No shit Sherlock

Hindsight is 20/20. I told him I didn’t know if chicken and Devin were telling the truth. Ugh, I hope I stay because if not I will be so mad at Drew.

Chicken thinks I’m the biggest threat?!


Wtf who does chicken think he is going to the end with Devin or Drew because even if I leave Danielle ain’t winning challenges

So the plan for today is to focus on Devin and make sure he is good with me and isn’t having second thoughts because fuck chicken, I just need Devin and Drew. I just gotta keep up this secret thing. He’s going to want me around because he’ll think i’ll Take him to the end. Danielle won’t. She’ll take Chicken. So I’m just going to be buddy buddy with Devin all day, and reassure him that I have his back 100%, and that I want Drew out, and Chicken is annoying.

This is why I love being Metta

me on the jury fyi

Metta's post eviction speech b/c im pissed and the people need to know the real tea


[draft]







Let's get some things out in the open and hopefully you can take some lessons with you as you end this game.

1. Make Smart Decisions



you need to stop getting in your own head. own your shit and your game. You should not have been afraid to sit next to me because you have just as a good chance at winning this thing. I always said you were a smart player keeping your shit close to the vest. However, this round you finally fumbled. You fumbled with jury management. there is no reason to lie at this point and you let me act a fool and think I was safe. Yet, you let Danielle manipulate you into making a horrible game decision whereby you will be 4th or 3rd. You looked at this round all wrong. You KNOW you can beat me in a comp so getting rid of me, the "Dan" would have been easy to do at 4 or 3. You had chicken wrapped around your finger knowing he would evict me and keep you. People forget that big moves are not all that great because they are just good for entertainment value, and its not worth it if you cant be in the end. I could have been a vote for you. Even if you couldn't sit next to me, then you could have easily cut me at f3, but least use me as a vote to further your own game.

2. Don't make decisions emotionally and out of fear



idk what to say really, but you also need to be confident in your game. Maybe you don't have great resume points and you are just there and others had agency in this game, but a lot of other people made hella mistakes you just are there, which might be enough. sometimes thats enough. However, you are an emotional player (says the person writing this entire thing, but whatever). Make me feel good about not just randomizing my jury vote if you make the end b/c a Danielle/Chicken f2 seems inevitable and does not excite me.

3. Don't forget that the jury members are people too



I am probably the most disappointed in you. So many times in this game you thought you could just make something better by messaging the person you just lied to a minute after the deadline. not good. No one likes that. You were transparent as hell. You were Nicole's extra vote, and then Devin's. Did you thank Drew for getting you immunity, not that it would have mattered since no one was voting you out anyway. You also have a huge problem with telling unnecessarily lies. the game involves lying, but you do not need to go overboard and do it unnecessarily. You put so much effort into making me think like we had a final 2 based on an actual friendship, going as far as to say how you wanted to meet up and have a game night when this is all done. Great, but there is no need to go that far. Despite making me think like we had a genuine friendship, You also gave me zero chance to campaign and practically ignored me this entire round. You aren't harry potter, You don't get to just hide under your invisibility cloak, and hope your problems go away, especially when your competitors are on the jury. We are people too. I don't care if I don't vote for you b/c you haven't done anything in this game to make me feel bad for voting emotionally.

4. Don't forget to trust your instincts



i don't really have anything bad to say about you. I think you know you are a threat. You were the realest one left. Thank you for always being real with me even with bad news. You were a great friend to me in this game and you let me rant and rave. However, I am furious right now that you didn't veto me. I am mad at myself for not fighting you harder for you to use it. I knew something was off and I should have trusted me instincts, all of my instincts.


That being said, thank you to my real man, Orwell.

I’m so mad rn and I also feel so bad for posting that speech. But I should you don’t want to Unleash the Metta world beast. If you call me Dan, you’ll get the funeral. I’m really becoming that player to just expose shit when I leave.

THe jury is boring

Draft Jury Speech

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: [INSERT DATE HERE]

The following message has been prepared on behalf of Metta World Peace courtesy of World Peace and Panda Protection, LLC, a California limited liability company.

As you are aware, Mr. Peace is a well known basketball superstar and humanitarian. As such, he has an extremely busy schedule. You may have seen from his twitter (@mettaworldpeace), that he is currently touring high schools and giving back to the youth of today. We are extremely proud to be working for Mr. Peace. However, Mr. Peace has prepared a statement for you both and we shall deliver it. First, we must first make clear that any alleged statements that Mr. Peace may have or may not have made on his way out are merely statements of opinion and there was no malice intended. He may or may not keep in contact with you both after the game, we make no promises, but despite what you may read on certain news sites, Mr. Peace loves all humans and pandas. He consistently strives to spread positivity. He encourages you to remain positive and have a sense of balance tonight.



Due to the huge platform of this game, Mr. Peace also requests that his speech be used to actually help a worthy cause close to his heart. As you know, pandas are deeply important to Mr. Peace and he has used his fame, and fortune to protect this unique, and beautiful creature. Pandas are gravely endangered. This is a call to action for everyone, players, finalists, and pws alike, to donate even a dollar to help save this creature. An easy way to make a difference is to purchase some @thepandafriend gear. Mr. Peace has been wearing the hats and sweatshirts all season to help raise awareness. He wanted to make the end so badly in order to bring awareness all season long, otherwise he might have asked to leave. There are only 1000 pandas left in the world, so the pandas need all the help they can get.

Mr. Peace has authorized this firm to provide you with the following game statement:

Spoiler

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Mr. Peace has instructed this firm to inform you that he will be flipping a coin in order to determine his vote. Due to him respecting Devin’s game more at this point, he is giving Devin the opportunity to choose heads or tails. Devin, please post your decision in this thread. In addition, Mr. Peace has also requested that you each post your favorite thing about pandas as he wants to ensure the winner is dedicated to the cause, and to spreading his message.

Correction: Mr. Peace requests that you inform him and the other jury members what was your “panda” moment in the game? You are allowed to watch the Instagram video above for reference.

I really don’t care that I said I would flip a coin because Danielle said she would do that to me and me / Alex and I’m freakin Metta World Peace that’s what you get :) you gotta hope your game is good enough to avoid the unexpected, and these games involve luck. Those two deserve to sweat a little after how they handled my eviction.

Drew and I in the jury