited going into the next round, hehe.
Hey boos, Dolly face here again to inform you of some fetch things that have happened to muah.
So a lot of stuff has happened, we unfortunately lost the challenge, which was a bummer. Our tribe did our best, but we unfortunately didn't win. Although I didn't do shit because my Spanish is even worse then the movie Nightmare on Elm Street 6... which is fucking BAD!!!
But anyways, I was a cheerleader though, love my boos<3.
It was too bad that Dick was Red Rovered to the other tribe, cause he was pretty entertaining and fun to talk to. Our tribe is still a lot of fun though, our tribe chats are sooo much fun, hehe. <3
And btw, the amount of shade Lindsey and Shontayla are throwing at eachother is CRAZY!! I got approached by both of them, and decided to go with my bae Shontayla because Lindsey was getting really out of control and VERY unreasonable. But I still adore Lindsey, but this game that girl is a wreck.
Fabio is a cutie, but can honestly not see myself working with him or Ian. Even though they are both cuties, hehe. ;). And talking about the guys in our tribe, Frankie, my GBF, is unfortunately never around. And Rafica apparently had a gender change, and is now Monica. But I honestly will continue to call her Rafica, hehe.
AND NOW about my alliance... hehe, yeah Dolly has multiple alliances already. Isn't that awesome boos? So one is with Jerri, who we agreed to work together this morning once we came to the conclusion we'd vote for Lindsey, she called me positive btw!! :-D. And I have a 'keep eachother safe' type bond with Kelly since we were debating about who to get out last night. And then Shontayla said she'd give me something back for that I decided to keep her safe. So at this moment it's still in the beginning stages, but it will grow out to be something pretty I think, and I can honestly not wait to find out what, hehe.
Oh yeah, I haven't spoken about RC and Amanda yet... RC is still boring. And Amanda is weird, but in a good way, hehe. She is such a mean gurl, totally my type of gurl, hehe.
That's it for now folks, hope you guys enjoyed my little confessional. :) And yay at me being in the final 27, hehe (positivity).
So last round was probably the most uneventful round for our tribe. We lost the challenge big time, and we voted out RC and Ian. Not by my request, but by Shontayla's, because she wanted them out for voting against her last round. At this point, if Shontayla has such a big vandetta towards certain people that she goes to such big extant's to get that person out, then I'm not gonna go against it. ESPICIALLY if I couldn't give 2 fucks about if those 2 were the ones to go home. So I ofcourse just agreed to go along with it.
As far as alliances go, me and Kelly still have a good bond, me and Jerri still have a good bond. And I am thinking of bringing up towards Shontayla if we'd maybe be able to create an alliance between her, me, Kelly, Jerri, Rafica and Fabio. She may just go for it, but first I'll ask her what she thinks about it being her and me, and then see who she says she wants. One thing I don't like about Shontayla is, is that if she doesn't feel like talking... she simply will just not talk to you. Which is really annoying at times.
Me and Fabio (cross out what I wrote in my previous confessional) are getting along better. But that's because he told me was Rob.C from EpicSbb1 and was Hayden in my own series AJSurvivor 2, and was even the winner (btw season 3 is coming this summer! :-D). So that was cool to be re-united with him!!
But that now means there are 4 people within the game that also know me from outside of this series. The ones being Fabio, Erik, Michelle and Lindsey (yes I know Sierra is Father V, but she doesnt count considering we only know eachother as the characters we are within the EpicSbb series). So that kind of withholds me sometimes to be a character towards them. But I feel as if I'm doing a pretty good job with everyone else though.
This round is bound to be interesing, I'll try and confess a bit more as well! :)
So I have a lot to catch up on. So last round I was nominated by Amanda. I literally thought they were targetting me because noone told me I was going to be the pawn, and once I saw I was nominated, people started bringing up that I was the pawn. SO I thought everyone was being really vague and stuff. But thank god it was Frankie who went home.
After that we had a tribe swap, and my newly formed tribe consisted of my boo Kelly, as well as Amanda. As well as Stephen, Kim, Sierra and my other boo Erik.
We sucked ass in the challenge. And had to vote 2 people off. At that point, I had given up all hope. As I wasn't the strongest in the challenge, and I had heard my name come up. So I was getting really antsy about everything. Until me and Kelly started talking, and she started mentioning she heard it was me/her. Not soon after my boo Erik approached me and said he wanted to help keep me safe. But that it would mean that we had to vote off Kim and Stephen. Which I was ofcourse not sad at all to do.
Me and Kim had a good talk last night about my gurl Iggy Azalea last night, but apparently she decided to target me and my baby boo Kelly which really pissed me off!! So I was all for getting her out!!
But there were still doubts that they were just saying to me that Kim/Stephen were the votes to keep from that I started scarmbling. But that was luckily not the case. And am really happy with how the results turned out.
And after the votes were revealed people started asking who the vote for Kim was. And I was like:
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That was noone else but the queen!!
Like... can u blame me?
That bitch voted for me
I feel like I'm finally getting my Dollyness back. Jeez, these last 2 rounds were such an energy sucker. But I'm back in the saddle bitches. And they better watch out, hehe.
Am curious about whats to come next. I'll make sure to write another confessional tomorrow saying what I all have planned!!
